1bassoon Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) give me your favorite camping recipe it involves air conditioning and hotel beds. Anything else I can help you with? Our vacation dilemma Take one. Make sure it doesn't involve tents. Or mosquitoes. Or s'mores. How do you manage treats and snacks at your house? Unfortunately, by eating them. By myself. When the kids aren't looking. Ideas for helping a son, 7yo, who says, "I'm so stupid!" Answer: "Hi so stupid! I'm Mommy, nice to meet you!" and, of course, who can resist this one: If you're a Christian who doesn't wear pants. . . . . . Would you put some on, please!!! Edited June 25, 2010 by HeatherH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Heather: Yes, I want to play, but I am afraid I will get into trouble. Some of those thread titles are just asking for it.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndie Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I would love to see everyone's version of the Christian's that don't wear pants title. That one has had me :lol: every time I see it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 Come on, MariAnn!!!!! How to clean a painted wall so it doesn't streak? First, put some pants on it. Then it won't streak. Unless it's a Christian wall, then I'm afraid I just can't help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) Come on, MariAnn!!!!! How to clean a painted wall so it doesn't streak? First, put some pants on it. Then it won't streak. Unless it's a Christian wall, then I'm afraid I just can't help you. :lol: In the immortal words of Steve Martin, "That was wrong. Funny, but wrong." :D Edited June 25, 2010 by newlifemom forgot a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Come on, MariAnn!!!!! How to clean a painted wall so it doesn't streak? First, put some pants on it. Then it won't streak. Unless it's a Christian wall, then I'm afraid I just can't help you. Is it bad to be connected to a public school district? Only if you can't untie the rope. I see others that are asking for it, Heather.....I'll be back in a little while.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) Fuming here - may I vent? Well, I guess so - we don't want you to EXPLODE!:001_huh: How do you make frozen vegetables palatable? Ummmm, by cooking them? State buying our house for a highway--any tips? Purchase alot of traffic cones, and fluorescent orange pajamas. What do meals do you freeze for later? They get cold and old. Edited June 25, 2010 by MariannNOVA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I've been worried about those poor Christians without pants too. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 What is a dough enhancer? Winning the lottety? A part time job? A really generous Sugar Daddy? And if you're a Christian who doesn't wear pants... Do you find yourself sticking to the leather seats on the way to church on hot summer days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Well, on the CVS Test Results thread I had a very strong urge to say "Praise God!":D (as a joke) but I held back in case Carrie didn't see it as funny. I'm admitting it here but I do not in any way want to cause her grief due to my evil sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 if you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... "Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground..." how do you get rid of ants in the house.... I tell them it's time to go home. Oh, I thought you were asking about other people's kids. How do you make frozen vegetables palatable? They are palatable. Broccoli freezer pops are my favorite. Best tips for newlyweds...lay it on me. Umm, err, well...I can't. My answer would be R rated. Bread machine users- What is "dough enhancer"? Aren't dough enhancers sold by that “Smilin' Bob†character? How to clean a painted wall so it doesn't streak? What a dirty naughty wall. It definitely needs cleaning. give me your favorite camping recipe My recipe includes: Dh and kids going on a camping trip and leaving home in peace and quiet:) How do I make charts that go across the page I think paper and a pen might work. Quick and easy technique for washing outdoor windows? Rain Help! Spiders in the sand box I can't help. I'm hiding in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeTea Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. If you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... well, no wonder they're called "pews"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzyfizzle Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. QUOTE] :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. If you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... well, no wonder they're called "pews"! Love both of these!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) What's 39 Clues? One more clue than 38 and one less clue than 40. Which pencil grips did you find most useful? The ones that kept the pencils from falling out of our hands.:glare: Once a month cooking I am all for it, but what will my family eat the other 29 days?:toetap05: amazon prime ? MMMMMMMMMMMM, yummy. Don't overcook or it will get tough. I'm a Hive Mind Royal Larvae-- Well, here's a hint - when you get those wings, don't go towards the LIGHT! what to put on a resume if you haven't worked in 15 years? Use a really big font. Runners - how do you breathe when you jog? I have found that in and out, in and out, really does the trick. Runners, How do you start running? One foot in front of the other........like walking but faster. What small, simple thing do you do to save money? Let's share :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::ohmy: You were serious?:svengo: Once or twice a month cooking? OK, twice a month is making a little more sense, but then there are still 28 days to deal with. I'm going to bore you with updates Thanks for the warning:leaving: There were go-go boots... Aubrey Aubrey, sweetie, you know that I love you........but I have mascara that is older than you. I want to move to a farm with no neighborhood kids You don't like goats? Edited June 25, 2010 by MariannNOVA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 What's 39 Clues? One more clue than 38 and one less clue than 40. Which pencil grips did you find most useful? The ones that kept the pencils from falling out of our hands.:glare: Once a month cooking I am all for it, but what will my family eat the other 29 days?:toetap05: amazon prime ? MMMMMMMMMMMM, yummy. Don't overcook or it will get tough. I'm a Hive Mind Royal Larvae-- Well, here's a hint - when you get those wings, don't go towards the LIGHT! what to put on a resume if you haven't worked in 15 years? Use a really big font. Runners - how do you breathe when you jog? I have found that in and out, in and out, really does the trick. Runners, How do you start running? One foot in front of the other........like walking but faster. What small, simple thing do you do to save money? Let's share :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::ohmy: You were serious?:svengo: Once or twice a month cooking? OK, twice a month is making a little more sense, but then there are still 28 days to deal with. I'm going to bore you with updates Thanks for the warning:leaving: There were go-go boots... Aubrey Aubret, sweetie, you know that I love you........but I have mascara that is older than you. I want to move to a farm with no neighborhood kids You don't like goats? You are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 You are hilarious! You are so kind! Thank you! You have made my night!:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) nm Edited June 25, 2010 by Lara in Colo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Here's a reason to feel guilty :w00t: Trust me, I can come up with plenty of those on my own. How do you Count Summer Learning? The same way we do the rest of the year: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, .....you get the idea, right? My compost pile is hot and steamy (I'm very excited!) Well, okay then....................:leaving:Oh, TMI! Do you like to be called Mr/Mrs Lastname? No, it gets confusing if Mr or Mrs Lastname are in the room......my own name is just fine, thank you. Speaking of UPS, does your driver ever honk? Only on 'Pretend You Are A Goose Day' ? about Three Cups of Tea Good grief - I thought you people used Singapore Math! One more than two, one less than four. Dead squirrel: WWYD? Our hound would say have it for dinner. Let me look that up in Granny Clampett's Cookbook! how often do you clean BEHIND and UNDERNEATH Ummmmm, 'behind' and 'underneath' WHAT? Uh oh, opened up Pandora's Box today Well, now you've just gone and done IT, haven't you? How do you read to a wiggly toddler with a short attention span? Quickly Anyone here in the radiology field? Turn out the lights - they will be the ones who glow in the dark. Help!! I have no idea what I am doing. Join the club!:glare: Do moles play dead? Probably only when they get tired of playing LIVE. "Have a New Kid by Friday" by Kevin Leman-has this worked for anyone? WOW - it doesn't take nine months anymore? DD has strep. Should I worry about PANDAS? Only if they were playing together during the incubation period. Tell Me I'm Just Being Paranoid I'll take this one: 'You are just being paranoid.' How are our posters in Central Asia?? My guess is that if you used enough Sticky-Tack, they are still up there. How can we make more money? I do not know, but when you get the answer, would you please post it here. Just dropped my Cuisinart blender base under running water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oney Jones Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I just peed my pants. :lol: OMG these are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing lioness Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Marianne, Your first set was hilarious. This was is too. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oney Jones Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Any midwives here? Can I pick your brain? Better than picking her nose. If you borrow books from separate libraries, do you have a system... Well, I usually go to one and then the other one. But sometimes I go to the last one first, and then the first one. So yeah, I guess I have a system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Marianne, Your first set was hilarious. This was is too. :lol::lol: Thank you! I was laughing out loud at the 'honking UPS driver' and dh thought I had lost my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kym Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 MariannNOVA: You are SO funny!! Thanks for the laughs.:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kym Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. If you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... well, no wonder they're called "pews"! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mejane Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. Now that's funny! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Help! I ripped a page in a library book! OOOOOOOhhh!!!!! I am sooo telling mom!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:Thanks! I needed to laugh that hard, it's been a little while. Fist pounding, yes, tears, mmhm, and laughing so hard I could no longer be heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 and, of course, who can resist this one: If you're a Christian who doesn't wear pants. . . . . . Would you put some on, please!!! I am so glad you posted this! I laughed so hard when I saw the title to that thread, but I didn't want to offend anyone. Sometimes it's so hard to come up with a good title. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Here's a reason to feel guilty OMG Mariann! Totally almost peed my pants too!!!! This is my new desktop background. And, I have to say, I read these threads to laugh . . . and to make sure none of you are quoting me.:leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Best tips for newlyweds...lay it on me. You answered your own question:blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) OMG Mariann! Totally almost peed my pants too!!!! This is my new desktop background. And, I have to say, I read these threads to laugh . . . and to make sure none of you are quoting me.:leaving: As soon as I saw this cat, I knew IT was the ONE! And, Thank you:D Best tips for newlyweds...lay it on me. You answered your own question:blush: THAT was funny! Some day I am going to start a thread that is 'the weird thing I think the thread says when I look at it very quickly' :001_huh: Edited June 25, 2010 by MariannNOVA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagira Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Here's a reason to feel guilty :w00t: Trust me, I can come up with plenty of those on my own. How do you Count Summer Learning? The same way we do the rest of the year: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, .....you get the idea, right? My compost pile is hot and steamy (I'm very excited!) Well, okay then....................:leaving:Oh, TMI! [code] [/code] Do you like to be called Mr/Mrs Lastname? No, it gets confusing if Mr or Mrs Lastname are in the room......my own name is just fine, thank you. Speaking of UPS, does your driver ever honk? Only on 'Pretend You Are A Goose Day' ? about Three Cups of Tea Good grief - I thought you people used Singapore Math! One more than two, one less than four. Dead squirrel: WWYD? Our hound would say have it for dinner. Let me look that up in Granny Clampett's Cookbook! how often do you clean BEHIND and UNDERNEATH Ummmmm, 'behind' and 'underneath' WHAT? Uh oh, opened up Pandora's Box today Well, now you've just gone and done IT, haven't you? How do you read to a wiggly toddler with a short attention span? Quickly Anyone here in the radiology field? Turn out the lights - they will be the ones who glow in the dark. Help!! I have no idea what I am doing. Join the club!:glare: Do moles play dead? Probably only when they get tired of playing LIVE. "Have a New Kid by Friday" by Kevin Leman-has this worked for anyone? WOW - it doesn't take nine months anymore? DD has strep. Should I worry about PANDAS? Only if they were playing together during the incubation period. Tell Me I'm Just Being Paranoid I'll take this one: 'You are just being paranoid.' How are our posters in Central Asia?? My guess is that if you used enough Sticky-Tack, they are still up there. How can we make more money? I do not know, but when you get the answer, would you please post it here. Just dropped my Cuisinart blender base under running water :lol::lol::lol: Mariann, I know how you can make more money. Become a comedienne. I laughed so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Mariann, I know how you can make more money. Become a comedienne. I laughed so hard! Thank you - you are so nice -- but MORE money?.........my dh would be happy if I made ANY money.:glare: Really...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 give me your favorite camping recipeit involves air conditioning and hotel beds. Anything else I can help you with? Our vacation dilemma Take one. Make sure it doesn't involve tents. Or mosquitoes. Or s'mores. How do you manage treats and snacks at your house? Unfortunately, by eating them. By myself. When the kids aren't looking. Ideas for helping a son, 7yo, who says, "I'm so stupid!" Answer: "Hi so stupid! I'm Mommy, nice to meet you!" and, of course, who can resist this one: If you're a Christian who doesn't wear pants. . . . . . Would you put some on, please!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leanna Tomlinson Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Whole House Fans Yes, I am a fan of having a whole house. Half of a house is just not enough room. Does anyone have to patch their child's eye? No. Mouth yes. Thankfully not the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! :lol: Heh. Separated at birth, methinks. y'all had fun last night, didn't you! MariAnn - you are hereby commissioned to start or contribute to one of these threads weekly. You've been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 Does anyone have to patch their child's eye? No. Mouth yes. Thankfully not the eye. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie12345 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Well, on the CVS Test Results thread I had a very strong urge to say "Praise God!":D (as a joke) but I held back in case Carrie didn't see it as funny. I'm admitting it here but I do not in any way want to cause her grief due to my evil sense of humor. Oh, Carrie sees it as very funny! :D:tongue_smilie: Then again, I'm seeing cereal crunched all over the carpet, toothpaste all over the bathroom, and a completely unreasonable amount of dirty laundry as wonderfully hysterical right now. Nothing's going to bring me down for quite a while! ;) "What do I do with Swedish style meatballs?" You eat them, ya? "Playing with poop..." Is that an art or science credit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Whole House FansYes, I am a fan of having a whole house. Half of a house is just not enough room. Does anyone have to patch their child's eye? No. Mouth yes. Thankfully not the eye. Excellent - I SO wanted to do the eye patch but you did it 1000x times better.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Heh. Separated at birth, methinks. y'all had fun last night, didn't you! MariAnn - you are hereby commissioned to start or contribute to one of these threads weekly. You've been warned. :bigear: okay. Oh, Carrie sees it as very funny! :D:tongue_smilie: Then again, I'm seeing cereal crunched all over the carpet, toothpaste all over the bathroom, and a completely unreasonable amount of dirty laundry as wonderfully hysterical right now. Nothing's going to bring me down for quite a while! ;) "What do I do with Swedish style meatballs?" You eat them, ya? "Playing with poop..." Is that an art or science credit? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oney Jones Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 how often do you clean BEHIND and UNDERNEATH Every time I take a bath or shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you stay friends if your kids don't get along? Sure, why not? We're already married. If you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... well, no wonder they're called "pews"! :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Basement Carpeting - Berber or Shag? I prefer to shag on the basement carpet-"Yeah baby, yeah."(Think Austin Powers) I guess Berber is a new term for it:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 What do I do with Swedish style meatballs? string them up and whola! a necklace!! (my son's idea) MEATBALL MAN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I just got a bonus year! Geez! I'm trying to get rid of few myself. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 "Playing with poop..." Is that an art or science credit? :spewing sweet tea on the computer screen: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 FYI, there are more than a few 'threads' over on the curric board that would be perfect here.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Washed Stones THESE are going to make ALOT of noise in the washing machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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