Rebel Yell 5,418 Report post Posted June 19, 2012 My dog can't fly? Maybe you should have bought a parrot? :lol: ETA: someone beat me to it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandamom 333 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 What is your experience with Beautiful Feet? We have the stinky kind here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 My dog can't fly? What? Your dog can't fly? :confused: I wonder what is wrong with it? I thought all dogs could fly. My dog can. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Margaret in CO 20,607 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 but you are going to go to a REAL doctor, right? No, I picked a quack from out of the National Enquirer that specializes in snake oil! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theYoungerMrsWarde 1,527 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 but you are going to go to a REAL doctor, right? No, I picked a quack from out of the National Enquirer that specializes in snake oil! :lol: I always snicker when someone uses the word "quack" to describe a doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolphin 390 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 Let's count our blessings! 1, 2, 3, 4, ..... Moving is SO boring!!! not as much as standing still. If I had a question that I can't ask... ...then you couldn't get an answer. I totally missed the flying dog, I will have to go check that out :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariannNOVA 172 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 but you are going to go to a REAL doctor, right? No, I picked a quack from out of the National Enquirer that specializes in snake oil! :lol::lol::lol:I just came here to post exactly what you did!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariannNOVA 172 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 The library made me clean :001_huh: Well, if you say so, but a bar of soap and some water probably would have accomplished the same thing.;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theYoungerMrsWarde 1,527 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 The library made me clean Is that a new way of paying off late fees? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolphin 390 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 The library made me clean :001_huh: Well, if you say so, but a bar of soap and some water probably would have accomplished the same thing.;) The library made me clean Is that a new way of paying off late fees? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariannNOVA 172 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 Any ideas on what could cause these deficiencies? Off the top of my head, I would say a lack of something.:glare: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theYoungerMrsWarde 1,527 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! :lol: LOL!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 157,530 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! Which is the opposite of sucking it up. . . .:ack2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: LOL Awesome! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 My dog can't fly? Maybe you should have bought a parrot? :lol: ETA: someone beat me to it! But yours was funny, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 What is your secret weirdness? Well if I told you then it wouldn't be very secret would it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 52,389 Report post Posted June 23, 2012 What does your LA Curriculum look like? Well, I can tell you that it's not at all like my SF Curriculum. Regards, Kareni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariannNOVA 172 Report post Posted June 23, 2012 What does your LA Curriculum look like? Well, I can tell you that it's not at all like my SF Curriculum. Regards, Kareni Funny!!!!!!:lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariannNOVA 172 Report post Posted June 23, 2012 Woman is suing little league player after being hit by a ball Well, ime, it's typically a huge thing if a Little Leaguer hits ANYTHING so she should :chillpill:. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theYoungerMrsWarde 1,527 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 MIL for cheap or even free -- make an offer! PMS question (One under the other :D) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolphin 390 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 MIL for cheap or even free -- make an offer! PMS question (One under the other :D) They do sometimes come up in an interesting order.....:lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Vehicle what to do. Most people drive these. First day back to work...baby won't drink my frozen milk!! Have you tried to thaw this out? Most babies prefer warm milk over frozen :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Random foods poll... do you eat....? Yes I do eat I am pretty sure just about every human does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 157,530 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Clark - you're on a roll!:lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Need ideas to paint room educationally I am fairly certain no paint is educated they are all dumb How do you have your kids handle the independent portion of their work? They do this on their own Help! Need to sanitize after guests brought stomach flu! Wash them in soap and hot water you could also spray them with lysol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Clark - you're on a roll!:lol: I don't wanna do the dishes LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 I don't wanna do the dishes LOL ROFL!!! Great answer! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Atlantic article-- Women can't have it all Nope but we sure as heck can get half :lol::lol::lol: Language arts for British English - what do you use? Something British Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 What presidential facts do you consider important for children to know? Who the president is and where he lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 I'm hunting for poems! Suggestions?? Try a book of poems What to do with overgrown rosebush? You could maybe trim it down?? DUH Or stop feeding the thing so darn much Ok OK Dacia is going to do the dishes now but I will most likely have more smart a$$ remarks later!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 Spoiled Children You may have left them out too long they are most likely ruined, you will just have to throw those out and pick up some more :D Laughing gas for wisdom teeth removal? OK but if the dentist takes that he most likely will not be able to get your teeth out very well. So, who else is elbow deep in planning? Nope I am knee deep! Has anyone used magic jack for phone? I think most of us just uses a phone hun. If you had a devout mother? I probally would not have had the my mommy never loved me syndrome! THAT IS A JOKE MY MOTHER LOVED ME VERY MUCH she still does...I think LOL Is IEW as scary as it looks?? Not at all it is horrifying actually Run away NOW!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 So, this is where the $ goes Yep. The dollar sign goes BEFORE the numbers. I'm so glad you finally got it! Better late than never. :hurray: :cheers2: :party: :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 Junk Drawer Clean Out- I'll show you mine if you show me yours... I'm just amazed that you've managed to relegate your junk to just a single drawer! :ohmy: I have a Junk House!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idnib 15,805 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point? It's the thing they give you after you score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theYoungerMrsWarde 1,527 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :smilielol5::smilielol5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Yell 5,418 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :lol::lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 157,530 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: OT - Rebel Yell, what does your avatar say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolphin 390 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 So, this is where the $ goes Yep. The dollar sign goes BEFORE the numbers. I'm so glad you finally got it! Better late than never. :hurray: :cheers2: :party: :D sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :lol::lol::lol::lol: I love this game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolphin 390 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 Need ideas to paint room educationally I am fairly certain no paint is educated they are all dumb How do you have your kids handle the independent portion of their work? They do this on their own Help! Need to sanitize after guests brought stomach flu! Wash them in soap and hot water you could also spray them with lysol :lol::lol::lol: educational paint? I am off to find that thread. We are painting this weekend, but as we are also drinking wine I doubt it will be educational. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 Great deal on Cricket magazines :huh: I didn't know that crickets could even read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 Please Help - Cat Pee! I don't think it's possible to force a cat to pee. It's something they have to choose to do. Haven't you ever heard the saying, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a cat pee." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripe 4,168 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 Great deal on Cricket magazines :huh: I didn't know that crickets could even read. They get tired easily, so long novels are out of the question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripe 4,168 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 They get tired easily, so long novels are out of the question. S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. :lol::lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 Where were you in August 2003? Living in the past. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoVanGogh 1,140 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 We are paint this weekend, but as we are also drinking wine I doubt it will be educational. :lol:Love the grammar error. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibbygirl 94 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 My Kids sing off key -- please help Honestly, I think everyone will be so amazed that your goats can sing! They won't even care if it's a little off key. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idnib 15,805 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 OT - Rebel Yell, what does your avatar say? Not Rebel Yell, but I think the two dinosaurs are watching the ark depart and one of them says, "Oh, was that today?" I could be wrong though; it's a bit blurry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
