JennifersLost Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I had the weirdest thing happen to me the other night. I went to an exercise class and met up with an acquaintance there. We're maybe more than acquaintances, not really friends. We share lots of same interests but always manage to irritate each other. Anyway, we greeted each other happily and she says, "Come here and give me a hug!" I do, and she wraps her arms around me and puts both her hands on my butt - and gives it a little snuggle!!! Now, she didn't do the whole "cup the butt" maneuver, so it wasn't quite a sexual attack, LOL - but the hands were definitely on the butt! I kind of shrieked, "That's my butt, woman!", laughed it off and pulled away, but what the heck???? Am I missing something, ladies? Is the the new "handshake?" I told dh about it and we've been giggling about it ever since. I keep thinking, "Did that really happen?" Dh thinks she grabbed my butt by accident and then brazened it out. He's just glad it wasn't her husband, LOL. How weird is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 That's super weird, if it's a trend I'm going to avoid it! I think you handled it well, I would have decked her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Whoa...that's a bit too familiar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I think I'll stick with my online friends if that's the latest trend. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmgconner Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol: ( l ) I sure hope not! Your friend's way of saying hello is cracking me up. Okay, I'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Am I missing something, ladies? Is the the new "handshake?" I certainly hope that isn't the new handshake. There are some butts I'd really rather not touch. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol:Well, I saw a report somewhere (Dateline, maybe??) that Swingin' was makin' a comeback!! Maybe she's tryin' to feel you out?!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol:Well, I saw a report somewhere (Dateline, maybe??) that Swingin' was makin' a comeback!! Maybe she's tryin' to feel you out?!:lol: :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paula j Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol:Well, I saw a report somewhere (Dateline, maybe??) that Swingin' was makin' a comeback!! Maybe she's tryin' to feel you out?!:lol: Do you think this is because of that tv show, Swingtown? Just figures people would choose those characters as role models.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn in Mo Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I certainly hope that isn't the new handshake. There are some butts I'd really rather not touch. :lol: And yet there are others that I'd really not mind :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 And yet there are others that I'd really not mind :lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol: But the chance of me meeting some of those is slim to none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tara~ Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Two handed feel? Are you serious? Eeek! No way, nuh uh, I want noooo part of that greeting....thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyboys Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol: ( l ) I sure hope not! Your friend's way of saying hello is cracking me up. Okay, I'll stop now. Pun intended? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I have friends that play around but we've moved way beyond the acquaintance stage of friendship into the, "Hey, will you bail me out in the middle of the night if I attend this rally?" stage of friendship. :D Jen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :lol:Well, I saw a report somewhere (Dateline, maybe??) that Swingin' was makin' a comeback!! Maybe she's tryin' to feel you out?!:lol: I about spit on my computer with that one!!! It was snort, laugh, cackle, kind of cough/laugh thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leah Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Yuck-o! :tongue_smilie: And I must say that I am having a hard time really understanding how you "accidentally" hug someone's rear-end...:ohmy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Yuck-o! :tongue_smilie: And I must say that I am having a hard time really understanding how you "accidentally" hug someone's rear-end...:ohmy: Well, if the friend was really short and Jennifer is really tall. . . you could accidentally hug her rear-end. But the snuggle?!:ack2::blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam "SFSOM" in TN Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 How weird is that? Well, this may be TMI, but this is how I'm greeting *all* my friends and acquaintances these days. It's going over REAL well. I usually say something like, "How you DOIN', sweet cheeks?" I predict I will have a distinct advantage over my peers when I start applying for jobs in a couple of weeks. I plan to save it for the call-back interview, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifersLost Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 LOL!!!! Oh, and I love the line about, "if Jennifer's really tall and this other woman really short..." I'm 5'3"!!! This woman definitely has a few inches on me. And I feel bad - she's really pretty nice. This "incident" just blew me away, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojomojo Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) . Edited October 4, 2008 by jojomojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 And yet there are others that I'd really not mind :lol: I can't believe you said that here! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julpost Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Wha???? I'm speechless.:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Sounds like she'd had too much Mike's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Oh, gad. I would have felt violated. I think I might have screamed something like "Get your hands off my butt, you pervert!" I have no doubt that I would not have handled it with gentleness, lol. I would have been too freaked out. Really. That's off limits. That's beyond. Way, way beyond. Ick. Ria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Well, this may be TMI, but this is how I'm greeting *all* my friends and acquaintances these days. It's going over REAL well. I usually say something like, "How you DOIN', sweet cheeks?" I predict I will have a distinct advantage over my peers when I start applying for jobs in a couple of weeks. I plan to save it for the call-back interview, though. Even though I often type LOL to represent the humored reaction I may have to a post here or there, I don't always mean that I really did it, out loud. This time...??? El. Oh. El.!! You a wery funny giwl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 ...how those BUNS OF STEEL really felt. :smilielol5: She either thinks of you as a better friend than you do of her. Or she's testing the waters. Ack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 ...how those BUNS OF STEEL really felt. :smilielol5: She either thinks of you as a better friend than you do of her. Or she's testing the waters. Ack! EEEEWWWW!!! LOL! Ria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Maybe she had a bet with someone(a la Seinfeld) about whether or not they are real?!?!:lol::D:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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