Lady Florida. Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I'm sorry but I'm going to have to get to know you better. Once I find out if you think and do things my way, then I'll know for certain if you are right. Until then, I'm afraid I can't say :iagree:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Really, if you all were the RIGHT-kind-of-religion-of-my-choice, then you would understand.Keep that up and I'll have to paste the Board Rules and/or inform everyone that you worse than Hitler. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflowerlady Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 It's the government's fault, of course.:glare: This current administration has just led to the downfall of all that is good and decent in humanity. Thankfully next year is an election year and the people of America will vote for a return to the glory days of the Reagan and Bush eras. Then all will be well again and people will return to the Way That Is Correct. (Whatever that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Keep that up and I'll have to paste the Board Rules and/or inform everyone that you worse than Hitler. :glare: Worse than 1-10 Hitlers? I call Godwin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Worse than 1-10 Hitlers? I call Godwin.Don't make me go to 11. You can't handle 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Don't make me go to 11. You can't handle 11. Godwin times ∞ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Godwin times ∞ I heard that Godwin was a socialist or a lawyer or worse. I'm surprised you'd have truck with that crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 There are times I wander into a thread and wonder what the heck you all were up while I was mopping the floors. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetBean Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ...do things differently from me? Do you think they just don't understand that my way is easy and superior, or is it more that their values are corrupt? I see people all the time when I'm out and about. Some of them make choices very similar to mine, and you can tell that those people have a special radiance that everyone is drawn to. It really makes me wonder about the ones who don't do the same things I do. Should I pity them or feel contemptuous? Just looking for some input here... I genuinely want to understand. Snort. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8circles Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 There are times I wander into a thread and wonder what the heck you all were up while I was mopping the floors. :D You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Don't make me go to 11. You can't handle 11. It's Numberwang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbabe Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I am so lost. I don't know that I get the OPs tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Thinking about this "Godwin's Law" thing. Are we sure it's a "law," or is it only, ahem, a theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 It's Numberwang!*shakes head scornfully* Wangernum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I heard that Godwin was a socialist or a lawyer or worse. I'm surprised you'd have truck with that crowd. As a lawyer and a socialist I have decided to sue you for slander. Also, I'm changing my username so that I can be snarky to you under a whole new name and it will take you several weeks to figure out why. There are times I wander into a thread and wonder what the heck you all were up while I was mopping the floors. :D Floor mopping is the devil's work. You are better served putting that time toward solving world hunger. That's what I'm doing in another window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 As a lawyer and a socialist I have decided to sue you for slander. Also, I'm changing my username so that I can be snarky to you under a whole new name and it will take you several weeks to figure out why.TROLL! (and not a terribly bright one, even for a troll...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Floor mopping is the devil's work. You are better served putting that time toward solving world hunger. That's what I'm doing in another window."Free" Rice is the devil's dandruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnsinkableKristen Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You are better served putting that time toward solving world hunger. That's what I'm doing in another window. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoObvious Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8circles Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Everybody is ignoring me. Nobody likes my jokes. I knew I was horrible & this just confirms it. This is the last time I'm going to post on these kinds of threads. Did you hear me? THE LAST TIME! ETA: I spoke too soon. I'm still going to be huffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 "Free" Rice is the devil's dandruff. GASP!!!!! You must belong to the tin-foil hat crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaSheep Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I don't think the way you do because I am not selfish or full of myself. My position is morally superior to yours. I just can't buy into your way of life because I am not a sheeple. :tongue_smilie: Cat Um, I'm jumping in here on behalf of the people who self identify as sheep. They are already posting on this thread and they MAY be offended by your use of the term sheeple. I suggest you find another term to use, because I am offended for them, and since they haven't come back to this thread in the last two minutes I should speak up to defend them. ETA: If you'll edit your post, I'll remove the quote and edit mine, so as to not offended those who might be offended.:tongue_smilie: Well I NEVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 GASP!!!!! You must belong to the tin-foil hat crowd.I have an assortment of stylish tin-foil hat's. However, they are functional, and I remain humble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? I am the devil. Wait. Should that be a statement or a question? :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I am the devil. Wait. Should that be a statement or a question? :tongue_smilie:Depends on whether or not you have dandruff. Check your shoulders. If they're clear, you're not the devil, merely a minion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) I used my food stamps to buy my 3 sets of twin's lobster, cake and pop for their special birthday dinner today! Yes, they were all born on the same day! Sadie & Sasha were born 8/13/07, Cedar & Sequoia were born 8/13/09, and Arabella & Arnold were born (breech) unassisted at 1am this morning! We're so excited! The checker did ask, "Are the all yours?!" even though I was wearing both of the babies in a sling as they were nursing! Hello?? Edited August 14, 2011 by LibraryLover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggie Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I used my food stamps to buy my 3 sets of twin's lobster, cake and pop for their special birthday dinner today! Yes, the were all born on the same day! Sadie & Sasha were born 8/13/07, Cedar & Sequoia were born 8/13/09, and Arabella & Arnold were born (breech) unassisted at 1am this morning! We're so excited! The checker did ask, "Are the all yours?!" even though I was wearing both of the babies in a sling as they were nursing! Hello?? :lol::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I have an assortment of stylish tin-foil hat's. However, they are functional, and I remain humble. Tin foil hats are the very epitome of fashion in some circles, therefore not humble or modest. You are clearly drawing attention to yourself in an immodest manner. Also, you killed a kitten. I used my food stamps to buy my 3 sets of twin's lobster, cake and pop for their special birthday dinner today! Yes, the were all born on the same day! Sadie & Sasha were born 8/13/07, Cedar & Sequoia were born 8/13/09, and Arabella & Arnold were born (breech) unassisted at 1am this morning! We're so excited! The checker did ask, "Are the all yours?!" even though I was wearing both of the babies in a sling as they were nursing! Hello?? Appropriate given your own suckling from big brother's teat. This thread is turning into a kittastrophe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RanchGirl Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ...do things differently from me? Do you think they just don't understand that my way is easy and superior, or is it more that their values are corrupt? I see people all the time when I'm out and about. Some of them make choices very similar to mine, and you can tell that those people have a special radiance that everyone is drawn to. It really makes me wonder about the ones who don't do the same things I do. Should I pity them or feel contemptuous? Just looking for some input here... I genuinely want to understand. :D:D:D:D. Love it. So sick of that stuff around here lately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? I think she is judging us for not mopping our floors!! :glare::eek: Jennifer, don't impose your idea of cleanliness on me. There is nothing wrong with having cheerios stuck to your floors. It is a sign of maturity! :tongue_smilie::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linguistmama Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I used my food stamps to buy my 3 sets of twin's lobster, cake and pop for their special birthday dinner today! Yes, the were all born on the same day! Sadie & Sasha were born 8/13/07, Cedar & Sequoia were born 8/13/09, and Arabella & Arnold were born (breech) unassisted at 1am this morning! We're so excited! The checker did ask, "Are the all yours?!" even though I was wearing both of the babies in a sling as they were nursing! Hello?? :party: I have offered many times to solve all of the world's problems if they would only do it my way, aka the right way, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Tin foil hats are the very epitome of fashion in some circles, therefore not humble or modest. You are clearly drawing attention to yourself in an immodest manner.I'm wearing one of my tin-foil tam's at the moment. Jaunty, but not in-your-face. Tinsel pom-pom. And I'm showing cleavage. But it's natural, not-at-all-immodest cleavage, and also not in-your-face. Well, except for the cat on my lap (not a kitten, so it's safe... nothing to fear, move along, move along). Also, you killed a kitten.And I did it in your name. Bwah ha ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 No offense, but people who don't follow my way are tottal idiot's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivka Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 OP here. I'm feeling really misunderstood. :crying: All I wanted was to fix you guys. I don't know why this thread had to devolve into bickering and sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Um, I'm jumping in here on behalf of the people who self identify as sheep. They are already posting on this thread and they MAY be offended by your use of the term sheeple. I suggest you find another term to use, because I am offended for them, and since they haven't come back to this thread in the last two minutes I should speak up to defend them. ETA: If you'll edit your post, I'll remove the quote and edit mine, so as to not offended those who might be offended.:tongue_smilie: This made me laugh out loud! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam Wilhelm Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ...do things differently from me? Do you think they just don't understand that my way is easy and superior, or is it more that their values are corrupt? I see people all the time when I'm out and about. Some of them make choices very similar to mine, and you can tell that those people have a special radiance that everyone is drawn to. It really makes me wonder about the ones who don't do the same things I do. Should I pity them or feel contemptuous? Just looking for some input here... I genuinely want to understand. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I just did an LLBean order and bought sweat pants. I am going to give them another try! Maybe I will look better in them at 40++ than I did at 19. This thread has really motivated me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I think she is judging us for not mopping our floors!! :glare::eek: Jennifer, don't impose your idea of cleanliness on me. There is nothing wrong with having cheerios stuck to your floors. It is a sign of maturity! :tongue_smilie::D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Depends on whether or not you have dandruff. Check your shoulders. If they're clear, you're not the devil, merely a minion. I'm henna'ing my hair today. I'll let you know about the dandruff in about 6 more hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I think this is my favorite thread - ever, in the history of thread reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Well I NEVER! Bless your little heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linguistmama Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 OP here. I'm feeling really misunderstood. :crying: All I wanted was to fix you guys. I don't know why this thread had to devolve into bickering and sarcasm. Nice! If you don't understand then maybe you're not so smart after all, huh?! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I just did an LLBean order and bought sweat pants. I am going to give them another try! Maybe I will look better in them at 40++ than I did at 19. This thread has really motivated me!Hey, now. How are you able to type with newborn twins strapped to your front? Something seems amiss here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I obviously did not lurk around this board long enough. I thought this board was for mature home educators not highschool-ish teens. :001_smile:I will be praying for ya'll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 No offense, but people who don't follow my way are tottal idiot's. :iagree: So your way must be the same as my way because my way is the best. Rivka, awesome thread.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey, now. How are you able to type with newborn twins strapped to your front? Something seems amiss here... You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) I have also been trying not to say anything but for the future of your children I feel it is my duty to tell you. Unless you are using the same curriculum as I am your kids are getting a substandard education and will never make it in the real world. It feels good to get that off my chest. I hope I didn't offend anyone just stating the truth for your own good. Edited August 13, 2011 by blessedmom4god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey, now. How are you able to type with newborn twins strapped to your front? Something seems amiss here... She left them in the car. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 This thread is not rigorous enough for me or my kids. I know it works for *you*, but we need something more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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