bookfiend Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Student Portfolio Stored in Cloud?? Everybody's all happy until a rainy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Harry Potter - dangerous to have had in the house? Only if they are playing quidditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 (edited) Should I chew out my daughter's youth pastor or not? Maybe, if he's been slow roasted with barbeque sauce; otherwise they are just stringy and nasty. Edited May 1, 2011 by bookfiend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Harry Potter - dangerous to have had in the house? Only if they are playing quidditch. *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Please explain kitchen islands to me! They're surrounded on 4 sides by kids and dogs--unlike a peninsula which is only surrounded on 3 sides by kids and dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Books about non-dysfunctional families? I see I'm not the only one getting tired of reading about the "Royals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehogs4 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I probably shouldn't have said anything but I did... and now you're going to tell us alllllll about it, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehogs4 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Please explain kitchen islands to me um--you really need to get out more than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Stinky Feet - HELP! Look - I know I have a lot of nicknames but I thought I asked you to keep the Stinky Feet one private! Where Could Our Sheets be? Look on the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Besides Fly Lady and Spiderman are there any other insect superheros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 2, 2011 Author Share Posted May 2, 2011 Long shot, but... Anybody run and had dental surgery? If you did, was this immediately after you saw the bill??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 2, 2011 Author Share Posted May 2, 2011 School supply caddies - what works for you? Cool idea!!! My dd has always just carried her own ... I can hear her now ... "this looks like a long problem, give me a no. 2 with a good eraser ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternalknot Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 School supply caddies - what works for you? Cool idea!!! My dd has always just carried her own ... I can hear her now ... "this looks like a long problem' date=' give me a no. 2 with a good eraser ..."[/quote'] OK, lots of these are pretty funny but this one got me to chuckle out loud. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Is Bin Laden Really Dead? No, he was recently seen traveling with Elvis. (I was in NYC, I'm entitled to a bad joke.) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 2, 2011 Author Share Posted May 2, 2011 Is Bin Laden Really Dead? No, he was recently seen traveling with Elvis. (I was in NYC, I'm entitled to a bad joke.) :) :lol: I was going to post the same thing saying that they had been seen at the corner of Sunset Blvd and ... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 I have an op. to get BJU dirt cheap. Is it good? I'm sure it's good quality, but the shipping costs for topsoil would be a deal breaker for me. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Please explain kitchen islands to me! They're surrounded on 4 sides by kids and dogs--unlike a peninsula which is only surrounded on 3 sides by kids and dogs. :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Stopping the waterworks If you don't pay your bill, then you'll get pretty red-bordered one. If you ignore that one too. . . they'll stop the waterworks for you. Real easy and cheap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 I just need reaffirmation (sorry, it's long) Don't apologize! I hate long words too. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 If you read the WTM forum on your smartphone Does it get smarter? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 How do you get someone to see past the end of their own nose? By using a little something called Optometry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Encouraging little boys to sit still - ideas? Duct tape? If you have a kid that is a talker... Try duct tape. How do I get this stinkin toddler to sleep through the night? Duct tape kid to bed? I probably shouldn't have said anything, but I did. *clearing throat* *avoiding eye contact* *slight shifting of weight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 Duct tape is the original multi-tasker! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Apple Peach, Grapes, Kiwi, Pear . . . go ahead, you can think of more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNative Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Disney hotels for large families Mickey's Mormon Motel Can someone please explain this point of view to me? Yes, it's first person omniscient. Does SWB still do the handwritten daily list... Of topics that drive her and the moderators to drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNative Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Encouraging little boys to sit still - ideas? Duct tape? If you have a kid that is a talker... Try duct tape. How do I get this stinkin toddler to sleep through the night? Duct tape kid to bed? Those were my first thoughts when I first read those titles. Glad to see that more parents are embracing duct tape as a parenting method. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Read-Alouds and Yawning I suggest getting a more interesting book to read. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Explaining the WTM community The Ballad of TWTM (set to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to a story about Susan Wise B. a home-schooled kid and a smart chickadee, she grew up, went to college, wrote a book or two or three then started this forum as a place for you and me. WTM forums that is. Postin’ threads. Sentence diagramming. Well next you knew the forum grew and was the place to be, for hanging out and talkin’ ‘bout kids and BooKs and teA, killing kittens, knitting mittens and the wisdom of Rosie Shopping carts, circumcision and dh vasectomies. Crockpots that is. Shoes on? Shoes off? Now my song is through I hope that you will join our family, and share your heart and be a part of our community, sharings joys and sharing struggles as we raise our families, all united by a book from Susan Wise and her mommy. The Well Trained Mind that is. Thank you Susan. Thank you Jessie. :grouphug: :grouphug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Explaining the WTM community The Ballad of TWTM (set to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to a story about Susan Wise B. a home-schooled kid and a smart chickadee, she grew up, went to college, wrote a book or two or three then started this forum as a place for you and me. WTM forums that is. Postin’ threads. Sentence diagramming. Well next you knew the forum grew and was the place to be, for hanging out and talkin’ ‘bout kids and BooKs and teA, killing kittens, knitting mittens and the wisdom of Rosie Shopping carts, circumcision and dh vasectomies. Crockpots that is. Shoes on? Shoes off? Now my song is through I hope that you will join our family, and share your heart and be a part of our community, sharings joys and sharing struggles as we raise our families, all united by a book from Susan Wise and her mommy. The Well Trained Mind that is. Thank you Susan. Thank you Jessie. :grouphug: :grouphug: Thank you Ibby!!!!!!! :D This song needs to be made a sticky - maybe singing it should be required as part of the registration process. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Thank you Ibby!!!!!!! :D This song needs to be made a sticky - maybe singing it should be required as part of the registration process. :lol: LOL :lol::lol: Glad you liked it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Curricula you've been happy with this year...let's start a list Hmmmm let's see.... These were all a hit with my dd with me, not so much. :glare: Your body fluids and you (Biology) Architectural masterpieces made entirely out of spitballs and paper clips Gross kitchen science 101 creative uses for duct tape Grow your own parasite colony How to make firecrackers and smoke bombs at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Explaining the WTM community The Ballad of TWTM (set to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to a story about Susan Wise B. a home-schooled kid and a smart chickadee, she grew up, went to college, wrote a book or two or three then started this forum as a place for you and me. WTM forums that is. Postin’ threads. Sentence diagramming. Well next you knew the forum grew and was the place to be, for hanging out and talkin’ ‘bout kids and BooKs and teA, killing kittens, knitting mittens and the wisdom of Rosie Shopping carts, circumcision and dh vasectomies. Crockpots that is. Shoes on? Shoes off? Now my song is through I hope that you will join our family, and share your heart and be a part of our community, sharings joys and sharing struggles as we raise our families, all united by a book from Susan Wise and her mommy. The Well Trained Mind that is. Thank you Susan. Thank you Jessie. :grouphug: :grouphug: :lol: You are so creative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 :lol: You are so creative! Awwww shucks :blushing: Thank you ma'am. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Does the poop talk ever end? If it's a running conversation you're having, try taking some Imodium AD. That should stop it fast. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Help me with ideas for a fantasy themed birthday party Do these help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNative Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 :lol::lol: Though I think these might help for a fantasy themed Mothers day party, too. Help me with ideas for a fantasy themed birthday party Do these help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Breakfast for SS tomorrow Then later in the afternoon a BBQ for the Gestapo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Hoe do you count days. Only when I'm with you pimp daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Would you wear this shirt? Uhhhh no. :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNative Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Dd has tick in her head, can't remove it Guillotine is the traditional method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ibbygirl, you're on a roll today! Is your Mothers' Day gift unlimited time in bed with your laptop/ipad/other mobile internet device so you can post funny stuff all day? 'Cause that's the gift that keeps on giving...to us! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ibbygirl, you're on a roll today! Is your Mothers' Day gift unlimited time in bed with your laptop/ipad/other mobile internet device so you can post funny stuff all day? 'Cause that's the gift that keeps on giving...to us! :lol: :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 (edited) "Honestly mom!!! I didn't mean to set Will's (brother) butt on fire!!!!" Oh sure - like we haven't heard that one before. :toetap05: At least he told the truth - otherwise I'd have to say "liar, liar, pants on fire" :D Edited May 9, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Hoe do you count days. Only when I'm with you pimp daddy! ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 Calling all hair experts, is this possible Technically yes, but I'd hate to see the phone bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Love the ballad, Ibbygirl! What do you think of premonitions or foreknowledge? I knew you were going to ask that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 What do you think of premonitions or foreknowledge? I knew you were going to ask that. :lol: Funny, funny, funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Cheese Whizzes. . . I have a question Velveeta here, how may I help you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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