*~Tina~* Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Can I really do this? Well if you are unsure and suspect that you may die trying - just tell em' what I did in advance..."I want the words "she thought she could" engraved on my tombstone." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Am I doing too much? Yes sweetie, texting on the toilet while trying to brush your teeth is too much ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 What has happened to society? Need I say more? :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Mars probe due to land around 10:30 tonight Leonard...poor guy...he will never get Penny if he doesn't learn to flirt better than that. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 who recommended Kinky? Uh, not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What do you do to be happy? Vegas baby!! :party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) What theasaurus do you recommend? I recommend the Brachiothesaurus. It's the largest one. :) Edited August 9, 2012 by Ibbygirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Board Game Suggestions for boring people? Maybe something with drills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Thank You for Suggesting Dramatized Pilgrim's Progress And thank you for not acting it out. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Do your kids devour books? We suggest they read them for maximum intellectual impact. (Now for intestinal impact ....) Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Do your kids devour books? We suggest they read them for maximum intellectual impact. (Now for intestinal impact ....) Regards, Kareni But Kareni, think of all that fiber! Or roughage as we called it back in the day. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Do your kids devour books? Yes, and then they have indigestion for days..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 umm...do threads disappear? Only if you're an emperor and in need of new clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Birthday cupcakes at PS! -- does this stick in your craw also? No not really it usually gets stuck in my throat because I eat them so quick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto2Cs Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 What maps do you recommend? Ones I can read. The topographical ones can be a bit challenging, as can maps my children draw, so I'd try to find a nice, fairly simple one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto2Cs Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scheduling God and the History of Art Okay, I know you can write a schedule for the history of art, but... God? Does he have an appointment system now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scheduling God and the History of Art Okay, I know you can write a schedule for the history of art, but... God? Does he have an appointment system now? :lol: A friend was mean to me and I let her have it. Cupcake to the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scheduling God and the History of Art Okay, I know you can write a schedule for the history of art, but... God? Does he have an appointment system now? :lol: Ah....that explains why I can never get a hold of him. I haven't made an appointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Would you, could you bowdlerize? I would not, could not, bowdlerize. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 We got our resluts back from testing Yikes, is there any sort of return policy or do you have to keep them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I don't get it--people *not* getting married I'm married. I totally get it. j/k I really love my husband. I do. :D hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Should we do anything about this information? Yes that information should be analyzed, collated and then filed under "I". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 So many different cat litters! So little time........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Laptops on vacation? I have visions of laptops on skis, reclining on beach chairs with mai tais, and aloft in a hot air balloon. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadianmumof5 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) What kind of dog are we looking for? Well, if you don't know, then how can we help you find him? (sorry don't know how to link to threads) Edited August 15, 2012 by CanadianMumof4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadianmumof5 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Dearly Beloved Dearly beloved We are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here 2 tell u There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness U can always see the sun, day or night So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cuz in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down Go crazy - punch a higher floor If u don't like the world you're living in Take a look around u At least u got friends U see I called my old lady 4 a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor........ ******** You know this one right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Dearly Beloved Dearly beloved We are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here 2 tell u There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness U can always see the sun, day or night So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cuz in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down Go crazy - punch a higher floor If u don't like the world you're living in Take a look around u At least u got friends U see I called my old lady 4 a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor........ ******** You know this one right??? Oh yes, yes I know all his music :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Strategies for handling complaining and lack of effort If you have a problem with me you could just talk to me directly! You don't have to start a thread about it! :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 How should someone respond if yellow jacket bees are attacking them? Scream and do the bee dance? Works for me! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Pencil death grip Wow. I know it's hard to find a good sharpener, but it's really not the pencil's fault! No need to resort to violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 pros and cons of a Kindle Fire The pros- you can roast stuff like marshmallows, hot dogs, or a chicken if you had a spit. The cons- you could set the whole place on fire or maybe singe your eyebrows or some nose hairs if you get to close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 What do you think about helping someone else's kids with hygiene? I would keep it short and simple: "I" before "E" except after "C" ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Help me feed my husband! NO! He is your husband, you wanted him, now feed him!! I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't picked history yet... I don't think you can pick history. It has kinda already happened. A Wk To Pick Paint I am sure there are better ways to get that off than to pick it! Shh.....I'm hiding Sweetie, you don't tell people about this. You were not very good at hide and seek as a child were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Help me feed my husband! NO! He is your husband, you wanted him, now feed him!! I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't picked history yet... I don't think you can pick history. It has kinda already happened. A Wk To Pick Paint I am sure there are better ways to get that off than to pick it! Shh.....I'm hiding Sweetie, you don't tell people about this. You were not very good at hide and seek as a child were you? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 If you make the decision to HS on a year by year basis..... well, to be completely honest with you, on a very good day, I make the decision on an hour to hour basis; most days, though, it's a minute to minute thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 If you make the decision to HS on a year by year basis..... well, to be completely honest with you, on a very good day, I make the decision on an hour to hour basis; most days, though, it's a minute to minute thing. :D:lol: I hear ya sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 What defines 'hard-of-hearing'? What?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 First Time I Have Ever Done THIS! Putting the ball back in someone's court.......... I am so proud of you for finally learning to share!! What to do with bright 3 y/o Wear sunglasses? How much do your children know about... Everything. They know everything about everything, just ask them!! Seriously, we have a MOAT around our house right now! Is there a monster in the moat too? Can we help build the drawbridge? First day of school pictures These are taken on the first day of school hth Apparently writing on the computer works for her What are you using to get the ink off? American Academy of Pediatrics changes position on Circumcision Oh my, where do they wanna cut now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 First Time I Have Ever Done THIS! Putting the ball back in someone's court.......... I am so proud of you for finally learning to share!! What to do with bright 3 y/o Wear sunglasses? How much do your children know about... Everything. They know everything about everything, just ask them!! Seriously, we have a MOAT around our house right now! Is there a monster in the moat too? Can we help build the drawbridge? First day of school pictures These are taken on the first day of school hth Apparently writing on the computer works for her What are you using to get the ink off? American Academy of Pediatrics changes position on Circumcision Oh my, where do they wanna cut now? :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I'm afraid of my sauerkraut Poke it and see if it moves. If it moves, strap on your tin-foil hat. It's an alien life-form! From my long-winded ds15: Do you remember making or buying this sauerkraut? If you do not, poke it, and see if it moves. If it moves, put on a tin-foil hat, and stick it in the freezer to slow its reflexes. Then, call the police, and let them deal with it. If it does not move, then try to take it out. Does it resist? If it does, shoot it with a high-caliber weapon. If it doesn't, it's probably safe to put on your sandwich. And yes, my ds has been taught the true value of a good tin-foil hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I'm afraid of my sauerkraut Poke it and see if it moves. If it moves, strap on your tin-foil hat. It's an alien life-form! From my long-winded ds15: Do you remember making or buying this sauerkraut? If you do not, poke it, and see if it moves. If it moves, put on a tin-foil hat, and stick it in the freezer to slow its reflexes. Then, call the police, and let them deal with it. If it does not move, then try to take it out. Does it resist? If it does, shoot it with a high-caliber weapon. If it doesn't, it's probably safe to put on your sandwich. And yes, my ds has been taught the true value of a good tin-foil hat. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIE! Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Brownies--doing it on our own? TRY IT! Once you make your own brownies you'll never go back to using a mix! Try them with a tall glass of milk. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Any hot tea drinkers? My dh. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Do you lift the lid on the crock pot? :confused: Because there is another way to get dinner out of the pot and onto the plate??????????:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAIMOM Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 What's the worst state to be a homeschooler? Cranky and sleep-deprived. :lol: Love this response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Any hot tea drinkers? My dh. :lol: And along those lines... Who conceived while nursing? My kids still don't know where "babies come from" Hmmm, I think I know why... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 For fun -- How often is your intuition right? I have the feeling the answer is "not often enough." :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nyssa Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 "did you cee this -- American High Schoolers not reading at high level" I guess I am not reading at a high level either, cause I didn't cee it. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I need help figuring out this whole Halloween thing... It is on Oct 31 kids dress up go door to door to get candy HTH s/o length of school day - how do they use that time? Arguing bickering whining is there another way to use that time? Why do so many people redshirt their bright, normally-developing kids? I don't know I like to blue shirt my kids that is my favorite color Kindle Organization I never do this solving the mystery of where that file is can be such a fun game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Homework-- Am I just too whinny? Neigh, not at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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