Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 It is now all clear to me! http://thebloggess.com/2012/06/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-troll/ warning: rude language, this is the same woman who wrote about Beyonce the chicken! Knock, knock.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 It is now all clear to me! http://thebloggess.com/2012/06/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-troll/ warning: rude language, this is the same woman who wrote about Beyonce the chicken! Knock, knock.... I LOVED Beyonce the chicken! And that creepy monkey...what was his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 I don't know the monkey one, if you get time, please link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I LOVED Beyonce the chicken! And that creepy monkey...what was his name? Copernicus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) :lol: My husband still talks about Beyonce the giant metal chicken. Off to read about Copernicus. Oh. Em. Gee! Now I am sitting in my car - all by myself - snort-choke laughing. I have not laughed this hard since Beyonce. Edited June 28, 2012 by MyCrazyHouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 Beyonce Just in case anyone has not read it. Thanks for Copernicus:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol: My husband still talks about Beyonce the giant metal chicken. Off to read about Copernicus. Oh. Em. Gee! Now I am sitting in my car - all by myself - snort-choke laughing. I have not laughed this hard since Beyonce. As you are sitting in your car by yourself, you should be productive, so here is another:lol: http://thebloggess.com/2012/06/ive-gotten-a-lot-accomplished-today/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 this one is good too, and short http://thebloggess.com/2012/05/when-im-dead/ I really need to get off the internet now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol: My husband still talks about Beyonce the giant metal chicken. Off to read about Copernicus. Oh. Em. Gee! Now I am sitting in my car - all by myself - snort-choke laughing. I have not laughed this hard since Beyonce. OMG I just read it. My stomach HURTS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Copernicus! A HUG IS LIKE A STRANGLE YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED YET. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Thanks for finding the post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 As you are sitting in your car by yourself, you should be productive, so here is another:lol:http://thebloggess.com/2012/06/ive-gotten-a-lot-accomplished-today/ Again, snort-choke laughing. Because I have had a conversation that contentious AND absurd about Dr Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melbotoast Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 horizontal meditation...love it! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 this one is good too, and short http://thebloggess.com/2012/05/when-im-dead/ I really need to get off the internet now..... I really need a scream-laughing-on-the-floor-of-the-car-with-people-looking-sideways-at-you-because-they-don't-want-to-make-eye-contact-with-a-crazy-person smilie. Does anyone have one of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 I really need a scream-laughing-on-the-floor-of-the-car-with-people-looking-sideways-at-you-because-they-don't-want-to-make-eye-contact-with-a-crazy-person smilie. Does anyone have one of those? I am so glad I could cause you merriment today:D I will see what else I can find later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 Ok, this is a video. Should have people rolling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Oh my God! The metal chicken! I actually remember that one! he is made of awesome. *And nightmares. Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girl Power Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Ok, this is a video. Should have people rolling on the floor. Love ths :lol::lol: Did I feel a thumb? This one is hilarious too Beck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Copernicus! That monkey reminded me of Robert the Doll. He kinda looks like him and is equally creepy. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 Love ths :lol::lol: Did I feel a thumb? This one is hilarious too Beck That Dennis Quaid one is great:lol:, but, Did I feel a thumb? That monkey reminded me of Robert the Doll. He kinda looks like him and is equally creepy. :p That is really creepy! Here is another laugh before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie in Ma Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I love her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: thanks for sharing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) I love her blog. I don't have time to link but try Jen Lancaster's blog. Go to archives and have fun. Edited June 29, 2012 by Kleine Hexe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bensmom Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Oh dear god, I need one of those metal chickens! That is awesome.:lol: Wonder if I can find one one ebay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieW in Texas Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 There's a consignment store we drive past every day that has a giant metal chicken. There used to be one in the backyard of a house that backed up to the library parking lot. It disappeared from that backyard the same week that it showed up at the consignment store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2scouts Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I'm not sure I even want to read it. That giant chicken story had me laughing to tears for days and my dh thought I had gone crazy (uh, crazier anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sorry, I am in a goofy mood still This is a snl one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHM23Nh4lhI You know that song We are young, it's an anthem This is an old one, but GREAT! Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 Hey Girl Quiet Ryan from Funny Or Die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sorry, I am in a goofy mood still This is a snl one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHM23Nh4lhI You know that song We are young, it's an anthem This is an old one, but GREAT! Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan Stop it!! I have to fix dinner! :lol::lol: I started watching We're Not Young though I'm way past my 30's, and will have to come back later to finish, plus follow the other links. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I remember Beyonce the chicken! Sooooo funny. Copernicus the monkey? Awesome. Apparently he's made of it. Oh, and I now want to be stuffed into a Wonder Woman costume and tossed from a plane when I die. I've had a bed few days (deployment is really sinking in) and this made me laugh so hard. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moniksca Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I love her, she also has a book out, that I've put on hold at the library. I'm like 30 of 50 holds at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 Stop it!! I have to fix dinner! :lol::lol: I started watching We're Not Young though I'm way past my 30's, and will have to come back later to finish, plus follow the other links. hee hee. I am a great vortex of time wasting, you have been here awhile now, you should know what happen when you click on one of my threads in the general forum:D:D I remember Beyonce the chicken! Sooooo funny. Copernicus the monkey? Awesome. Apparently he's made of it. Oh, and I now want to be stuffed into a Wonder Woman costume and tossed from a plane when I die. I've had a bed few days (deployment is really sinking in) and this made me laugh so hard. Thanks. Yeah! Laughter is the best medicine. I am sorry that you have had a bad few days. :grouphug: I am sure I will find some more humorous time wasters over the next few days. I love her, she also has a book out, that I've put on hold at the library. I'm like 30 of 50 holds at this point. I should do that, I bet I would love her book. DH says she is a cursing version of me on steroids! I pointed out that it takes 2 to tango and he wouldn't think I was like her if it wasn't for the fact that he is like Victor. I am thinking of getting him a team Victor Tshirt for Christmas. Example: Yesterday I posted a link to the time wasting on my FB wall. I forgot to hide dh from the post, so he read it. He came home and said "so you have been busy today!" me: "yep!" dh: "Horizontal meditating perhaps? None of our cats are taking medicine at the moment." me: "Oops, I didn't hide you did I?" dh: "nope, So other than reading the blogess, did you get anything done today?" me: "yes, I had a very productive day today. Because of me there are no holes in our ceiling anymore." dh: "So, you let the drywall guys in." me: "uh-huh!" dh: "but what did you do?" me: "I got rid of the holes in the ceiling." dh: "no the drywall guys did that." me: " look, you left for work and there were 10 holes in 4 rooms and a closet. You are now home and there are no holes. If it was not for me there would still be 10 holes in our home." dh: "i'm making a cup of tea" (the real drinkable kind, just to clarify) See, no swearing:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 A different type of sketch, this one is british. The 2 ronnie, 4 candles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ Ab Fab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RO-9Owbck First 10 min of a great show, lots of kilts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazEqbRrrMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Hey Girl Quiet Ryan from Funny Or Die :001_wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 OMG I just read it. My stomach HURTS!! I am seriously looking for a 6ft Beyonce chicken for my husband. Here is a new one I found today http://thebloggess.com/2012/07/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 laughed until I cried! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyofsixreboot Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Best laugh of the week:lol: thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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