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21 minutes ago, Lady Florida. said:

Dh has a special talent for thinking he's standing out of my way when he's actually standing right where I need to be at that time. 😂

The way our kitchen is set up, it's nearly impossible to not be in someone's way, but DH does tend to be really superior at this. 

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2 hours ago, Lady Florida. said:

Perfect description for those of  us who always hated those candies.

Dh has a special talent for thinking he's standing out of my way when he's actually standing right where I need to be at that time. 😂

So true! I’m not a fan of the open plan kitchen 😂

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“Sorrel began the day here at Shining Dewdrop Peaceful Heart Song Montessori Children’s House with an absorbent mind, eager to self-construct! During our first concentrated work-cycle, he participated in some creative woodwork.” 

Translation: “This morning’s drop-off only took your wife 20 agonizing minutes, as opposed to the usual 35. After Lisa bolted out the door, Sorrel crawled under the art table and gnawed on the wooden table leg like a rabid beaver. By the time we extracted him, he had two large splinters in his tongue. We extracted those as well.”

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23 hours ago, Lady Florida. said:

Perfect description for those of  us who always hated those candies.

Dh has a special talent for thinking he's standing out of my way when he's actually standing right where I need to be at that time. 😂

We call this being a Visa, as in, "You're being such a Visa." Because ... Visa is everywhere you want to be, lol. But I'm usually the Visa in our relationship, lol.

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