Kareni Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Bears need repairs... This is calling out for something witty, but I'm drawing a blank. Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 I am SO far behind in liking these! Please consider your funnies liked, everyone! You're all so very witty! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Bears need repairs... Hares need éclairs. (And now I want an éclair!) Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 Bears need repairs... This is calling out for something witty, but I'm drawing a blank. Regards, Kareni This is so uncharacteristic of you! :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Are you freezing your credit? What about your older teens? It's frowned upon to freeze teens be they younger or older. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 What is your favorite meal? Something delicious that I neither prepared nor paid for that is shared with convivial companions. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 How can I protect a floppy, softcover textbook? Well, a gun might be overkill. I suggest Contact paper. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 One childhood shot Fortunately, things may turn around in the teen or adult years. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Would you use this still? It's illegal to make hard liquor in my state, so I'll have to pass on the still. Thanks for the offer though. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Homeschool dances It also sings and flies. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 What lends itself to being done orally for an 8 year old? Eating is huge. There is also talking, singing, and whistling. Chewing gum is another. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Where would I want to move thread.... I'd probably put it with other sewing and mending supplies. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Advice? Spending Money on CurriculumMy advice is Yes.* The Hive is pretty good at advising people to spend money on all kinds of things, actually. * YMMV. WhiteHawk is not a financial consultant and does not play one on TV. I only have one kid to buy for, and no Instant Pot or Speed Queen (although the SQ may appear eventually). I do have a ProClick and an interesting array of mostly-not-free curricula. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootAnn Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Need ideas for morning sickness Getting pregnant would be a good start. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I've morphed into a giant marshmallow If you see a giant graham cracker and a giant piece of chocolate heading your way ... RUN! Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 share what you think is the most amazing under eye concealer A paper bag could be good but might make it hard to breathe. Other possibilities ~ welder's helmet, astronaut helmet, full face motorcycle helmet, or very dark sunglasses. Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 What are you watching? As I type, the computer screen. I guess you're watching a computer screen now, or perhaps a phone or tablet. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Would an ENT help? Well, Treebeard seems rather kind. It might depend on the Ent in question. Regards, Kareni 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Math isn't working Exactly! It's fun, it's playing - it's not working! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Spelling ideas Yeah, just like that! :hurray: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 10K, Webster, Syllables Not sure about 10K. I'd read it as ten-kay, so, I'd think 2, but I don't know what the official rules are for things like that. I'm confident Webster has 2 syllables though... web-ster, though I suppose it could be webs-ter, but I don't think so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Yes, web-ster: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/webster 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Is home education time consuming?We've owned this house twelve years and it hasn't learned a thing--not even to empty its own gutters (we hired a tutor) or dust its mantel (though we've had regular lessons). And it's over thirty. It's not one of those smart homes, though. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Math isn't working Exactly! It's fun, it's playing - it's not working! Unless you are a mathemitician... then it is both! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 Would an ENT help? Well, Treebeard seems rather kind. It might depend on the Ent in question. Regards, Kareni I had to Google this to get it! :blushing: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I had to Google this to get it! :blushing: If it's any consolation, I knew that there were Ents in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but I had to use Google to find the name of an Ent, any Ent. Google is my friend! Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrganicJen Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 drop-in showers I seriously thought this meant actual showers that you drop into a spot in your home or something like when remodeling. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 drop-in showers I seriously thought this meant actual showers that you drop into a spot in your home or something like when remodeling. I thought people were taking showers less often or something. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 drop-in showers I seriously thought this meant actual showers that you drop into a spot in your home or something like when remodeling. So did I! I actually opened the thread thinking I'd see an idea for replacing our shower! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 If it's any consolation, I knew that there were Ents in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but I had to use Google to find the name of an Ent, any Ent. Google is my friend! Regards, Kareni :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Well... Canadian dd wrote the SAT this past weekend :) College Board is such a SCAM! Some kid from Canada writes the SAT?? What other secrets are they hiding? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 tipping advice Start leaning. High heels can also help. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 What can I cut? Paper, hair, plants, class ... the possibilities are near endless. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Resume help I'm not sure why the help stopped, but - yes, please - do resume helping. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 My DH says I don't like change... I prefer paper money, too. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 What do I do with frozen cauliflower rice from Trader Joe's? Well, I don't know what *you* do with it, but I give it a contemplative stare and then just leave it where it is, in the frozen section at Trader Joe's. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Share your costume Sorry, but I don't think we will both fit. Regards, Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 What odd holidays do you celebrate? I don't celebrate odd holidays; I only celebrate the even ones. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Anyone ever make pumpkin pie Nope! Every single pumpkin pie has sprung into existence fully formed like Athena from the head of Zeus. Regards, Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Two people paying question. Why would anyone pay a question, n/m two people? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 My Aldi is going downhill... :leaving: :willy_nilly: :svengo: :nopity: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Vegetable peeler recommendations? I've found that children aged ten and up can be admirable vegetable peelers. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Vegetable peeler recommendations? I've found that children aged ten and up can be admirable vegetable peelers. Regards, Kareni And can be adequate ones years earlier 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huganum Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 i dare myself to be a loser and post a picture of myself to ask people if im attractive or not on the C & G section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 i dare myself to be a loser and post a picture of myself to ask people if im attractive or not on the C & G section. What's C & G? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Choking on tests You're not supposed to eat them, silly. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 How do people who frequently travel long distances seem to avoid jet lag? Train. Ship. [i'd love to add transporter, but ....] ETA: I'll add car and bus. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 If my child liked Rush Hour . . . ...then she might be destined for a career as a taxi driver. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Marrying Down? Goose, yes. Duck, no. One must have standards. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) how do you shelf history books? I usually aim for having the spine out, with words right side up going left to right. Edited November 18, 2017 by Another Lynn 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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