SKL Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm feeling more and more glad that I adopted my kids. No placenta in the picture - at least from my end. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That really did make me Laugh Out Loud. I could totally picture it, mom in her apron holding a casserole dish... Yes, and Mom is tired because she just gave birth. Too tired to go to the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oops. Sorry, my iPad went crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LucyStoner Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 What if the placenta is not 100% organic? Is any western world placenta organic? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I could see encapsulating my placenta next time for myself, I get horrid PPD and it is supposed to help with that. But I sure as heck don't want to actually taste it in a recipe. NOR would I ever feed it to my family. Holy ick fest. For tonights dinner, placenta in cream sauce, the cream sauce of course made with breast milk, because really there is no other way to nourish your family than with your own organs and milk :)Yeah, McD's is sounding better and better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Is any western world placenta organic? :lol: I bet Lunatic's is :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 What if the placenta is not 100% organic? I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Wouldn't that be cannibalism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) nm Edited July 13, 2013 by Moderator Complain to the mods or walk away. This is getting very old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Wouldn't that be cannibalism? I think it could be considered so, though personally if one is taking their own encapsulated one than I wouldn't consider it as such per se but cooking it up to feed to your whole family yeah I would say it fits the definition imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed?Good question! It's an animal product. But then, it could be argued br*@st milk isn't allowed because it's exploiting the efforts of the mother. So if human milk is okay, I don't see how you can rule out placenta. ETA: so long as it's the baby's own placenta. Anyone else's would be cannibalism. Obviously, I'm spending way too much time thinking about this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I want to pre-order Lun' Jr.'s book. You know, the one about how he was scarred by being force-fed placenta "from scratch" as a punishment for eating too much cereal, and then got incarcerated for ogling women's breasts, and then . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This thread is doing wonders for my diet . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Yup, I was planning on ordering eggplant parmesan tonight, but I think I might skip that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Good question! It's an animal product. But then, it could be argued br*@st milk isn't allowed because it's exploiting the efforts of the mother. So if human milk is okay, I don't see how you can rule out placenta. I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed? Is it wrong that my first thought to this question was if vegan/vegetarian moms can swallow s*men? or does that not count, like how human milk doesn't really count? I guess technically it is not exploiting the efforts of the father because really what effort does he put into getting a BJ? THough it is an aminal product Hmm things I ponder while hanging out on the hive to avoid cleaning and decorating my kitchen table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That's it. I'm fasting for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 You don't find certain foods disgusting? I find beets to be disgusting. Ditto for spray cheese. Is there a problem with that? Is that not manners? I don't recall Red having said her son was confronting people about their food choices or indeed even hinted he had done more than share an opinion with her. Why the virtual sneer? If you think beets are disgusting, you just haven't had them prepared properly. Spray cheese, otoh, is disgusting even to many people who like eating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Is it wrong that my first thought to this question was if vegan/vegetarian moms can swallow s*men? or does that not count, like how human milk doesn't really count? I guess technically it is not exploiting the efforts of the father because really what effort does he put into getting a BJ? THough it is an aminal product Hmm things I ponder while hanging out on the hive to avoid cleaning and decorating my kitchen table Oh my gosh. I am laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Who wants to talk about cupcakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed? I've heard placenta called the only vegan meat for humans. Some new families throw placenta dinner parties. Not my style, but whatever. Placenta encapsulation has benefits, I won't deny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxcell Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I need to be getting ready for my ds b-day party instead of reading this train wreck....... :leaving: :willy_nilly: I'm thinking it is time for the Cray Button. 3.....2......1....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed? No animals were harmed in the production of human placenta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 All right, is it time to start a new poll about how many of us have been invited to a placenta dinner party? Because in my little corner of the world, people Just Don't Do That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxcell Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Who wants to talk about cupcakes? I should be working on a dragon cake so why not. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Is it wrong that my first thought to this question was if vegan/vegetarian moms can swallow s*men? or does that not count, like how human milk doesn't really count? I guess technically it is not exploiting the efforts of the father because really what effort does he put into getting a BJ? THough it is an aminal product Hmm things I ponder while hanging out on the hive to avoid cleaning and decorating my kitchen table Well I suppose a vegetarian can, but a vegen can not. A Vegan can not since it's an animal by product. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarian http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan Mind you now I'm thinking of this scene from Sex and the City about Samantha and Funky Spunk. (Now I will go away since I have added to this thread. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Who wants to talk about cupcakes? If you make them with breastmilk, can they be vegan? And how can you claim to make them from scratch if you don't grow your own wheat and sugar source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzybluecheese Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm wondering what vegan/vegetarian moms do. Is placenta allowed? I don't suppose there is a vegan/vegetarian rule book. It's not like they would be cast down into some kind of carnivore hell if they were to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Well I suppose a vegetarian can, but a vegen can not. A Vegan can not since it's an animal by product. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarian http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan Mind you now I'm thinking of this scene from Sex and the City about Samantha and Funky Spunk. (Now I will go away since I have added to this thread. ) "She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Who wants to talk about cupcakes? Or maybe placenta cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 "She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!" oh my word! Now instead of cleaning off my kitchen table I am cleaning off my monitor. Warning first so I can swallow....my coffee :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Or maybe placenta cake? Dude too far, WAAAAAYYYY too far. rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freesia Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I need to be getting ready for my ds b-day party instead of reading this train wreck....... :leaving: :willy_nilly: I'm thinking it is time for the Cray Button. 3.....2......1....... Okay, this is now, officially my favorite thread of all time. I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time. . . I SO needed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Looks like strawberry icing with gummy worms. Kids will love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I don't suppose there is a vegan/vegetarian rule book. It's not like they would be cast down into some kind of carnivore hell if they were to eat it. No, but they might be a cow in their next life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If you eat placenta, you come back as a baby in your next life (if you're Hindu). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Looks like strawberry icing with gummy worms. Kids will love it! I want to see the reaction when someone orders that on Cake Boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If you eat placenta, you come back as a baby in your next life (if you're Hindu). Doesn't everyone? A baby SOMETHING anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Personally, I think it would have been good sautéed with a garlic butter sauce. Maybe add some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Maybe add some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Nah. Fava beans are disgusting. I'd rather have mine with brown rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I think I just scarred ds14 for life. He asked what I was cooking for lunch, I told him I found a new placenta recipe I wanted to try out :) He has informed me "That is not even a little bit funny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Maybe add some fava beans and a nice Chianti. it rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMommy Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Who wants to talk about cupcakes? As long as they don't have placenta icing, I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 All right, is it time to start a new poll about how many of us have been invited to a placenta dinner party? Because in my little corner of the world, people Just Don't Do That. How about a B.Y.O.P. party? :lol: :ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 How about a B.Y.O.P. party? :lol: :ack2: Good idea! I wonder if they will ever do an episode of Iron Chef where the secret ingredient is placenta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Dup. Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 All right, is it time to start a new poll about how many of us have been invited to a placenta dinner party? Because in my little corner of the world, people Just Don't Do That. It must be because you are repressed, prudish, and/or don't know the "right" kind of people. At least that's what they tell me. :hat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 In order to encourage my son to see boobies as the holy grail (hmm like he doesn't already, he is 14 for pete's sake) I have decided to drive him to work topless. After all my car is private property so there should be no problems. And I can educate the rest of teh drivers on the road as to the importance of not seeing them as sexual objects, just as another part of the beautiful human body. Okay on my overweight self, maybe not so beautiful, but at least that will help them not to be driven off the road in lust for my tatas.It is a foolproof plan, I see nothing what so ever going wrong with it :P The OP and the rest who think it is vital that everyone be exposed to everyone's tops because women go to the beach topless across the ocean will thank me for my service in the good fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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