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Status Updates posted by beaners
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Is anything more disheartening than throwing in the towel and calling to order pizza...only to have no one answer and realize you need to cook after all?
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My baby cries unless he's touching me. Two weeks of either touching or crying. That's not normal.
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6 kids who use pencils. Two sharpened pencils in the house. Broken pencil sharpener. Send help. (Imagine I'm typing this in crayon.)
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I'm having red wine with my hamburger helper dinner. In my defense, it's a new "classy" flavor.
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I wonder how much longer it will take for my children to realize I cut off more than a foot of my hair.
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My husband is resisting my plan to establish a beagle farm.
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I needed to finish the box so that none of the remaining cheez-its could tempt me. This is why I don't normally buy them.
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Reading all these recommendations from the SLP and OT have me convinced that I am the source of every challenge in my children's lives. I have awesome genes for longevity but poor genes for functionality.
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Confession: sometimes I steal my daughter's slap bracelet so that I can play with it.
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"It needs to be more sleek and slippery." My perfectionist is practicing cursive.
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I am delivering all nagging by singing telegram today. Strangely I am enjoying this more than my children.
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Everyone is asleep so I'm curling up with a cup of tea and my newest seed catalog. Spring is coming eventually, right?
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Should I hide from the children on the front porch or in the bathroom? There's no chocolate involved, but wine will be after they're in bed!
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In the unlikely event that anyone is looking for me, I'll be back in a week. (Because of the holiday, not the update!)
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Making dandelion tea! We are so weird.
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Why do minor head wounds produce such a scary amount of blood?
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I've done something to break my sewing machine, and I still have one full blanket and half of two others to finish. Plus Christmas pajamas. My second sewing machine isn't working. The third one is somewhere in the shed outside. I'm looking for a Christmas miracle.
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When did the top banner change to a picture of a tree?
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Why is the person providing my son's speech and OT calling us to ask if he has an IEP? That's *why* she comes to our house once a week.
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Dancing around the kitchen to the Cure after everyone else is asleep? I needed that.