Dolphin Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The library made me clean :001_huh: Well, if you say so, but a bar of soap and some water probably would have accomplished the same thing.;) The library made me clean Is that a new way of paying off late fees? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Any ideas on what could cause these deficiencies? Off the top of my head, I would say a lack of something.:glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! :lol: LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 :lol::lol: If I'd been drinking something would have come out of my nose! Which is the opposite of sucking it up. . . .:ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Best vacuum cleaner? Usually it is the one which sucks the most :001_smile: LOL Awesome! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 My dog can't fly? Maybe you should have bought a parrot? :lol: ETA: someone beat me to it! But yours was funny, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What is your secret weirdness? Well if I told you then it wouldn't be very secret would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 What does your LA Curriculum look like? Well, I can tell you that it's not at all like my SF Curriculum. Regards, Kareni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 What does your LA Curriculum look like? Well, I can tell you that it's not at all like my SF Curriculum. Regards, Kareni Funny!!!!!!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Woman is suing little league player after being hit by a ball Well, ime, it's typically a huge thing if a Little Leaguer hits ANYTHING so she should :chillpill:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 MIL for cheap or even free -- make an offer! PMS question (One under the other :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 MIL for cheap or even free -- make an offer! PMS question (One under the other :D) They do sometimes come up in an interesting order.....:lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Vehicle what to do. Most people drive these. First day back to work...baby won't drink my frozen milk!! Have you tried to thaw this out? Most babies prefer warm milk over frozen :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Random foods poll... do you eat....? Yes I do eat I am pretty sure just about every human does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Clark - you're on a roll!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Need ideas to paint room educationally I am fairly certain no paint is educated they are all dumb How do you have your kids handle the independent portion of their work? They do this on their own Help! Need to sanitize after guests brought stomach flu! Wash them in soap and hot water you could also spray them with lysol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Clark - you're on a roll!:lol: I don't wanna do the dishes LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 I don't wanna do the dishes LOL ROFL!!! Great answer! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Atlantic article-- Women can't have it all Nope but we sure as heck can get half :lol::lol::lol: Language arts for British English - what do you use? Something British Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 What presidential facts do you consider important for children to know? Who the president is and where he lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 I'm hunting for poems! Suggestions?? Try a book of poems What to do with overgrown rosebush? You could maybe trim it down?? DUH Or stop feeding the thing so darn much Ok OK Dacia is going to do the dishes now but I will most likely have more smart a$$ remarks later!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Spoiled Children You may have left them out too long they are most likely ruined, you will just have to throw those out and pick up some more :D Laughing gas for wisdom teeth removal? OK but if the dentist takes that he most likely will not be able to get your teeth out very well. So, who else is elbow deep in planning? Nope I am knee deep! Has anyone used magic jack for phone? I think most of us just uses a phone hun. If you had a devout mother? I probally would not have had the my mommy never loved me syndrome! THAT IS A JOKE MY MOTHER LOVED ME VERY MUCH she still does...I think LOL Is IEW as scary as it looks?? Not at all it is horrifying actually Run away NOW!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 So, this is where the $ goes Yep. The dollar sign goes BEFORE the numbers. I'm so glad you finally got it! Better late than never. :hurray: :cheers2: :party: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Junk Drawer Clean Out- I'll show you mine if you show me yours... I'm just amazed that you've managed to relegate your junk to just a single drawer! :ohmy: I have a Junk House!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point? It's the thing they give you after you score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :smilielol5::smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: OT - Rebel Yell, what does your avatar say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 So, this is where the $ goes Yep. The dollar sign goes BEFORE the numbers. I'm so glad you finally got it! Better late than never. :hurray: :cheers2: :party: :D sports: what is the point?It's the thing they give you after you score. :lol::lol::lol::lol: I love this game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) Need ideas to paint room educationally I am fairly certain no paint is educated they are all dumb How do you have your kids handle the independent portion of their work? They do this on their own Help! Need to sanitize after guests brought stomach flu! Wash them in soap and hot water you could also spray them with lysol :lol::lol::lol: educational paint? I am off to find that thread. We are painting this weekend, but as we are also drinking wine I doubt it will be educational. Edited June 28, 2012 by Northwest_Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Great deal on Cricket magazines :huh: I didn't know that crickets could even read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Please Help - Cat Pee! I don't think it's possible to force a cat to pee. It's something they have to choose to do. Haven't you ever heard the saying, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a cat pee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Great deal on Cricket magazines :huh: I didn't know that crickets could even read. They get tired easily, so long novels are out of the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 They get tired easily, so long novels are out of the question. S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Where were you in August 2003? Living in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoVanGogh Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 We are paint this weekend, but as we are also drinking wine I doubt it will be educational. :lol:Love the grammar error. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 My Kids sing off key -- please help Honestly, I think everyone will be so amazed that your goats can sing! They won't even care if it's a little off key. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 OT - Rebel Yell, what does your avatar say? Not Rebel Yell, but I think the two dinosaurs are watching the ark depart and one of them says, "Oh, was that today?" I could be wrong though; it's a bit blurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: These are awesome!!!! Just wanted to say welcome to all those who have contributed to this thread! I'm so sorry I didn't respond to each individually, but honestly I was afraid of killing the thread - as I'm pretty good at doing. :tongue_smilie: I'm also trying to keep my embarrassingly high post count down. I just don't want anyone to think that they aren't valued here. So, if you've posted once or twice and didn't get a reply from me :tongue_smilie:please don't take that to mean you shouldn't keep right on posting. All are welcome here!!! I love the way everyone thinks when they read thread titles!!! :thumbup: Thank you to all ... the new posters, the once in a while posters, the frequent posters and the serial posters too! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Does anyone remember those little boxes of cereal? I think that some people must remember to buy them, otherwise we'd never see them in hotels anymore. Thank you to all ... the new posters' date=' the once in a while posters, the frequent posters and the serial posters too! [/quote'] Am I a frequent poster? or a cereal poster? Regards, Kareni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Not Rebel Yell, but I think the two dinosaurs are watching the ark depart and one of them says, "Oh, was that today?" I could be wrong though; it's a bit blurry. Correct! The original has a cuss word in it... I edited it to say "crud" instead, but for some reason when I post it online it just leaves a blank space. Someday soon I will find a decent picture of me and resize so I can use it here. But for now, it;s dinosaurs. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 Does anyone remember those little boxes of cereal? I think that some people must remember to buy them, otherwise we'd never see them in hotels anymore. Am I a frequent poster? or a cereal poster? Regards, Kareni :lol: Apparently both!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol:Love the grammar error. ;) Unfortunately more of a brain going faster than fingers problem. I am getting old.... S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. For some reason the clumping makes me think of cat litter, maybe because of the cat pee post? :lol: Apparently both!!! :lol: :lol::lol::lol: I think I am frequent, but not cereal (serial):D Thanks for starting the game. This is always a thread I can come to that makes me smile. If this the longest WTM thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I just organized the threads by thread count. This is the longest. There was another that got so long it had to be deleted as it was too big for the server to handle. Do you think we should have the mods lock this so it doesn't get deleted and start forum game 2? I would just hate to lose all this wonderful witty humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Correct! The original has a cuss word in it... I edited it to say "crud" instead, but for some reason when I post it online it just leaves a blank space. Either way, it's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Resource for picture study? Pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Correct! The original has a cuss word in it... I edited it to say "crud" instead, but for some reason when I post it online it just leaves a blank space. Someday soon I will find a decent picture of me and resize so I can use it here. But for now, it;s dinosaurs. :D Thanks. My middle aged eyes couldn't make out the words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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