Cinder Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Whenever the funny things posts come up I can never think of anything anyone around here has said. But dd just came up with a good one. We'd been talking about how male/female animals are called different things. So she follows up with: Why are female devils called divas? :lol: :lol: :lol: Share your recent funnies please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeviolin Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 My 5yo has a penchant for sundresses. When she goes out to play, she puts snow gear on top. At Costco this last week, she decided to run into the store in her sundress rather than taking the time to put on her coat. The card checker commented, "Where is your coat?! You're gonna catch cold." My 5yo rolled her eyes and said, "You know, a cold temperature won't make you sick. Viruses and bacteria will do that. You would think people would be more educated..." And she skipped off. Is there a homeschool curriculum for tact?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Recent conversation- Dd: That's a photo! Me: Yes, I know. I know things like that! Dd: Your hippocampus knows and my hippocampus knows too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Me (musing out loud): What is the name if the tree in the neighbor's yard? It is not a yew... DD6: Maybe it's a Y? You might have to say it out loud to get the funny. It is a bald cypress. The other neighbors have yews (or should I say "Us"?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 My 4 year old hit my 2 year old yesterday morning when I wasn't looking. I did hear the aftermath of my 2 year old crying. When I asked what happened, my daughter told me, "I just thought about that verse 'do to others as you would have them do to you' and thought since he hit me, he must want to be hit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherGoose Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 8 yo dd. after studying adverbs: "Mommy why aren't adjectives called adnouns?" Well, dd I have never thought of that. Excellent question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEJ Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 My 3yo DD keeps walking around the house wearing a t-ball helmet, saying "I wanna go baseballing" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 The other night a friend was over that we haven't seen in a long time. She started chatting to my ds just 5 recently, and said-Wow, your hair is getting darker! Ds replied- Yep, and if you turn off the lights it's even darker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Same son- Dad, was Humpty Dumpty an egg? Yes, son why? Cause, I'm eating his Grandma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saw Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Yesterday got off to a bad start (and continued like that!). I told DS8, "boy, I guess I'm having a bad day." He says, "So you're having an inauspicious day?" Thank you Jim Weiss and all your audiobooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I don't know whether this is funny or gross, so be warned. 3yo dd insists on using our bathroom. She was in there a. long. time. Dh went to check on her, she informed him she was pooping so he shut the door and left her alone. A minute later we here, " I have poop on my leg!". So we check and sure enough she did. On her legs, potty, everywhere. That is not the disturbing part. When we opened the door to check she loudly exclaimed," We don't eat poop!". Um, no child we don't!!! Fortunately, I don't think she did as there was no evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 When we opened the door to check she loudly exclaimed," We don't eat poop!". Um, no child we don't!!! To count your blessings, at least there's evidence that she IS learning something! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie12345 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Unfortunately, my kids tend to crack me up most when they're being their worst. My 3yo asked for a sandwich while I was in the middle of reading. "Sure. Just give me two minutes." A few minutes go by. 2? 10? I don't know, I was reading. "Do you want me to STARF to deaf, Mom?!?" "Wha? Oh. How about you remind me politely? You catch more flies with honey-" "I don't want to catch flies! I WANT some peanut butter and jelly! Ugh!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Ds12 isn't happy that he's the only family member w/out a cell phone. He had a nosebleed just before bed 2 nights ago. He got it under control, and as he was walking into his room to go to bed, I told him to call me if he needed me anytime in the night. His reply: "Yeah, I don't have a phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerileanne99 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 On Halloween when dd4 was T or Ting at the zoo, she was wide-eyed at the amount of candy being dropped into her bag. With a line behind her she VERY loudly exclaimed: "WOW! That is a copulating quantity of candy!!" She meant to say a 'copious quantity of candy' as she had earlier when explaining alliteration to her daddy...unfortunately, uh, it didn't come out that way. The girl handing out the candy was one of daddy's students at Uni, lol. I am sure that got a great laugh! We didn't explain what was so funny to Alex, other than to use the correct word. And I think that was more for our sake than hers as the parents in line were looking at us quite strangely:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbecueMom Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 So last night, the kids took some of the large cardboard boxes that they play with and made beds out of them. They asked if they could bring them in their room to sleep in. Sure, whatever. DS5 had a doctor's well-visit appointment today, and she asked him where he sleeps at night (meaning in his own bed or ours). He proudly said, "In a cardboard box!" Hand over that mother of the year trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lea1 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 While looking at pictures of me when I was around 6 years old, ds8 said, "Wow mommy, you were a thumb head when you were little." (he meant toe-head, as I had very blond hair when I was little:). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 A friend was texting me the other day to share her embarrassment over her 3 mo. old having a major diaper mess at a music studio. I was speaking my text back to her and saying that at least her baby didn't poop ON the music instructor like my ds12 did on a basketball camp coach. I hit "send" and my ds (who was sitting by me) said, "Did you tell her it was when I was a BABY???" I told him I was pretty sure she wouldn't think it was last week. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizItaly Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Little DD loves to imitate her older sisters, but she doesn't always succeed totally. Today I was sitting next to her while she was finishing her apple at lunch, but I was reading online and was not watching her. She told me she wanted to get down, and I looked over expecting to see some apple left (it was a big piece for her). "You can get down when you finish your apple. Wait, where is your apple?" "I ate it! Really!" "Are you sure you didn't throw it on the floor?" "I ate it in my tummy! Cross my poke to die!" (Cross my heart and hope to die.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TracyP Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 A couple weeks ago I told ds5 to put away his folded laundry. He replied, "Why? I'm not the one who washed it!" On Wednesday we attended a 4-H meeting. The leader warmed us up with a game where you had to guess the word on your back by asking questions. My dd11 was really stuck on hers: piano. She had narrowed it down to something in our living room. Another mom who is a friend of ours said, "It is something that you have in your living room, but we do not have in ours." DD thought for a few seconds, then said, "A mess?" :lol: Thank you, dd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T'smom Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I was talking to my mom about making a stocking for my 6 month old. My 7 yo asked "Is he going to get presents this year?" Me: "Of course he will get presents!" DS: "Well, he didn't get any last year." He wasn't born yet last year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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