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Kids have NO filter at that age. Therefore if he says you are pretty, then you must be so!

Lol, no, not particularly. I mean, i don't live under a bridge and send children screaming...

He said I was nice first so at least his priorities are in good order!

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Apparently, they are akin to being almost naked while working out, according to the esteemed Mr. M.

Mr M seems to think they are even more alluring than naked, because they are very tight, yet hide cellulite.

 

Mr M seems to have spent an inordinate time assessing these things which are so evil.

 

But he's probably doing it so he can better understand those poor, lustful men that he "counsels."

 

I wonder if they meet at strip clubs so they can work on their immunity to the charms of scantily clad women. And pray for them, of course.

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One Step Up Closer Towards Whoredom is my new band name. Called it.

Yoga Pants Slut will be our first hit single. The chorus will be very catchy because it'll just be "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...."

I can't wait! You're gonna be famous!!! :hurray:

 

I'll bet Mr M will download your music video and watch it over and over and over and over again.

 

For educational purposes.

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Mr M is an IT guy. Not to say he doesn't counsel lustful young men on the side. Just pointing out it doesn't appear to be a full-time gig.

He's probably in charge of monitoring his company's computers for porn.

 

And don't let him catch you with the JC Penney weekly circular if yoga pants are on sale!

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I wonder if anyone in that church wore a suit????? Yes.. It's that time again. That pensive look is a real stumbling block for me.

 

http://thesaltcollective.org/modesty-whensuitsbecomestumblingblock/

 

Oh good lord ... yes.  Men in suits.  Can't control my impure thoughts. 

 

 

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Are these the type of pants we are talking about?  I'm still trying to see how they are immodest?

 

https://www.victoriassecret.com/clothing/pants-denim/classic-yoga-pant?ProductID=201933&CatalogueType=OLS&cm_mmc=CA-_-Google-_-KNIT%20PANTS-_-JD-297216093M.L&CAWELAID=430002470002962301&catargetid=430002470002189059&cadevice=c

 

They have to be talking about leggings, right?

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So I went for my walk wearing yoga pants, and I was puzzled that no men were following me, eyes bugging out with yoga pant lust. And then I realised - duh - I wasn't wearing make-up. And the man-hating message that sent obviously defeated the come-hither of my pants.

The same thing happened to me today. I made a milkshake then looked outside. Not ONE boy was in my yard. What gives?

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Are these the type of pants we are talking about?  I'm still trying to see how they are immodest?

 

https://www.victoriassecret.com/clothing/pants-denim/classic-yoga-pant?ProductID=201933&CatalogueType=OLS&cm_mmc=CA-_-Google-_-KNIT%20PANTS-_-JD-297216093M.L&CAWELAID=430002470002962301&catargetid=430002470002189059&cadevice=c

 

They have to be talking about leggings, right?

 

Whoa.  There should have been a warning on your post.  Good thing my DH wasn't in the room when I opened that link.

 

:laugh:

 

Nope.  Them's the sexy britches people are talking about.  

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Whoa.  There should have been a warning on your post.  Good thing my DH wasn't in the room when I opened that link.

 

:laugh:

 

Nope.  Them's the sexy britches people are talking about.  

 

Sorry about that.  I must be a huge slut because I wear pants like that all the time.  Keep your husbands away!!

 

I did google yoga pants and the images for yoga pants I saw were quite a bit different, but I always thought those were leggings?  Thoughts?

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Are these the type of pants we are talking about?  I'm still trying to see how they are immodest?

 

https://www.victoriassecret.com/clothing/pants-denim/classic-yoga-pant?ProductID=201933&CatalogueType=OLS&cm_mmc=CA-_-Google-_-KNIT%20PANTS-_-JD-297216093M.L&CAWELAID=430002470002962301&catargetid=430002470002189059&cadevice=c

 

They have to be talking about leggings, right?

 

Those are indeed the shameful yoga pants referenced in the article...

 

I myself prefer the more scandalous compression capri like these: http://www.serafinosays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Underarmor-Compression-Capris-SerafinoSays.com_.png

 

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The first question that came into my mind was, how did the OP even come across such a website?  It seems all of this blogger's posts and all of her friends' posts are about this sort of thing.  I did not even know there was a pocket of the internet like this.  But, it's their prerogative.

 

Personally I appreciate modesty.  Not because I am worried about men going astray, but because I personally feel women show self-respect when they choose to dress appropriately.  I could see saying or hearing, among close people, "it was nice to see the young women dressing conservatively."  I wouldn't have occasion to say this at my church, but I could see it in the context of, say, an awards show that didn't show off every celebrity woman's entire chest.

 

I would add that not every statement regarding modesty is "slut shaming" or "misogyny" or whatever.  IMO we use those terms so freely that they pretty much don't mean anything any more.

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Sorry about that.  I must be a huge slut because I wear pants like that all the time.  Keep your husbands away!!

 

I did google yoga pants and the images for yoga pants I saw were quite a bit different, but I always thought those were leggings?  Thoughts?

 

I don't know why when I google yoga pants that the ones I see come up are WAY different than how gals around here wear yoga pants.  I have never seen anyone wear yoga pants like that ...

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I don't know why when I google yoga pants that the ones I see come up are WAY different than how gals around here wear yoga pants.  I have never seen anyone wear yoga pants like that ...

 

Me, either.  I was kinda surprised.  They look like tights, not pants, right?  I'm afraid to look again!  

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One Step Up Closer Towards Whoredom is my new band name. Called it.

Yoga Pants Slut will be our first hit single. The chorus will be very catchy because it'll just be "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...."

Wow! Apparently when you hit post #7358 your title changes to Yoga Pants Slut! Who developed this rank system anyway?
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This is the mid-west stardard yoga pant.  Perfect for going on a walk, taking a kid to swim lessons, or going to Costco.  To be worn with a tee shirt and flip flops.  

 

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Also I wish my legs and stomach looked like that.  If they did I wouldn't be wearing yoga pants out.  I'd be sporting things with non-elastic waist bands.  

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This is the mid-west stardard yoga pant.  Perfect for going on a walk, taking a kid to swim lessons, or going to Costco.  To be worn with a tee shirt and flip flops.  

 

 

 

 

Very, very cute.  I wear stuff like that all the time.  Maybe they live in a place where the "other version" is the norm?  

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She has to be talking about the other pants I saw. Otherwise, she is nuts and so is her husband. Google with caution. Really.

Maybe that brand that hit the news because they were see-through when stretched and unsuspecting yogis were going commando in them without realizing they were going all Sharon Stone on the whole class?

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Maybe that brand that hit the news because they were see-through when stretched and unsuspecting yogis were going commando in them without realizing they were going all Sharon Stone on the whole class?

 

Did that really happen?!

 

That sounds about right for what I just googled.  It was pretty bad.  Like I said earlier, I am all for modesty... but I'm not easily offended with other people's choice in clothing (perhaps because I'm from Southern California?)... but the images on google actually startled me, LOL.  

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PSA: do not google "yoga pant fail"

 

 

I clicked on see more yoga pant images and I'm pretty sure I saw what you are talking about (or something similar)!

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well, I am well endowed and it's just so hard to shove those suckers into something that covers them!

 

I'm probably going to have to report you for your inappropriate posts on our wholesome forum.  You are a terrible influence.  

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well, I am already sporting the scarlet Y... everyone has been forewarned of my wily ways

 

I was just wondering what that was all about.  How terrible.   -_-  (That's my haughty look).  

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I had not realized the stampede I was causing when I put on yoga pants yesterday to go to the grocery store. My thinking went like this "it is so cool I have to wear long pants, I don't want to wear jeans because I don't want to change when I get home, oh my black yoga pants will be perfect". I also had my hair in a pony tail. Why did I wake up alone today? Surely I could have had ONE measly man follow me home and ravish me.

 

:lol: :lol:

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I wear capri yogas with a tunic to phyiscal therapy. I rarely have make up on and though my hair is too short to pull into a ponytail, I do pull it away from my face with bobbypins and a clip. JD has to massage my naked ankle and knee before I can do any exercises. This never seems to be a problem. We discuss sports medicine, his kids, my kids, local community news, weather, 4H, and various other non hussy related topics.

 

So where is my "Happy Trampy Mommy Yoga Pant Trollop" scoop neck tank top with color coordinating exercise bra?

 

Seriously, thank goodness Mr. Pervish M. is NOT a physical therapist.

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