scrapbookbuzz Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 For various reasons I don't want to go into, I'm not very happy right now. Somebody please share some funny stories with me! Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 This isn't funny, per se, but it is adorable. http://www.godvine.com/Sweet-Baby-Girl-Sings-Her-Heart-Out-to-Elvis-in-the-Car-Adorable-3747.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Join us over on this thread. :p I'm sorry you're feeling down right now. :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I really like going to YouTube and watching, "just for laughs" videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbookbuzz Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Julie, thank you. some of those posts are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbookbuzz Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Anyone else have some humor to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 My college professor, anti-homeschooling, PhD carrying older sister brings her public schooled kid to our place for summer vacations so that her daughter can learn how to socialize in a positive way with her peers and different aged kids. Evidently kids don't learn that in public school. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Mousie Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I need to laugh And when the sun is out I've got something I can Laugh about. I feel good In a special way I'm in love and it's a Sunny day. "Good Day Sunshine" - the Beatles :) Hope today's a sunnier day for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Elf Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 So my 21 yr. old dd was at the store with her boyfriend. She was looking at some type of minor alcoholic beverage that was 8% alcohol. The can was small. Next to it was a larger size but still said 8%. She was confused why the alcohol percentage wasn't doubled because the size of the drink was doubled. Her boyfriend was clueless what she was talking about at first. She kept on though because it wasn't making sense to her. Finally, he realized what she was saying and started laughing at her. And finally the light dawned on her about what she was saying. She said that was worse than her Payless incident. So, what was the Payless incident? It's a shoe store called Payless. One day, out of the blue, she got so animated and said 'Hey, Payless means you pay less!' I swear, this is an intelligent girl who just has her duh moments. Bless her heart. :) I guess I'll admit she gets this from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 This has some language in it but makes me LOL: http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/ And the thread about service animals cracked me up. I can't remember the title or OP, but the first post was about someone letting their dog eat from their plate while perched atop a restaurant table. Also, for some good, clean humor search for Brian Regan vids on youtube. ETA: Here's the thread about service animals: http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/484378-rant-pets-where-they-ought-not-be/page-2?hl=%2Banimals&do=findComment&comment=5141079 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeekingSimplicity Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 My son becomes a comedian when he has school work he doesn't want to do. Friday he told me the capital of MS is M. LOL. Sorry kid, I've heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabinfl Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Warning, talks about pee: We all know the old adage "never pee into the wind," but there are some additional, quality, "how to" ideas about peeing that are not, apparently, self-evident. For those times, here are: 15 Rules for Peeing: A Primer for Kids http://www.huffingtonpost.com/beth-woolsey/15-rules-for-peeing-a-primer-for-kids_b_3685475.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 If you have Netflix, then you need to watch the first 15 minutes (or more) of Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe. Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyofsixreboot Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 http://youtu.be/jpdOyoqsXzo Truly, I watch this when I just need a silly laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrganicAnn Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I find that America's Funniest home videos always makes me laugh. You can find them on Youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I swear, this is an intelligent girl who just has her duh moments. Bless her heart. :) I guess I'll admit she gets this from me. I had a long drawn out D'uh momment. I was in highschool. I couldn't figure out whey the local donut shop was called, "Gopher donuts". Couldn't figure out why they didn't pick a different cuter animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbookbuzz Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Oh, Julie! You crack me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Oh, Julie! You crack me up! I had even asked someone (more then once I think) and they just said, "You know G-o-p-h-e-r Donuts". I just thought they were a little odd for saying it slower. Me: I know it's gopher donuts, but why? --- I thought of another one. WHen Pasion of the Christ was first out someone on this message board said something about the book it's based on. I thought and typed in a question, "OH, I didn't know it was based on a book, what book?" Happily I didn't click "post". To my defense I wasn't thinking of the bible. I was picturing something more like a novel. The type that someone might oneday write based on the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freerange Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I had a long drawn out D'uh momment. I was in highschool. I couldn't figure out whey the local donut shop was called, "Gopher donuts". Couldn't figure out why they didn't pick a different cuter animal. Millions of British people would disagree with you about gopher's not being cute. For several years the anchor person for children's BBC had a gopher puppet as his costar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I was watching some videos that I had made years ago, and this one had me laughing so hard I was in tears: Maybe it was just me, but it definitely brought back memories of those years of having 2 toddlers at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Millions of British people would disagree with you about gopher's not being cute. For several years the anchor person for children's BBC had a gopher puppet as his costar. For some reason this is reminding me of a cheesy french educational show made in quebec starting a .... talking pineapple. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7pR6rpGzow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 For some reason this is reminding me of a cheesy french educational show made in quebec starting a .... talking pineapple. And now I have the Telefrancais theme song wedged in my head. There will be revenge. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Here's a Duh moment for you. "Smooth move, Ex-lax." An advertising slogan turned popular phrase in our house whenever someone had a less than graceful moment. Ie: when I scratched the whole side of my Dad's truck/ ripped the running board off making a too sharp turn. Anyway, I was probably about 25, or so, before the REAL meaning of that phrase dawned on me. :D and yes, I knew the product/ purpose of Ex-lax for probably forever before that. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A funny joke for you: What did the snail say when riding on the back of the turtle? WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! Hope today was better, scrapbook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela H in Texas Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 This isn't funny, per se, but it is adorable. http://www.godvine.c...rable-3747.html Little Emma broke my heart with her cuteness and love for daddy. I really wish someone'd message her daddy and tell him to fix her carseat though! Love the snail and turtle :) And I'm regularly clueless about things (including the issue with the mustache <sigh>). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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