LucyStoner Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Text I recieved while waiting in car for my husband and son to make hot chocolate for our car trip to look at Christmas lights: Financial Glitter nearly ready. Text my husband tried to send: (Sons name) and chocolate are nearly ready. Any fun doozies to share? I am still waiting for them but as it's the first time I've sat in a bit, I'm happy. ETA- I spent a good minute pondering what he could possibly mean by financial glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forget-Me-Not Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I sent this to my husband (thankfully!)about our 11 yo son: "See if you can pin (kids name) down on a science topic. He says he wants to study b*tch but I said that was too broad of a topic." Yeah, the word was fish. He wanted to study fish, not the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Those are funny! I said "Shakespeare's Pizza" and the phone typed "six fish pizza." :laugh: The phone has really given me a complex about my poor enunciation. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-rap Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I sent my daughter a text yesterday that read: "I don't have any suicidal thoughts regarding that." I meant to say: "I don't have any special thoughts regarding that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I texted my friend that I felt dirty for my mother in law. (Dirty=sorry) Ewwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenade Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 LMBO! Thanks for sharing. I don't have any at the moment to reciprocate with, but I sure enjoyed these. So much fun to giggle out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 A friend's mother thought LOL meant lots of love..... so she wrote something on the lines- As you all now know about losing Fred last week, his funeral will be on Saturday. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reefgazer Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I swype-texted our pastor's daughter this evening to ask her about a particular brand of CD player I wanted to get DD for Christmas and that pastor's DD has. The message I swype-texted was "Does it have a docking station for your iPod, or just a CD player?" Samsung changed that to "Does it have a f*cking station for your iPod, or just a CD player?" Since I have "f*cking" in my online dictionary spelled out, it spelled the word out in all its glory to send to a 12 year old girl. Luckily, I caught it before I hit send. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSmomof2 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Got a text from a friend describing a situation as feeling 'like a d*ck to the stomach'. She meant a 'kick' to the stomach😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Got a text from a friend describing a situation as feeling 'like a d*ck to the stomach'. She meant a 'kick' to the stomach😀 :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 A friend's mother thought LOL meant lots of love..... so she wrote something on the lines- As you all now know about losing Fred last week, his funeral will be on Saturday. Lol OMG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Eldest attends college, which is at the top of a hill. There are days I pick her up on my way somewhere else. When I am almost there I send a voice text saying "coming up the hill," but Siri *always* interprets it as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I sent this to my husband (thankfully!)about our 11 yo son: "See if you can pin (kids name) down on a science topic. He says he wants to study b*tch but I said that was too broad of a topic." Yeah, the word was fish. He wanted to study fish, not the ladies. Well, that IS a broad topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 These are so funny! Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Love these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 I texted my husband this morning that my brother (who has a history of DV and DUIs related arrests and convictions/plea deals) was Collards unaware, no self alarmist and the worst kind of lion. That would be: Colossally unaware, no self awareness and the worst kind of liar. I would really prefer it if he was a unaware of collards and a bad lion to the actual text. Of course he knew this, but I was decompressing a bit after a terse cup of coffee with my brother this morning to arrange plans for his kids and the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Don't know if it was spell check or talk to text, but my daughter's cheer coach recently sent a message to tell the girls to wear their 'whore tshirts' to school one day instead of white ones. Lol it was especially funny since cheer clothes aren't exactly known for being modest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsTheDay Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I am CRYING!!! These are hilarious!!!!! :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Today the phone heard: Someone is getting too old to be me What I actually said into the phone: Someone is getting Joe a beanie :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lispy Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I was picking up my dad, and when I got in the parking lot, I texted, "I am heterosexual". I have NO idea how "here" was autocorrected to such, but...... Without skipping a beat, his reply was, "well, I'm glad you came to that conclusion after marrying a man and having 6 children with him". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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