Dolphin Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) If you don't use TV for your preschooler during school time Then you go nuts. The Business of Being Born... are they for real? Yes, usually real babies are born. I have never heard of a fake one, or one coming out with a briefcase.... Edited July 10, 2012 by Northwest_Mama added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) :lol: Does anyone know how to attach a credit card to a paypal account? Duct tape. What's the best channel to watch Olympics? The English Channel. Would you be interested in taking a self improvement class? No, it's one of those things we generally outsource. Edited July 12, 2012 by Teachin'Mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) Admittedly these were a couple of pages apart ... but I couldn't resist. :D Chicken people! An emergency question for you!! Answer- "Because I had to steam clean the chicken blood out of them!" Edited July 12, 2012 by Teachin'Mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 13, 2012 Author Share Posted July 13, 2012 Is it normal to have senior moments in your 40s? Hmmm. Not sure - I don't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Do you "fix" food or "make" it or "prepare" it? I throw the crap on the table and they can eat it or starve :D Providing childcare in my home.... I generally provide my own childcare but thanks for asking! Book content It is what is in the book usually a title page maybe some pictures and a story, if your really lucky you will get a glossary too! Calling the grammar police You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be used against you to judge your IQ. You have the right to an attorney if you cannot afford one then that is your problem, this is the grammar police not the, "I am bad at finances police". should I register with my state? Well I guess you could register with mine. Foreign Language ideas? You would be learning a language not native to you. HTH Anybody in AZ? Thousands upon thousands I would guess What is with my neighborhood? Hoarders Anonymous! Is this your confession? I've been given the okay (by dh) to get a daughter I have a 15 year old one NO GIVE BACKSIES!!! OK I have reached my smart a$$ remarks for the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Stupid squirrels are stealing all our peaches. Clearly, smart squirrels steal apples and make pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Pots & Pan recommendations requested Yes, I can highly recommend them! Much better than using bare hands to cook with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueridge Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 (edited) Help! My cart is full but I'm confused! Push the 'Proceed to Checkout' button. Do not question. Do not make changes. Push the button effortlessly and relax with chocolate while awaiting the UPS truck. :D Why do my cookies keep reappearing? Maybe because they taste yucky! :leaving: Edited July 15, 2012 by Blueridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 HWT HWOT Handwriting Without Tears I would prefer my handwriting without the tears Thanks for asking though :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 529plans I usually stick with one plan for the upcoming school year. That's a lot of backup planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandamom Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 What are you reading? I'm reading this board. How else would I know what you are asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Why do my cookies keep reappearing? If only that were the case here. The chocolate chip ones frequently disappear. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Why do my cookies keep on reappearing? Perhaps someone is tossing them? :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I love owls! That is awesome I do too Wanna exchange recipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 If money was no object: If it were not an object then what would it be exactly? Picture Study - Choosing Artists Well you would most likely choose an artist who painted pictures for this HTH I'm back... Yay is this like gramma coming to visit? What did you bring me??? Any tips on visiting the Indiana Dunes? Don't fall in one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Anyone Hersheypark savvy? No, but I am Hershey BAR savvy with the best of them!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Those who cloth diaper. . . the mind of a 4 year old Ummm. It's been a while since I've diapered my kids but I definitely remember diapering the other end, not the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maus Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Have you successfully pot ty trained a boy standing up? Well, I usually sit on the edge of the tub, 'cause little kids take so long, but you can stand if you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 How long do you sleep? Until I wake. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 :lol: Where to find live Chinese speaking online? At Chinese take-out, Asian markets ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Well-Trained Fathers Does this go with the Domestic Discipline thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 What would you think about a 3 month old baby :001_wub::001_wub::001_wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 What would you think about a 3 month old baby :001_wub::001_wub::001_wub: Awwww. Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 "Surprise! You're my dad!" WWYD? Inform the poor kid that, with my uterus, that is impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 What do these books have in common? They all have pages and are meant to be read!! DID I WIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Long Shot--Electric Company Recommendation I recommend this one with Morgan Freeman, his outfit is hilarious! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 If u could only give ONE piece of advice for a newbie... Put your cart back, don't use a crock pot and for God's sake don't make your first post about porn! :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShannonS Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Nature Study? Where to start? outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Who is crazy? Me or them? It's definitely you. :p :D hehe :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Your Baby Can Read Lawsuits Maybe Johnny Cochran's baby can, but mine can't. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 If someone sent a $500 check to each of your children... I would say I had more than one child! WDYT? Should this be illegal? If you have to ask, then probably, yes. If you've divorced from a lengthy (15+) marriage, I have some questions. I haven't, but after 15+ marriages, I probably wouldn't get married again. On the other hand, if there's no prenup... Just finished grooming Ds' s dog with him.... Why would you use your DS to clean the dog? Wouldn't a brush work better? Dating myself . . . where were you on this day in 1969? I wasn't, but was that when you and yourself started dating? If so, Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Planning for next year... I plan for there to be a next year too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Ok swim moms, I'm freaking out! Oh, no, you didn't fall for the "We Moms go topless on the bleachers while the kids swim so we erase tan lines" line, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Where to find ALUM? Try looking IN UM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Diverticulitis anyone? No, thanks! :iagree: Oooooh! It itches! I think there's an ointment for that Dance moms. Help! I think that ship has sailed (in reference to the show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy_kid_wrangler04 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 frizzy gray hair despite no-poo Of course it would be gray.... poo would make it brown. :w00t: :tongue_smilie::leaving: Looking at teapots Beats looking at paint dry. :D Wait. Just what kind of teapots are we talking about here. :001_huh: :leaving: Canadians? Yep. They really do exist. The live somewhere on the top of the world in an igloo on an ice floe. They spend their days :p Sunblock usage...am I just weird? Girlfriend, if you have to ask... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy_kid_wrangler04 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 男子驾车被埋雪中二个月存活 吃雪保持性命(图) وأنا أيضا، لديها العديد من المحافظ مصمم جميل للبيع وهمية :smilielol5::smilielol5: Vroot and Vroom? The bathroom is down the hall on the right. ;) :lol: Help! My cart is full but I'm confused!Push the 'Proceed to Checkout' button. Do not question. Do not make changes. Push the button effortlessly and relax with chocolate while awaiting the UPS truck. :D Why do my cookies keep reappearing? Maybe because they taste yucky! :leaving: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy_kid_wrangler04 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 If u could only give ONE piece of advice for a newbie... Put your cart back, don't use a crock pot and for God's sake don't make your first post about porn! :p :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I Want a Book/s (that I can get completely lost in) I think Dolly Parton has some of those! :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy_kid_wrangler04 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Oooooh! It itches! :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 In what language should I homeschool?! How about Klingon? That's what we speak in our house. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Oooooh! It itches! I think there's an app for that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 In what language should I homeschool?! How about Klingon? That's what we speak in our house. :) :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Dr Hive: Weird finger injury It is my professional opinion that weird finger injuries should be treated with the same methods as normal finger ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 What's your bedtime reading this week? How to Read a Book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Would you/Could you live in a tiny house if it meant no mortgage? You bet I would!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Dr Hive: Weird finger injury It is my professional opinion that weird finger injuries should be treated with the same methods as normal finger ones. :lol::lol::lol: LOVE the clown car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I Want a Book/s (that I can get completely lost in) That has got to be a pretty big book!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Time Travelers questions... You could ask his wife? (contributed by my 15 year old dd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 HOW do you freeze food? I generally wrap it and then put it in the freezer. Sometimes in the winter months, I just put it outside. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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