Oh, dear...(((Faith))). Mine was also uneven, thinned and the right side looks nothing like the left side; and I went straight out and bought a two ladies baseball caps at target. I couldn't bring myself to wear one on Sunday, so I developed a passion for using mouse and a TON of styling wax. I even tried hair spray, but even super-hold couldn't fix my problem.
Another stylist took pity on me, but she had to chop it off shorter than my chin. She's the one who recommended the styling wax/mouse combo.
My sympathies to everyone who has endured a horrible cut.