Sahamamama Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Didn't someone, somewhere ever teach him not to do such a thing? I am confused. :001_huh: No, Other John, noooooooo! You are going to get hurt! You are going to hurt someone! You only have two eyes! You must not run with scissors! This is bothering me so much I can barely post. I try to concentrate on anything related to homeschooling, but the mental image of this person somewhere in Virginia (?) running with scissors is more than I can take. Just the thought of those scissors, goring some vulnerable body part..... I can't stand it! I can't stand it! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I had thought the same thing as well. I was wondering if there was some sort of Native American ritual in which he was given a 2nd name that bears some resemblance to his personality or nature. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 I just checked his profile and noticed that "Other John has no friends," or something like that. So I sent a friendship request. Perhaps that will help him. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Didn't someone, somewhere ever teach him not to do such a thing? I am confused. :001_huh: No, Other John, noooooooo! You are going to get hurt! You are going to hurt someone! You only have two eyes! You must not run with scissors! This is bothering me so much I can barely post. I try to concentrate on anything related to homeschooling, but the mental image of this person somewhere in Virginia (?) running with scissors is more than I can take. Just the thought of those scissors, goring some vulnerable body part..... I can't stand it! I can't stand it! :blink: He was public schooled. They learn all sorts of crap there ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracesteacher Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 He was public schooled. They learn all sorts of crap there ;) like lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Maybe he's a rogue and willing to take chances. Or he's trying to show he's not a . (It's a clip of Frasier Crane from "Cheers.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy in FL. Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'm not surprised that he has no friends. My mom would never let me be friends with someone so dangerous. Of course she stepped on a pair of scissors when she was a child (probably dropped by another Other John). We should try to befriend Other John. Friends don't let friends run with scissors! I just checked his profile and noticed that "Other John has no friends," or something like that. So I sent a friendship request. Perhaps that will help him. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I saw his picture. He thinks he's Chuck Norris. I bet Chuck Norris runs with scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I saw his picture. He thinks he's Chuck Norris. I bet Chuck Norris runs with scissors. :smilielol5: Chuck Norris doesn't run with scissors; scissors run away from Chuck Norris. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 :smilielol5: Chuck Norris doesn't run with scissors; scissors run away from Chuck Norris. :D :lol::lol: Poor John. Maybe he's a lefty and uses those weird, lefty scissors. Can you run with those? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 :lol::lol: Poor John. Maybe he's a lefty and uses those weird, lefty scissors. Can you run with those? ;) First of all, *I'm* a lefty, and our scissors are NOT weird. Your's are. :D Secondly, I TRIED to warn OtherJohn about running with scissors here over two weeks ago. He never responded. He is CLEARLY not open to direction regarding his scissor-running ways. :tongue_smilie: (I agree with swellmomma; he probably went to PS. :lol:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Secondly, I TRIED to warn OtherJohn about running with scissors here over two weeks ago. He never responded. He is CLEARLY not open to direction regarding his scissor-running ways. :tongue_smilie: (I agree with swellmomma; he probably went to PS. :lol:) The nerve of that man. :toetap05: I'm going with the delusional Chuck Norris, publicly schooled and friendless combo theory here. We can't change the past (or the delusion), but we can still be nice to Other John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) :smilielol5: Chuck Norris doesn't run with scissors; scissors run away from Chuck Norris. :D :lol: ETA - I must be blind. I hadn't even noticed the new announcement, much less that Other John runs with scissors! Thank you ladies for pointing this out so I can fortify myself against the influence of such recklessness! Edited October 12, 2012 by Truscifi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 He was public schooled. They learn all sorts of crap there ;) :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Actually I was wondering what happened to Other John. He came in, let us get our hopes up about how much more wonderful the Hive could be, then left. No wonder he has no friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Actually I was wondering what happened to Other John. He came in, let us get our hopes up about how much more wonderful the Hive could be, then left. No wonder he has no friends. Hes such a fake. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmoe Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I hope he doesn't run with scissors while wearing a kilt! :w00t: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I hope he doesn't run with scissors while wearing a kilt! :w00t: :w00t: Wow! Let's hope not. Especially if there is a Mrs. Other John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Who's the first John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Who's the first John?I think it's "Other John" because there is always "another John" out there. I'm married to a Dave, and he feels the same way about his name. I actually went to a church where we called several men Tom One, Tom Two, Tom Three, Tom Four, and Tom W. I don't know why Tom W. wasn't Tom Five. It is a mystery. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 What happened to Jedi Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 What happened to Jedi Bob? :001_huh: There was a Jedi Bob? How did I miss this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmoe Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 What happened to Jedi Bob? maybe he ran with scissors one too many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DianeW88 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I think he likes to keep the scissors handy in case the moderator needs to poke his/her eyes out over the latest thread topic or kerfuffle of the day. I mean, there's only so much one person can take. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I think he likes to keep the scissors handy in case the moderator needs to poke his/her eyes out over the latest thread topic or kerfuffle of the day. I mean, there's only so much one person can take. :lol: If someone gave the moderators cupcakes they wouldn't feel the need to use the scissors. Poor cupcake-less mods; I bet they have to wear thier shoes inside too. :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 maybe he ran with scissors one too many times. I think he likes to keep the scissors handy in case the moderator needs to poke his/her eyes out over the latest thread topic or kerfuffle of the day. I mean, there's only so much one person can take. :lol: :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I hope he doesn't run with scissors while wearing a kilt! :w00t: Hey no circ threads!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Hey no circ threads!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 You all crack me up!!! If I hung out at the forums all day I would never get those wonderfull things done that the Hive will be :) No Comment :001_huh: While this is very true, I plan on changing it every so often to have fun. Yes, except one consequence to using this is many people refer to me as "OJ" - hmmm He does exist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDad Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I actually went to a church where we called several men Tom One, Tom Two, Tom Three, Tom Four, and Tom W. I don't know why Tom W. wasn't Tom Five. It is a mystery. :001_huh: :lol::lol: :001_huh: There was a Jedi Bob? How did I miss this? :bigear: maybe he ran with scissors one too many times. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I think we will have to have Mrs. Weasley talk to him. That ought to straighten him out right away.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeindeed Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 :smilielol5: Chuck Norris doesn't run with scissors; scissors run away from Chuck Norris. :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 :smilielol5: Chuck Norris doesn't run with scissors; scissors run away from Chuck Norris. :D Little scissors' moms tell them to never run with Chuck Norris! maybe he ran with scissors one too many times. Or maybe Otherjohn was running with scissors and ran into Jedi Bob. :crying: Still, you'd think a light saber would beat scissors any day. Must not be much of a Jedi. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Little scissors' moms tell them to never run with Chuck Norris! Or maybe Otherjohn was running with scissors and ran into Jedi Bob. :crying: Still, you'd think a light saber would beat scissors any day. Must not be much of a Jedi. :tongue_smilie: Spock smashes scissors. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 maybe he ran with scissors one too many times.:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 maybe he ran with scissors one too many times. Ooh, he probably ran with his light saber. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 He was public schooled. They learn all sorts of crap there ;) Dying!!! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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