LibraryLover Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) I'm going to guess that SpyCar is a trimmer. Edited August 11, 2012 by LibraryLover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Dup. Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I think I scared Sean away from one of these threads before, I didn't realize he was a man (he didn't have his same avatar now)- SORRY SEAN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Maybe he googled and got traumatized by the bedazzled pejazzle. He's probably catatonic now. Someone will have to tube-feed him his cupcakes. If he googled what I googled, he's probably off the computer and getting liquored up right about now. I would think that the average straight man would be pretty :ack2: at the sight of Sparkly Man. Who am I kidding? I'm sure the vast majority of gay men would be just as :ack2: about it. It's kind of a universal :ack2: kind of thing, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Absolutely not. My spouse and I both agree that it would weird us out for either one of use to remove pubic hair. It makes people look...pre-adolescent. We are grown married peeps. I am kinda wigged out that hairless is considered attractive. I blame porn. :iagree::iagree::iagree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'm going to guess that SpyCar is trimmer. OOH!!! Start a poll!!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Oh no. Now we have a thread with Spy Car landscaping speculation. :svengo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) I suppose that is less creepy to me. Whatever floats your boat. But those that I have heard discuss it are talking more about the waxed hairless look. Again, whatever floats their boat...but that would certainly sink my boat. The whole idea is gross to me. Really? On an non-olympic swimmer? I've heard folks discuss men trimming, maybe a little shaving, but I have never once heard a woman say they like a totally waxed guy. Trimmed, and neat, yes. I am also sure this is dependent upon whether a woman cares to get close enough to notice. So I'll stop there. :) Still not voting. Edited August 11, 2012 by LibraryLover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 OOH!!! Start a poll!!!!!!!!! :D Omg lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 OOH!!! Start a poll!!!!!!!!! :D Anyone know if I can edit the poll choices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Oh no. Now we have a thread with Spy Car landscaping speculation. :svengo: GREAT.. I knew I should not have opened this thread. Not only have I just ate a bunch of onions and drank vodka and I'm supposed to wake up DH for our date, but now I am going to have all sorts of very strange things going around in my head. ANd to ad THIS? Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Oh no. Now we have a thread with Spy Car landscaping speculation. :svengo: SpyCar doesn't, by any chance, have a goat, does he? I only ask because, thus far, this thread is tragically goatless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 "Manscaping" Oh no you DIDN'T just go THERE girlfriend! *snap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Not only have I just ate a bunch of onions and drank vodka and I'm supposed to wake up DH for our date, but now I am going to have all sorts of very strange things going around in my head. Just remember, if he surprises you with his s*xy new pedazzle, please, no photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten18 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 You're quite welcome. As I was looking at the photo and sort of tilting my head from side to side, trying to figure out the logistics of how that poor misguided sparkly man was ever going to pee again, my husband said, "What are you looking at?" I said, "Nothing, just some homeschool stuff." Of course, that's what we do here. Only homeschool stuff, right?:confused: :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I dunno. How 'bout a bedazzled turtle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 I only ask because, thus far, this thread is tragically goatless. How's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acablue Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 If he googled what I googled, he's probably off the computer and getting liquored up right about now. I would think that the average straight man would be pretty :ack2: at the sight of Sparkly Man. Who am I kidding? I'm sure the vast majority of gay men would be just as :ack2: about it. It's kind of a universal :ack2: kind of thing, if you ask me. :iagree: I don't have as much wisdom as I think you were hoping for. MindyD got it right. No waxing! Just...hmmm...general "lawn care?" You know, trim the hedges? Edging the boundaries? I can't think of men as tearooms so I'm going with lawns. It seems more manly that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dory Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My poor dh got dragged over here for his opinion on it. I'm not sure he'll ever be the same for this peak into the female mind. He's still shaking his head. He informs me that any guy that knows good grooming on the rest of his body (nose, ears, and such) will groom there too. Some guys like it all gone simply because they find it irritating as they have sensitive skin. Some guys like the lawn all gone because of the flavor of TeA that they enjoy on their landscaped yard. BTW, you guys owe me a new keyboard. Mine is covered in pepsi that got spewed from reading this thread. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 Trying again - let's see if I can get the pic instead of a link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My poor dh got dragged over here for his opinion on it. I'm not sure he'll ever be the same for this peak into the female mind. He's still shaking his head. He informs me that any guy that knows good grooming on the rest of his body (nose, ears, and such) will groom there too. Some guys like it all gone simply because they find it irritating as they have sensitive skin. Some guys like the lawn all gone because of the flavor of TeA that they enjoy on their landscaped yard. BTW, you guys owe me a new keyboard. Mine is covered in pepsi that got spewed from reading this thread. lol There we go. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I don't have as much wisdom as I think you were hoping for. well... You're a MAN. We just assume you have the inside scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Dup. Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 He informs me that any guy that knows good grooming on the rest of his body (nose, ears, and such) will groom there too. See, I would assume that about women, not men. But from what I remember from these conversations in various places, a lot of women don't believe in any kind of trimming or shaving down there. I would think it would be especially important on a woman. :confused: Or am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflections Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 GREAT.. I knew I should not have opened this thread. Not only have I just ate a bunch of onions and drank vodka and I'm supposed to wake up DH for our date, but now I am going to have all sorts of very strange things going around in my head. ANd to ad THIS? Yikes. *SNORT* Who'd a thunk that there were 2 of us out there??? When I was in college I took a drawing class....we had live models from a wide range of age groups -TRUST ME when I say that some sort of manscaping is to be admired *cough*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 See, I would assume that about women, not men. But from what I remember from these conversations in various places, a lot of women don't believe in any kind of trimming or shaving down there. I would think it would be especially important on a woman. :confused: Or am I wrong? Um, is there something specific we may have misplaced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyCrazyMama Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I almost said never but that's not true there was the time for the snip, snip and then later for the unsnip, lol.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I almost said never but that's not true there was the time for the snip, snip and then later for the unsnip, lol.:) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Dup. Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Um, is there something specific we may have misplaced? I don't know but if one doesn't trim, who knows if they will ever find it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I don't know but if one doesn't trim, who knows if they will ever find it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And you can just forget about vajazzling, too. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) He informs me that any guy that knows good grooming on the rest of his body (nose, ears, and such) will groom there too. This is so not the case in our house. My husband is without question the best groomed man in our social circle (where well groomed men are the norm- think urban hipster types.) Very neat beard/goatee, carefully trimmed nails, a drawer of grooming supplies to rival my own, very well dressed. The man even plucks his eyebrows. Tailors his pants, even the jeans. Polishes his shoes. Certainly no nose or ear hair will ever leave the house on him. Just saying appearances can be deceiving. Edited August 11, 2012 by kijipt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 :iagree: I don't have as much wisdom as I think you were hoping for. MindyD got it right. Hey, we took a shot. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Trying again - let's see if I can get the pic instead of a link. Who knew goats could be so crucial to the success of a thread? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And you can just forget about vajazzling, too. :tongue_smilie: Well, I had, but now I will have to again. I am just going to say that, if there is any _jazzling discovered here, there is going to be a very awkward conversation. Because - though I have not googled sparkly pejazzled man myself, thankfully - your description sounds... Scratchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Well, I had, but now I will have to again. I am just going to say that, if there is any _jazzling discovered here, there is going to be a very awkward conversation. Because - though I have not googled sparkly pejazzled man myself, thankfully - your description sounds... Scratchy. And I don't even want to think about what happens if the glue doesn't hold during... ummm... playtime. But I'm sure that somewhere, at this very moment, there is an ER doctor who knows exactly what happens. And he's still giggling about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dory Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 See, I would assume that about women, not men. But from what I remember from these conversations in various places, a lot of women don't believe in any kind of trimming or shaving down there. I would think it would be especially important on a woman. :confused: Or am I wrong? :ohmy: I think I need to find these other threads. The concept of a woman that doesn't trim is beyond my comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten18 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 And I don't even want to think about what happens if the glue doesn't hold during... ummm... playtime. But I'm sure that somewhere, at this very moment, there is an ER doctor who knows exactly what happens. And he's still giggling about it. I know you're right. My BFF is a surgical nurse and she has some great stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDays Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Holy guacamole. I thought the cupcake thread was epic. I have laughed through every post of this one. Some things are just truly hard to imagine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 And I don't even want to think about what happens if the glue doesn't hold during... ummm... playtime. But I'm sure that somewhere, at this very moment, there is an ER doctor who knows exactly what happens. And he's still giggling about it. What if the glue DOES hold? :eek: And, you know, this is giving completely new meaning to glitter being "craft herpes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plucky Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My dh does trim or shave. He lifts weights and has very little body hair so the little he has bugs him when he sweats. I do not require it. I only ask that there is no tickly stubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 What if the glue DOES hold? :eek: Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Oh, get outta here. This and a crazy cupcake thread all in one night. What is the phase of the moon this evening? My hubby is roughly comparable in fur to Robin Williams. Manscaping for him would involve being dunked in a tub of warm wax from the neck down and then having the finishing touches from the neck up done by hand. Certainly not worth the time, effort and money IMO. I really do prefer a scruffy man so that works for me but it would be nice to have the occassional snuggle without hairs tickling my nose and we won't even talk about the amount of hairballs I have gotten by just breathing heavily in the near vacinity of his chest alone. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 You're quite welcome. As I was looking at the photo and sort of tilting my head from side to side, trying to figure out the logistics of how that poor misguided sparkly man was ever going to pee again, my husband said, "What are you looking at?" I said, "Nothing, just some homeschool stuff." :lol: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansamy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 This is so not the case in our house. My husband is without question the best groomed man in our social circle (where well groomed men are the norm- think urban hipster types.) Very neat beard/goatee, carefully trimmed nails, a drawer of grooming supplies to rival my own, very well dressed. The man even plucks his eyebrows. Tailors his pants, even the jeans. Polishes his shoes. Certainly no nose or ear hair will ever leave the house on him. Just saying appearances can be deceiving. So the drapes are neat and tidy, but we're sporting shag carpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 So the drapes are neat and tidy, but we're sporting shag carpet? :lol: Everything is wrong about this thread. I prefer hairy men myself, but if a guy is happy being as slick as a leather stick more power to him. The only time I would mandate trimming the hedges is when the furry hilt extends unto the blade. Which did happen with an ex of mine. He would wax only the shaft hair while happy to see me, but when everything retreated after a job well done, it looked like he had intentionally left a clearing between the forest and the oblisk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Shoot! Get all sleep deprived and try to go to bed at a decent hour and I miss the good thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soror Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Absolutely not. My spouse and I both agree that it would weird us out for either one of use to remove pubic hair. It makes people look...pre-adolescent. We are grown married peeps. I am kinda wigged out that hairless is considered attractive. I blame porn. :iagree: I find the idea revolting and thankfully dh is on the same page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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