Ibbygirl Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Do my Kids need structure?? Ummm yeah! Without their skeletons they'd just flop around and be dead weight. Who wants that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Ways to make life easier the first few weeks post-partum... Mary Poppins? On the fence about which world history for 10th grade I would recommend this world. :lol: We have gas! I think it's great that you and your family can embrace it! You go girl!! Rock that stinky butt!! :party: :hurray: :thumbup: :cheers2: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Must read fiction book? Must read grammar book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Cross country vacation....how can it be done on a budget? Sit on the living room floor and just google places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 How to keep 2 year old in bed? rope and velcro straps should do the trick! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 How to keep 2 year old in bed? rope and velcro straps should do the trick! :) :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Need a system, being burried alive! Sister you need a shovel!!! Forget the system! Just dig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiopianFood Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Need a system, being burried alive! Sister you need a shovel!!! Forget the system! Just dig! :lol: And also so, so true! ;):tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 PSA- Gnats! They look just like regular gnats except they are more vocal and opinionated. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 How do children do this? Honestly. I'm still trying to figure it out. My best guess... it was a Twister game that went horribly wrong. Go figure! :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'm so behind Try this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Cross country vacation....how can it be done on a budget? Sit on the living room floor and just google places. Teehee :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 4th Graders and Camels At that tender age, maybe they should still be smoking something with a filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 4th Graders and Camels At that tender age, maybe they should still be smoking something with a filter. :lol::lol::lol: That's so bad (but in a good way)! I guess that's one way to get a kid to walk a mile. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 :lol::lol::lol:That's so bad (but in a good way)! I guess that's one way to get a kid to walk a mile. :tongue_smilie: :lol::lol:Good one :lol:-- i felt badly posting it - for about a minute -- but i couldn't resist. It is 'bad', isn't it? it was rather difficult finding THAT camel without a you know what hanging out of his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Need a system, being burried alive! Sister you need a shovel!!! Forget the system! Just dig! :lol::lol: 4th Graders and Camels At that tender age, maybe they should still be smoking something with a filter. I am glad I was not drinking anything when I read this! So bad, I am still giggling as I type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 4th Graders and Camels At that tender age, maybe they should still be smoking something with a filter. :lol: Yes! As homeschooers we should know this ... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 4th Graders and Camels At that tender age, maybe they should still be smoking something with a filter. :lol::lol::lol: Mariann for the win! :D hehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 AWWWW, thank you. :blushing: FTR, I really wanted to use the google image with the u-know-what hanging out of the camel's mouth.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 AWWWW, thank you. :blushing: FTR, I really wanted to use the google image with the u-know-what hanging out of the camel's mouth.;) By "u-know'what" I hope to God you're referring to a cigarette. If not, I'm even more out of the loop than I think I am. :001_huh::tongue_smilie::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 By "u-know'what" I hope to God you're referring to a cigarette. If not, I'm even more out of the loop than I think I am. :001_huh::tongue_smilie::lol: Yes, i am referring to a cigarette. I didn't know if it would get redacted here.:glare: And, truthfully, when I googled joe camel images, I was SHOCKED. Things in the desert are NOT the way I thought they were!:001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Yes, i am referring to a cigarette. I didn't know if it would get redacted here.:glare: And, truthfully, when I googled joe camel images, I was SHOCKED. Things in the desert are NOT the way I thought they were!:001_huh: LOL I'm afraid to google it to see what you mean. I'll take your word for it. I've had too many "surprises" pop up from Google searches. :001_huh::glare::tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Yes, i am referring to a cigarette. I didn't know if it would get redacted here.:glare: And, truthfully, when I googled joe camel images, I was SHOCKED. Things in the desert are NOT the way I thought they were!:001_huh: You KNOW I have to go google now. :glare::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 You KNOW I have to go google now. :glare::D you were warned! :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Why do homeschoolers eat their own? Because we like really high quality! :drool5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I didn't realize quite how many books we have... Must make shopping for booK shelves interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Why do homeschoolers eat their own? Because homegrown is so much better than processed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Why do homeschoolers eat their own? Because we like really high quality! :drool5: :lol: I didn't see yours before I posted! Very cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Why do homeschoolers eat their own? Because homegrown is so much better than processed! :lol::lol::lol: I love yours -- yours is better -- the word 'processed' is KEY!!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: I love yours -- yours is better -- the word 'processed' is KEY!!!!!:lol::lol::lol: well don't worry I may get a thought sometimes but you are still queen! :lol: I kept think mass produced too I read that title like 6 times trying to understand what she was saying then I finally just opened it LOL I thought it was about gardening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 What is the most sanitary way to clean a toilet? Have the kids do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I got checked out by a teenage boy!!! Well, duh, I get checked out by teenage boys all the time.....at Wegman's, WalMart, Target, CVS........Starbucks.... Oh.:001_huh: That's NOT what you meant?:confused1: Never mind.:leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 How many true friends do you have IRL? Why are you calling me IRL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Choosing a smart phone Personally, I'd rather go for a phone with a great personality. No 'poo mamas Prune juice. Or Miralax is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I need some excitement. Don't we all, honey. Don't we all. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Another baby name WWYD? WWYD would certainly be an unusual name. How precisely would you pronounce it? Regards, Kareni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Toss or eat??? Are we talking cookies? I'd much rather eat my cookies than toss my cookies.:ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Toss or eat??? Are we talking cookies? I'd much rather eat my cookies than toss my cookies.:ack2: :lol: :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 :lol: These are all great!!!!! When a child is "grounded" these days, what does it mean? You can skip the outlet covers and he'd make a good electrician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 can you freeze... I'm sure I could if I really applied myself. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 San Jose, Cupertino, San Francisco folks... Worst neighbors ever LOL Sorry! It was just sitting there staring at me. I couldn't resist! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Ugh...drama at my son's drama class Isn't that the point?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Cat people-help! Sorry hon. I wish I could offer you a hand, but I'm up to my ears in zombies. Zombies trump Catpeople. Actually, maybe we can get them together and my zombies can go after your catpeople. Kill two birds with one stone so to speak. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I talk to the trees Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Why? Because I said so, that's why! can you freeze... Yes, if I stand outside in January without a coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 trying to get away from the full-time sports bra my only advice is to run really fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 What do your kids do when they first wake up? When my kids wake up The Wild Rumpus begins and they do their war dance. Why? What do your kids do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalynnrmc Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Why does Amy Farrah Fowler? Because she can't hit the ball straight, I'd guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I am a piece of dead meat That's called a Cotard delusion, dear. alternatively... The zombie apocalypse has begun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 What do you do with your husband in the evenings? teA! or before or after I put him in his crate for the evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawndrese Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 King Tut! (I have been laughing out loud every time I see that thread, and picture this video from SNL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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