OnTheBrink Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 As usual, no offense intended to anyone. Can't get this baby's name off my mind... The baby's name is Georgia, isn't it? If you were married to my husband, how would you encourage him/build him up? I'd start by telling him that polygamy is frowned on in most of American society, then go from there. What could cause a child to have a random cough? Random cigarettes? Happy Hanukkah! Question on candle burning placement I'm no Jew, but I think they go in the Menorah. What have you done to reduce gift giving? I went cold turkey and just stopped giving gifts to anyone. Need recommendations for baby carriers Arms work fairly well, IME. Where can I buy Liberty Kids? On the shelf right next to Oppressed Kids. Urgent Care or wait until tomorrow? If it's urgent, go now. If not, wait until tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooh bear Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Snort!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plain jane Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 :lol: Heh heh Michelle, I needed that tonight. :lol: I miss Doran. :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 You. Rock. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ok, I'm so tired I thought this was another resurrected post. I need to go to bed now. But I won't. I haven't been here in three days. I refuse to go to bed. I'm going to be irresponsible. Again. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet Vane Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 We can always use a little Doran humor around here. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ah, I woke up in a yucky mood and this is good medicine:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 OMGosh! That last one is freakin' killing me!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mama Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Is there a snorting with laughter smilie? Definitely need to add that one for posts like this! Thank you for the laughs. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Great minds think alike... ...and fools seldom differ. So glad to know I'm not the only member of the peanut gallery, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyboys Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: I've always loved Doran's posts on titles ... thanks for picking up the mantle. What a great stress-reliever in this holiday season. Thanks! :auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Those were really, really funny. thanks for the laugh. I'm feeling very grouchy at the moment. I made up some of my own. Forgive me if they sound really sarcastic. How do you clean your tea pot spout? I have such a dirty mind... Campers, how many miles a day on a long trip do you make with elementary aged kids? Five. Question about The Shack If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the LOVE Shack....Is that the shack you're asking about? How do you recover after a HORRIBLE day? Not getting out of bed the next day. Chores and future resentment? FUTURE resentment? I have resentment now that nobody does chores! Activities & older children, esp if you don't do them. I would use my ESP but it gives me a headache. Tell me how you feed your vegetarian kids I'm thinking something with vegetables. I'll use my ESP to send you a recipe. These two post were next to each other: Instead of a puppy? train travel If you use Library Thing to catalog your books... Library Thing--America's next super hero Is is illegal to go around and around in a traffic circle/roundabout? Gosh, I hope not. I do this all the time but not on purpose. Can duck sauce be frozen? Yummy! Duck sauce ice pops. My favorite! Snack ideas for a 16 hour drive Benadryl Not feeling like a good mommy right now Me either. I just suggested Benadryl for a car ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mama Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Snack ideas for a 16 hour drive Benadryl Not feeling like a good mommy right now Me either. I just suggested Benadryl for a car ride BAHAHAHAHA :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Somebody tipped me off, and lucky me. You guys are a stitch!! :lol::lol: Throwing my hat in the ring... ------------- Tell me how you feed your vegetarian kids Generally by mouth, unless we're feeling really creative. So...does anybody here bellydance?? For exercise, of course! Yeah. For exercise. You bet. Singers...am I doomed? Of course you're not! But, I have the feeling we are. another etiquette question How rude! Activities & older children, esp if you don't do them. I know I don't. Older children are such an emotional drag. I gave mine away weeks ago. Channeling Doran! People. Please! Wrinkled maybe, but I'm not dead! ;) ------------ Hugs and laughs to you all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Instead of a puppy? Get a good book instead. I know, not that funny, but we have cats, and I think I'd rather have a good book. ;) When they're gone, the most we're going to get would be a fish. With automatic feeding and cleaning thingys, if they exist, so we don't have to always ask someone to come & check on our pets when we go out of town. So not funny, but the truth. :) Any work-from-home homeschooling parents? SAHMs do work. This is our work! I cook, feed kids, clean up after kids, attempt to get them to work, chase kids when they don't work, feed kids (because they get hungry 5 min. after the last feeding), do dishes, do laundry, and somewhere in there learn 'em somethin good. :D I should be paid for this. Edited December 15, 2009 by gardening momma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 How do you clean your tea pot spout? :001_huh::leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 How do you clean your tea pot spout? I have such a dirty mind... That's just so wrong. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachGirl Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Tell me how you feed your vegetarian kids I'm thinking something with vegetables. I'll use my ESP to send you a recipe. Can duck sauce be frozen? Yummy! Duck sauce ice pops. My favorite! Snack ideas for a 16 hour drive Benadryl Not feeling like a good mommy right now Me either. I just suggested Benadryl for a car ride You are killing me!!! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. My sides hurt and my dd now thinks I am crazy.:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 How do you clean your tea pot spout? I have such a dirty mind... Ok, this one really can not be helped on this particular forum. Snack ideas for a 16 hour drive Benadryl :lol: at this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 OK, it's 10:54pm, you've got the munchies, what do you eat? No fair. I said I was grouchy last night. How come you didn't offer whatever gave you the munchies at 11 o'clock last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenpatty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Can duck sauce be frozen? Yummy! Duck sauce ice pops. My favorite! So, uh, does that mean duck sauce can be frozen? No one really answered my question. :D:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: How do you clean your tea pot spout?:001_huh::leaving: This might require double-dosing Benadryl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Back to back posts: Nibbling on Einstein's Brain? Now I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Instead of a puppy? I have the older edition of Miss Manner's Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior. Can't get this baby's name off my mind... Need help w/ an adverb phrase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigitte Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Somebody tipped me off, and lucky me. You guys are a stitch!! :lol::lol: :001_rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Back to back posts: Nibbling on Einstein's Brain? Now I know Good one! Was that when you had the munchies at 10:45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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