Rebecca VA Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Losing a pound a day w/The Zone Diet.... In less than six months you'll be invisible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellyndria Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Help! I cannot Nab Gnats! But can you... Gnab Gnats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Son will NOT wake up! Call an ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Does anyone know where Cammie in India is? ...INDIA?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babysparkler Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Just turned on the radio...........guess what was playing? Music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama Geek Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 I have the best husband.... Wait a minute I thought my dh only had 1 wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Slow cooker/crock pot recipes (no beef) please Well, fine! Be that way! The 15 year itch??? Seriously, I would have used cortisone cream and seen a doctor years ago. I am stalled Have you tried a jump start? When flying internationally Take a plane. Your arms will get really tired flying over the ocean. Piano or music lessons? Will you not need the piano for the music lessons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Suggestions for Online Dyslexia Assessment? Here's one: Is a 19 year old a teenager or a senior citizen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 How long do laid-that-day free-range organic eggs last in the fridge? 23 hours and 59 minutes at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Waxing philosophical While some may have philosophical differences with waxing, I think if someone needs it, they should really go for it! But never attempt to do it yourself or you will end up the laughing stock of the entire internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Rooting Grapes and Pears (Separately!) - Question Answer: GO GRAPES GO! RAH RAH RAH! GO PEARS GO! RAH RAH RAH! Cinder :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 FABULOUS anti-patriarchy article by Mary Pride! I asked my husband and he said I'm not allowed to read that. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Teaching time out... do you spank them each time they get up? No. Teachers are entitled to breaks. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylianna Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 :lol: MORE MORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcjlkplus3 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. :iagree::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcjlkplus3 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 This really bothered me - went to lunch with the kids... It really bothers me too but every time I try to sneak out of the house without them, they catch me! :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 CC: Would this bother you from a pastor? Aren't they supposed to talk about Christian topics? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Maybe it's in the closet??? I can't open the closet. Haven't you ever seen what happens when you open a closet? Don't you watch tv? :svengo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 How do you stop searching???? By finally finding it. Usually in the last place you look. This NEVER works for me! :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Can you share your favorite reference-style books? =) Well, I can... I thought the same thing . . .:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I love this thread. It is a place to let my sarcasm run free! :sneaky2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Okay, guys, I have a complaint about this thread. I usually read WTM on my phone while I'm nursing my toddler to sleep at night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to choke back laughter silently so that I don't wake him up?! Yes, you do know not to consume liquids while reading thread like this, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Do siblings all turn out "gifted"? Not if you're from my family!:lol: My brothers are a prime example of that! I think they are the missing link. No, in our family we have two gifted siblings and two idiots. I have to check the calendar on any given day to see which part I am supposed to play that day. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I can't open the closet. Haven't you ever seen what happens when you open a closet? Don't you watch tv? :svengo: I love this thread. It is a place to let my sarcasm run free! :sneaky2: Obviously at my expense! Your first quote was directed at me! ;) I have SO MANY sarcastic responses to things on here. It's hard to hold back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Ideas for physical interludes during the day? Oh, my dear, this isn't *that* kind of forum! We're more genteel than that. Now, if you want to discuss "tea parties" and booKs, we're your gals. Ok, first: Lock all outside doors from the outside. Use the remote control to come in through the garage. Be sure to bring it with you. DO not mistake it's buttons for any other buttons you many want to push. Plop your children in front of the tv and let them watch something you ordinarily wouldn't. Lock you and (presumably) your hubby in your room. You have ten minute before a child knocks on your door or some other catastrophy insues so use the microwave. All of this, assumes that your house is already sufficiently baby-proofed. Good luck! GO! :auto: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Obviously at my expense! Your first quote was directed at me! ;) Give me time, I'm trying to spread it around and share the wealth as fast as I can. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Do Uggs type boots run large or small? The small sizes run smaller than the larger sizes. They're targeting a large market, so they sell both. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagira Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 As an adult how often have you moved? Since I've been an adult almost 15 years, probably about a 2 billion times, and this doesn't count all the tossing at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Sorry to bring up an old thread, but this one screamed out to me ... Does anyone have Kathy in Richmond's high school plan? Okay, fess up. Give it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizzyBee Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Anyone in Arizona? (or any place) No. No-one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizzyBee Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Okay, guys, I have a complaint about this thread. I usually read WTM on my phone while I'm nursing my toddler to sleep at night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to choke back laughter silently so that I don't wake him up?! I have to finish reading this thread later because I am at work and I am trying not to laugh out loud. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koerarmoca Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Anyone live in <insert state>? Nope they have all left, you are the only one in the entire state. I sure hope they didn't all fall victim to a zombie apocalypse. (from another board) How do I teach my toddler the ABC's? I don't know about you but I Start with A then I move on to B.. Are phonics and spelling important at this age? noop nat att al fonix an spelin can stap at cindurgartin Would you eat this? Yes, I hear laptops stay crunchy in milk. What do you think of.... Of can't think he is just a word. What do you use for Spanish? Dora the explorer Ahhh!!! Girls and boys are different!You're how old and you haven't known this yet!? Tired of pleasing everyone at dinner time Can't you do that later, after the kids are in bed? Suggestions for Online Dyslexia Assessment? Here's one: Is a 19 year old a teenager or a senior citizen? :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koerarmoca Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My children are driving me crazy.. You let your children drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 (edited) Chicken mummy question... Chicken daddy answer. :) Edited March 25, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 S/O Yankee asks about the South... now I'm scared Shoulda used Google instead. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. :lol: thank you for making me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Rooting Grapes and Pears (Separately!) - Question Answer: GO GRAPES GO! RAH RAH RAH! GO PEARS GO! RAH RAH RAH! Separately doesn't make it any better! It's still not appropriate conversation for this forum! And a cheer team? :eek: Oh my! Dialect differences: I'm blushing! Rosie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Suggestions seriously welcomed! Answers seriously given. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Anyone sew jeans into skirts? No, I usually sew just the skirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Separately doesn't make it any better! It's still not appropriate conversation for this forum! And a cheer team? :eek: Oh my! Dialect differences: I'm blushing! Rosie Had to look it up. Oh, my indeed!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Thinkwell "Hmmmmm" "Hmmmmmm" "Hmmmmm" "Hmmmmmm" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Sons close in age/dating rules? Your sons shouldn't date each other no matter how close in age they are. ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burleygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I am sorry I don't have anything to add(too late at night to think) but thank you all so much for a good belly laugh. So clever. I really, really like this thread ---the best one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 For German Families: if you were placing an amazon.de order for your 6-year-old... How much was the shipping and how long did it take for them to deliver the child?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 M's in the field N's in the bushes. O refuses to play and is watching t.v. instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Thinking of cloth diapers I'm thinking of chocolate, but hey, to each his own. ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I looooove getting curriculum in.... my shoes. It's so squishy. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Is there such a thing as an unbiased church history spine? I don't think so, but I've heard that there are clavicles and femurs that are unbiased. Spines are always going from one side to the other and therefore should not be trusted. Just my humble 2 cents. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 (edited) Near Death Experience, anyone? No thanks. I'm good. :) Edited March 25, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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