Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 ((Spudz)) Prayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) iDanced. :svengo:Did you dance in pantz? This Booya is dedicated to the Slache Dancer. You can pantz if you want to, You can leave your pantz behind... Edited December 21, 2017 by Susan in TN 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Did you dance in pantz? Short shorts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Ds22 is talking to a girl on the phone. A social call. :svengo: 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Did you dance in pantz? This Booya is dedicated to the Slache Dancer. You can pantz if you want to, You can leave your pantz behind... Personally, I like to pantz my behind. . . 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Please say a prayer for me. I have to have a very difficult discussion with someone in a couple hours and I’m scared. :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Ds22 is talking to a girl on the phone. A social call. :svengo: They are singing Christmas Carols in solfege (i.e. do re mi). Musicians. 🙄 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 They've switched to Star Wars themes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Page 2600! :party: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 My legs and waist look thinner and my arms are more tone. I love it when my back behaves. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 After the dishes I noticed avocado Now lost forever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 We homeschool because A bird trapped inside a cage Will not learn to fly 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Slache is poetic tonight. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Mooies has fallen Now she is wailing loudly When will she shut up? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 http://pun.me/pages/funny-haiku-poems.php Funny haikus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Mooies has fallen Now she is wailing loudly When will she shut up? When you give her a hug and a kiss to make it better. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 When you give her a hug and a kiss to make it better. She's a drama queen. Ignoring her is the most productive. I promise I'm not a terrible mother. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 We are catching up On all of our school subjects My house is a wreck 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Please say a prayer for me. I have to have a very difficult discussion with someone in a couple hours and I’m scared. Praying it is going well, or went well! I have been sitting in silence for the last hour dinking away on my computer and phone. It has been 100% unproductive but it has been relaxing. I had a "fertilizer bar" for a snack. That's what I call protein bars because that is what they taste like to me. But it met my caloric needs for a snack and was untasty enough to not make me want more. Ugh. At first I thought you said drinking away instead of dinking away, lol. I thought no wonder it was unproductive and relaxing. :laugh: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 14 things to sand. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Jean is pulverizing things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Jean is pulverizing things. Go pound sand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Not really. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 14 things to sand. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Jean is pulverizing things. Go pound lots of sand. FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 So, I come into my room, to get away from the monkeys and they all follow me in here and flop down on the bed with me. 😩😩🤪🤪🤪🤪 I played them Susan’s harp piece. They sang “Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer.†I need the ITT helicopter NOW!! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 At first I thought you said drinking away instead of dinking away, lol. I thought no wonder it was unproductive and relaxing. :laugh: That’s what I thought she said, too. 😂😂. And then I started humming, “wasting away again in Margaritaville. Looking for my.... lost shaker of salt. Somebody claimed that there’s a woman to blame..... but I know, (duh, duh, duh, duh, duh) it’s my own d—- fault!†6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I'm trying to banish the turtles to the hibernaculum. They are moving like...well, turtles. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Dink! I dink! I don’t drink! I think. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 So, I come into my room, to get away from the monkeys and they all follow me in here and flop down on the bed with me. 😩😩🤪🤪🤪🤪 I played them Susan’s harp piece. They sang “Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer.†I need the ITT helicopter NOW!! I'm comin' Krissi! Hold onto your sanity for just a few more minutes! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 why chick-fil-a why? abandon chicken salad?? then I shall eat cows. :001_tt2: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 My girls thought it was fun singing Of The Father's Love Begotten half-steps apart. As a means of torture. Mission accomplished.😫 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (I had a disappointing trip with the fam to the mall food court.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I'm comin' Krissi! Hold onto your sanity for just a few more minutes!I’ll be waiting on the roof. Hurry!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (I had a disappointing trip with the fam to the mall food court.) But look at how short your list is getting! Good job! (Sorry about the chicken salad. We'll start a letter campaign.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I only like homemade chicken salad. <insert hair flip> (We've talked about this before, right?) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (((Spuds))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I totally thought that's what she said, too!! Lol! Me, too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 We had pizza for dinner. For whilst I was willing to cook dinner tonight, I did not want to get stuck doing dishes. Now to medicate Buddy, medicate me (ibuprofen cuz iHurt), and then to bed. :grouphug: , Spuds. I'll be sure to pray for peace and rest for you tonight. , everyone! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Praying it is going well, or went well! At first I thought you said drinking away instead of dinking away, lol. I thought no wonder it was unproductive and relaxing. :laugh: I thought so too. But, it could have been anything she was drinking, you know? :leaving: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 How does a child completely forget how to do math that we have spent the last month on? How? Why? :confused: Zombie brain. :zombie: Me: That assignment from today that you didn't do? You get to do it tomorrow. DS: When does vacation start? Me: It would have started as soon as we are done tonight. However, you didn't do your assignment, so it starts when that is finished tomorrow. DS: :glare: Me: :hat: 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 But look at how short your list is getting! Good job! (Sorry about the chicken salad. We'll start a letter campaign.) Yay for letter campaign! ENB in full force. I'm not a chicken fan to begin with, so chicken salad was pretty much it for me at Chick-fil-a. I went hungry tonight. I deleted the completed items on my list, instead of crossing them off. So pretty now. :001_wub: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I only like homemade chicken salad. <insert hair flip> (We've talked about this before, right?) Insert duly noted. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Can someone explain this tax thing to me as if I were an 8 year old? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Dh has informed me that, owing to his broken wrist, he can no longer shovel the driveway, wash dishes, brush teeth, or....do pretty much anything useful. He owes me big time in four weeks. Like, me jetting off to Paris by myself for a month kind of big time. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 My kids have abandoned me for friends. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 ((Spud)) The thing is, I don't feel like I'm doing anything already. VHSG is on Christmas break. I'm not doing Spanish classes until January 8. I really don't understand why I'm just as tired now as I was when doing everything else. Yesterday was the first time I got up to actually clean something in the house (the two corners). I had my schedule open from 4am-6:30am (done by 7am) Monday through Friday, and open 4:30 or 5am on Saturdays. Starting next week, it's 4:30. But, that was only three hours (if full). But, all my slots weren't filling anyway, so I wasn't working all those hours. And I oftentimes napped right after I was finished teaching. I'm befuddled. Interrupted sleep is nowhere near as restful as sleeping straight through. (I had a disappointing trip with the fam to the mall food court.) You went to a mall *today*? These ducks are very impressive people! Hawks do not do the mall in December. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 2/14 sanded Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) I GET IT! Epiphanooya. Edited December 21, 2017 by Slache 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 You went to a mall *today*? These ducks are very impressive people! Hawks do not do the mall in December.I haven’t been to a mall in years. It’s been months since i’ve Been to Target. The only stores I get to with any frequency are The Afsa and The Costco. I feel like I live under a rock. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 ((Spud)) Interrupted sleep is nowhere near as restful as sleeping straight through. . True that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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