Slache Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 You would totally shoot me with a tranq dart.Yes. You like being stabbed and shot with sharp objects??No, I like stabbing other people and shooting them with sharp objects. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Thank you, Spuds. ♡ Slash! No stabbing Spuds! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Thank you, Spuds. ♡ Slash! No stabbing Spuds! You're supposed to stab potatoes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Based on Faith Academy Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Merry Christmas everyone! I've missed reading your posts. I hope everyone has had a great school year so far and all are happy and safe. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I added my to do list to my siggy so I don't have to search for it. I know, I know. Brilliant. :coolgleamA: That's a little bit too much accountability for me! :laugh: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Merry Christmas everyone! I've missed reading your posts. I hope everyone has had a great school year so far and all are happy and safe. Merry Christmas, Christina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Merry Christmas everyone! I've missed reading your posts. I hope everyone has had a great school year so far and all are happy and safe. Christina is here! Christina is here! Stay and sit awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 You like being stabbed and shot with sharp objects?? She likes stabbing and shooting with sharp objects. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) I’m learning to jig saw! I’m so excited! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited December 19, 2017 by Jean in Newcastle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I’m learning to jig saw! I’m so excited! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Oh, Jean. I saw that movie. You should stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I thought that was a chainsaw. Jigsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanalouwho Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 You're supposed to stab potatoes.We wouldn't want her to explode. Sent from my HTCD160LVW using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 She’s still talking about it. Apparently hydroplaning was an understatement. They spun out on a freeway off ramp and hit the guard rail. Both girls were pretty shaken up but fine. That’s scary. I know. I have spun on the highway and stared into the eyes of a guy who managed to stop behind me in time. Still gives me shivers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I got bored and dipped my toe into the Sea of Monsters. There is a StepMomster swimming in there. I fled to safer shores. Quick! Someone give me a hug!:-( :grouphug: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I was fighting with the copier. It jammed. Then it wouldn’t give me my paper back. I argued with it. Loudly. DS looked up from his math and said, “Poor mommy! Is Christmas making it so we can’t afford your meds?†:lol: I love my kid. I told him I wouldn’t mind some happy pills right now, in fact. He looked up from his math again and said, “Me, too, Mom. Me, too.†:lol: This kid! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 :seeya: Got some more shopping done. :) I'm tired... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I managed to figure out what to teach today without my list. I skipped a few things on purpose, though. They weren’t on my list ;) and I didn’t wanna. And the copier thing. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I’m getting jiggy with it! I have wanted to learn to use a jig saw forever. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I’m back. I had to go to the Afsa tonight, to get the stuff for the things. Now i’m Back. iTired. iInbed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I got a ham. It was the only meat that tasted good in my mind when paired with our eclectic meal. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I got everything cut out. Dear Dh explained how to use the jigsaw in terms of how to run a sewing machine. There are a lot of similarities. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Good Tuesday morning! COFFEE first! Then Mt. Washmore! Tonight - the last performance of P&P. It's a Pride and Prejudice Booyah! Edited December 19, 2017 by Another Lynn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Good morning! I still have to find out if we need to bring Christmas dinner with us. Lots of stupid piddly errands that need to be run in the next 3 days. While Jean was getting jiggy with it, I was learning to burn designs into wood. I am thinking I should give up on this project now before I have a complete meltdown. I can do it after the trip. I need sandpaper. Dd15's midstate music is still not here, :glare: ds22's luthier still doesn't have to part to repair the bass, :glare:, and we need to learn music for the church service on Sunday. I am annoyed that I forgot to ask the pulmonologist for a medicine that is cheaper than the one dd11 is currently taking. It's $90/month and we honestly have no idea if it is doing her any good. The doctor thinks it must be working because dd11 hasn't had pneumonia in the past 4 months. :huh: Cooooooofffffeeeeeeeee!! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 A poem for mornings. (Anonymous; submitted by Quackers) Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 On a positive note, last night ds13 for the first time in his life played a game of Dirty Santa without having a meltdown. Dh was with him the whole time to make sure he could be extracted quickly if necessary. Also, he discovered Karaoke. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Oh, and Lynn, yay for P&P almost over!! Susan, I hate when I forget to ask something while at the Dr!! Did you look up on your insurance drug list to see if there was something? Maybe you could do that then just call in a message to ask him. That's a good idea - fortunately we have a couple weeks worth of it before we need a refill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I had the biggest brat in my first class this morning. Hopefully, he'll never book me again. :lol: Thankfully afterwards, I had a couple of regulars whom I don't really mind at all. :D 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Susan, oftentimes you can schedule a free phone call follow-up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I'm seriously considering going back to school myself next year (meaning January 2019) to study nursing. I'm making appointments with The Powers That Be to discuss financing and prerequisites. It's exciting, but also scary! Fantastic! Go, Bookie, go! :hurray: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Oh, and I discussed the ITT no dying rules with DH. He asked me to reassure you that should I go before he does, he will do his best to keep posting so you don't have to miss me. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I had the biggest brat in my first class this morning. Hopefully, he'll never book me again. :lol: Thankfully afterwards, I had a couple of regulars whom I don't really mind at all. :D How was he a brat? (Need to know so I make sure DS doesn't ever do that during an online class. And I'm nosy.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I'm up. Caffeine before I go see if I have any more rejections this morning. The cat is running low on paper wads to chase... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Good Morning!!! COFFEE!!!☕ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸ Tuesday!!ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paige Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 She’s still talking about it. Apparently hydroplaning was an understatement. They spun out on a freeway off ramp and hit the guard rail. Both girls were pretty shaken up but fine. I'm glad she's ok! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 :party: :party: :party: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENAI!!! :party: :party: :party: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paige Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 DD(10) tried to sneak my boots to school in her backpack! I was mad. She was sad that I was mad but I think she's just sad that she got caught and I was mad. They are tall boots and she messed them up trying to squish them in. I'm tempted to make her buy me new ones or work it off. It's hard to find reasonably priced adult shoes in my size (4!). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee. Edited December 19, 2017 by JoJosMom 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 In the theme of not being able to do all the things: The Procrastinator Before Christmas On the first day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the second day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the third day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the fourth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the fifth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me To sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the sixth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the seventh day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To plan out the menu, Tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the eighth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To finish up the shopping, Plan out the menu, Tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the ninth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To wrap all the presents, Finish up the shopping, Plan out the menu, Tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the tenth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To bake the stupid pies, Wrap all the presents, Finish up the shopping, Plan out the menu, Tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the eleventh day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To dig out the decorations, Bake the stupid pies, Wrap all the presents, Finish up the shopping, Plan out the menu, Tidy up the closets, Sweep all the floors! Scrub the yucky bathrooms, Schedule out the New Year, Clean up the kitchen, And run to town at a quarter ‘til three. On the twelfth day of Christmas, The schedule said for me, To apologize for living, because I didn’t Dig out the decorations, or Bake the stupid pies, or Wrap all the presents, or Finish up the shopping, or Plan out the menu, or Tidy up the closets, or Sweep all the floors! or Scrub the yucky bathrooms, or Schedule out the New Year, or Clean up the kitchen, Or run to town at a quarter ‘til three. And somehow we survived..... Random Musings. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I think it's time for second caffeine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Good Morning! My brother and SIL are coming down today to celebrate Christmas. :hurray: Time to go wrap some presents! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanalouwho Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) I'm going to coffee some more and make a tackle list for today. Switch the laundry. Take the boys to pick out a gift for DH. Buy baker's twine and a Santa gift for DH without the boys noticing. Buy a trifle bowl and baby candy canes. Get the mail. Return overdue library books. Wrap the remaining gifts. Fold all the laundry. Give the pets their flea meds. Feed the people. ETA: Make handprint gifts for grandparents. I think that's all. Maybe. Edited December 19, 2017 by lanalouwho 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 :party: :party: :party: Happy Birthday, Renai! :party: :party: :party: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 ((((Paige)))) ((((JJM)))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Critter, that song is brilliant! :hurray: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanalouwho Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Happy Renai Day! :party: :party: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) How was he a brat? (Need to know so I make sure DS doesn't ever do that during an online class. And I'm nosy.) This is my teach-English-in-China class. Some of these kids are being made to learn a language they don't want to learn. Or are in levels too hard or too easy for them. So, they act out. We are homeschoolers, so we don't know about putting our children through such torture. :glare: These classes, the students have to speak at least 50% of the time, even if it means they are only to repeat what we say. At this kid's level though, he can start answering questions with the sentence frames. At first, he didn't even want to answer! He kept saying inane things, trying to talk over me, reading things on the slide without listening to instructions first, just annoying stuff. It's a good thing I'm the epitome of patience. ETA: I always ask the kids how old they are, and this time, the kid asked me how old I was. I told him today was my birthday and I'm now 44. I'll give him props for telling me Happy Birthday! :D Edited December 19, 2017 by Renai 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 This is my teach-English-in-China class. Some of these kids are being made to learn a language they don't want to learn. Or are in levels too hard or too easy for them. So, they act out. We are homeschoolers, so we don't know about putting our children through such torture. :glare: These classes, the students have to speak at least 50% of the time, even if it means they are only to repeat what we say. At this kid's level though, he can start answering questions with the sentence frames. At first, he didn't even want to answer! He kept saying inane things, trying to talk over me, reading things on the slide without listening to instructions first. It's a good thing I'm the epitome of patience. Maybe you just need to teach him something he wants to say, like, "Mom, I don't want to take no stinkin' English class!" :LOL: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Critter, that is a brilliant song. But, what it really says to me is..... the ITT Island staff better get cracking. And they can get started by refilling my COFFEE☕ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸. 😜 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Happy Birthday, Renai!!!🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂👠1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanalouwho Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I have to go to town. But town is so far away. I would rather nap. Sent from my HTCD160LVW using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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