Gil Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 It's been a crummy, horrible, terrible last few days. Anyone got any good jokes or funny movies? I need a change of pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) The Nerdy Joke Thread: http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/520378-tell-your-nerdy-jokes-here/?hl=%2Bjokes Sorry about the last few days. :( Edited January 8, 2016 by Violet Crown 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutTN Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I hope you have a better day tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartlikealion Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grains. That's all I can think of right now. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne in CA Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Sorry, Gil, us too. Today would have been a lot better, but probably due to stress a medical condition kicked up and caused me to spend most of the day in strong pain. I know that humor does make things better. I called an old friend and we made fun of her ex and that helped for a while. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Sorry, Gil - hope things improve quickly! Anne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Keeper Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 My two favorite fixes when I'm in laugh-or-scream mode: watching Monty Python clips on You Tube (don't know why I howl over the Ministry of Silly Walks, but I do...) watching Police Squad! episodes (also on You Tube). Even the kids can watch these and laugh. Lt. Frank Drebin makes me feel smart and successful. ;) Doesn't make all the **** go away, but it does help my outlook. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenmom5 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 some corny jokes . . . . why did the chicken cross the road? where do penguins keep their money? ka;dljfop;idah;nlfkdslkfnapoe;irhpwaeo;dlknva;slvk apoiesrja;dl 1- to show the opossum it could be done. (those things are so stupid. drove past another dead one yesterday) 2 - in a snow bank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolate-chip chooky Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 What did zero say to eight? Nice belt! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamiof5 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lol about the jokes! Sorry it's been tough, same here :(. I am horrible at jokes, but I do pray and for me it's the best therapy. Will pray for you since I can't tell a joke for my life ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 You could always spend some time at "Da*n you, Autocorrect!" Sorry you are having a rough go of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snickerplum Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? She outgrew her B shells. :-) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 what is a pirate's favorite later? (Usually people say ARRGH) No, he's always been in love with the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 :grouphug: Best in Show is one of our fav funny movies. A Fish Called Wanda is another. Both have unPC moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 When I need humor and have access to a computer I hang out with Studio C. Here's one I like - International Relations. National Relations (the second one) is like a Part II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 If you want a couple that are "educational" Teddy's Story Joint is fun or College Science Project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 For pure fun there is Operation Break Up parts I and II: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 There are several others I could recommend. We often enjoy checking out their humor, but like any comedy, some are better than others and tastes vary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and one will see you in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet Vane Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Times like these are when I turn to Mr. Bean. My son thinks this particular clip is ROFLOL hilarious. Enjoy. I hope things improve for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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