Mom in High Heels Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Go to Google (not Yahoo) and type "why does" in the search box. Please post back here what you come up with. Here's my list: Why does: my eye twitch my mom turn me on facebook hate babies my dog eat poop ice float my cat lick me poop float my belly button smell it rain god allow surfing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela H in Texas Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does: everything suck a cat do that hair turn gray the truth about hair loss facebook hate babies why it rains The life story of Santa Claus hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on this YouTube video have 79 billion views time fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 my eye twitch my mom turn me on :blink: poop float hair turn gray my back hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Another funny one to try is your name, followed by "needs". So, "Danielle needs..." and then see what comes up. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeekingSimplicity Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 why does my pee smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 whydoes.org why does God why does the US sneeze when Europe gets a cold why does this happen why does regeneration create so many buildings why does it hurt so bad why doesn't God heal amputees why does America welcome immigrants why does a cat do that why does Al-Qaeda have a problem with Norway and my favorite: why does everything suck:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got some fun results for 'sheep are' -- stupid, dumb, very dim, etc :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does: My eye twitch My mom turn me on It rain hair turn gray my dog eat poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrixieB Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does... my eye twitch my mom turn me on he do that honey crystallize hair turn gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i.love.lucy Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I'd love to know the answers to some of these questions!:D I mean...why DOES Facebook hate babies anyways? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live2Ride Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got some fun results for 'sheep are' -- stupid, dumb, very dim, etc :D Lol...I raise them...they aren't very bright :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does... My eye twitch My mom turn me on My cat stare at me Doesn't voldemort have a nose Hair turn gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got the same sort of ones as everyone else. I want to click on, "why does my mom turn me on". To see where it leads, but I don't want to do so and make that hit even more popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does my dog stare at me My an** itch The mom one :shudder:. How many people have to type this for it to show up as a choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ksol Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does: everything suck a cat do that hair turn gray the truth about hair loss facebook hate babies why it rains The life story of Santa Claus hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on this YouTube video have 79 billion views time fly this. exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug's Mom Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 why does my eye twitch why does popcorn pop why does my mom turn me on why does the ion tail of a comet curve why does iron rust why does it thunder why does my cat stare at me why does hot water freeze faster why does my dog lick everything why does my hair turn gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLG Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Strange but interesting! Why does God hate amputees Why does hot water freeze Why does my Mom turn me on Why is the sky blue That first one really got to me -I thought Google tracked your searches and customized but I've never searched for anything to do with amputees and God. Oh the internt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 and if you type "why can't" you get "why can't I own a Canadian?" :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSinIL Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 why does everything suck? a cat do this? hair turn gray? Facebook hate babies? It rains? The Life Story of Santa Claus (???????????????) this YouTube video have 79 Billion viewers? etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (edited) Nature fold things Hair turn grey my eye twitch he do that Nature fold things has some really interesting articles and a lesson plan! Edited August 22, 2011 by Sis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why can't resulted in Why can't I own a Canadian (:lol:) Why can't black people swim (wtheck) Why can't I hold all these limes (ha!) Why can't we be friends Why can't I lose weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got: why does my eye twitch why does my mom turn me on why does my cat stare at me why doesn't voldemort have a nose why does hair turn gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypatia. Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does: he do that my mom turn me on time stop in a black hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquinas Academy Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Out of interest I searched "why does" on Google from different countries. From google.ca (English): my eye twitch my mom turn me on my keyboard type é my belly button smell my cat lick me From google.ca (French): my mom turn me on why does my heart feel so bad my belly button smell my arm shake and burn bright red when I'm eating dirt From google.no: my mom turn me on my boyfriend want me to poop on him it always rain on me it always rain on me lyrics my arm shake and burn bright red when I'm eating dirt my heart feel so bad lyrics quagmire hate brian my heart feel so bad Canada have two official languages my mom hit me From google.se: the Swedish king wear such silly hats From google.de why does it always rain on me my heart feel so bad doesn't my boyfriend get his period From google.com.sa: linguistics is considered a scientific study of language a round pizza come in a square box a technician wear an antistatic wrist strap it rain lyrics this patient have an impaired two point discrimination my mom turn me on my belly button smell Plato banish poets from his ideal state I had a ridiculous amount of fun doing that. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatmansWife Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (edited) Well, this has been fun.....and a complete waste of time. :lol: I got pretty much what everyone else has already posted when I went to Google and typed in "why does". But, I wanted to see why you said not Yahoo (you know me....always the rebel). Then I tried a few other combinations and places. Yahoo Why does: love hurt my computer freeze turkey make you sleepy it rain the sun go on shining asparagus make pea stink does my dog eat grass a cat purr salt melt ice Yahoo Why doesn't: the moon rotate anyone like me Yahoo Why can't: humans drink salt water Yahoo Why wouldn't: a good Puritan play cards McCain look at Obama the skeleton cross the road Yahoo Why shouldn't: we hire you you wear white after Labor Day drink and drive Google Why doesn't: apple support flash voldemort have a nose glue stick to the inside of the bottle god heal amputees my ipod charge wiz khalifa smoke blunts ipad support flash corn digest alcohol freeze my back button work Google Why can't: I hold all these limes dogs eat chocolate I get a job Google Why wouldn't: a parachute be useful on the moon Google Why shouldn't: you pop a pimple babies watch tv Ask.com Why does: my dog eat its own pooh (pooh is spelled that way too) Ask.com Why doesn't: lego make yellow legs Ask.com Why would: a cat spin in circles I wanna visit Georgia Ask.com Why shouldn't: we sacrifice a priest lions be keepedaspets (yes....it's one word & spelled like that) Edited August 22, 2011 by ~AprilMay~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxcell Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does? My Eye Twitch(I have actually wondered that before) XML need reserved characters My mom turn me on :eek: Oedipus blind himself Honey Crystallize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got the same as most of you, also why does my internet keep disconnecting For "why": Why is the sky blue Why is a raven like a writing desk Why is my poop green Why do dogs eat grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does My eye twitch My mom turn on me My sunburn itch Sunburn itch Alka seltzer fizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahRah Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why does everything suck? Why does a cat do that? Why Does Hair Turn Gray? Why Does Facebook Hate Babies? Why does hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on cuts Why Does This YouTube Video Have 79 Billion Views? Why Does Time Fly? Why Does Anything Exist? Why Does Writing Make Us Smarter? Why Does my stomach growl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrissySC Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I found it more interesting to see the number of results gathered in .21 seconds ... of about 2,520,000,000 results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I just had to look at the link "Why does my mom turn me on". It wasn't that bad. A 13 year old boy says he saw his Mom naked and got aroused. The replies basically said if you are 13 and see a naked woman that is within the realm of normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 I've been offline all day (I know!) and haven't had a chance to check back on this thread. I love that so many of you did this. Isn't that crazy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 LOL... why does my brother turn me on... (I don't have a brother, by the way).... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikeBookBread Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Why does... Everything suck A cat do that Hair turn grey Facebook hate babies Time fly asparagus make urine smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 From google.com.sa: linguistics is considered a scientific study of language a round pizza come in a square box a technician wear an antistatic wrist strap it rain lyrics this patient have an impaired two point discrimination my mom turn me on my belly button smell Plato banish poets from his ideal state I had a ridiculous amount of fun doing that. :tongue_smilie: They are all bizarre but these are the strangest. How many people could possibly be wondering about poets and Plato or two point discrimination impairment?? Clearly there are some major problems with hygiene and common sense world wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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