chickenpatty Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 A friend share this with me & I thought it was too funny to not pass it on... 10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing. 9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment! 8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps. 7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh) 6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then, don't you? 5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek! 4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!) 3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry! 2. Noooooope.Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good! And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?" 1. "What? No Bingo today?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannatheshedevil Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I saw this on the Gifted Homeschoolers Forum Facebook post a while back and loved it. I always want to use #7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: When ds was younger and school literally took two hours, we'd just tell people "No, we're done for the day." and leave them wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I want to use # 3 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cshell Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 These are great!!!!:smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Awesome! Bubba Jes, that one kills me! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I would love to use #4 one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saille Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I am using #7 at the next possible opportunity!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykdsmomy Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Number 5 is my favorite :tongue_smilie: I need to practice that line and use it next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Ha! I love number 5. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I personally like number five best, LOL! Thanks! We were going in to a restaurant for lunch yesterday and a couple who live in our neighborhood and whose kids do things with mine all the time were sitting outstide. They should know after all these years that we homeschool, but the mom said, "Playing hooky today?" It's funny that I'm always so focused on our routine that I can never think of cute little quips like these. Such remarks always take me off guard and sort of momentarily stun or confuse me. They just seem so out of place to me. I just said, "Noooo, just having lunch....." And I sort of looked at her funny. It didn't occur to me until we got inside that she obviously doesn't "know"..... guess she does now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHASRADA Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I have actually used a form of #3!! I ran out to the store early on a weekday morning before we began our work for the day (we start at 9:30), and dd10 insisted on coming with me. I didn't think much of it until the clerk asked, "What, no school today?" I answered, "Yes, not yet", looked at my watch, and acted flustered and in a hurry to get going, insinuating that we were headed to school but just running late (which was, in fact, the case :001_smile:). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :iagree: Number 5 is my favorite :tongue_smilie: I need to practice that line and use it next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meriwether Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmmetler Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 My 5 yr old has responded "I already DID school today!" to that ;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlessedMom Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :) Thanks for sharing :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mama2cntrykids Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I personally LOVE the, "What, it's not Saturday..." one lol. They are all rofl hilarious though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nono Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 We were going in to a restaurant for lunch yesterday and a couple who live in our neighborhood and whose kids do things with mine all the time were sitting outstide. They should know after all these years that we homeschool, but the mom said, "Playing hooky today?" Nope, just having lunch off-campus! I've used that, and people seem to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 I think I could actually pull off number 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn in OH Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Number 5 is my favorite :tongue_smilie: I need to practice that line and use it next time. :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth in MN Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 #4 will be used and abused :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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