Ibbygirl Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 combining titles :D I need to lose weight...fast... Kid getting heavy.... Would this be a bad idea? Free cones at Ben & Jerry's today! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 more combining titles :D Admittedly not the biggest problem, but thin people please share. . . If you weren't "normal" as a child yourself, Are your good friends alot like you? Avoiding Laundry. What's your excuse? Dealing with Stress The packers come today... I'm outta here Miss this place! missing thread Should I be concerned My turn to ask Dr Hive How do I stalk someone on this board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 never take your 3 yo ds bra shopping.... If your 3 yo ds needs to go bra shopping, perhaps it's time for a trip to the endocrinologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 what do I need to know about a septic system They smell REALLY, REALLY bad! :ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Fish oil and Speech Issues? Well, normally you'd be on a stage so I don't think that they could smell your breath, but you might want to avoid mingling in the crowd afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 :lol: How do I quote a PM? "a PM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 (edited) If I needed to homeschool on a desert island, I would take.... I'm pretty sure I've got this one right ... A boat. Oh - and sunscreen. What do you do to dry your med - large dog after a bath? I think I've got the first step right - Take him out of the water? Edited April 14, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 At what age should I read LOTR to my dc? Unless you're a really, really young mom, you should be old enough now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 looking for 50/50 bread recipe Look no further. All of mine are that way. Half of the time the bread comes out great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 looking for 50/50 bread recipe Look no further. All of mine are that way. Half of the time the bread comes out great. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 (edited) How to deal with a glass-half-empty kid... Tell them to finish and put the glass in the dishwasher. Can you leave a church without there being baggage? :blink: How long do you stay for a service?!!! Edited April 14, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 6/7 year old girls. Can't you just say they're 10.28 months old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I bought everything!!!!!!! Everything?? Really? Where do you keep it?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 What gets rid of these bugs? Have you tried a flame thrower?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Pulled pork starting to get tiresome Maybe try pulling something smaller?? Like a chicken? That wouldn't be as heavy and probably wouldn't tire you out as much. Good luck that. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 Pot Shots at WTM This group is WAY too radical. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 FEED ME! well, ok........ come on over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Can you leave a church without there being baggage? How long do you stay for a service?!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Pulled pork starting to get tiresome Maybe try pulling something smaller?? Like a chicken? That wouldn't be as heavy and probably wouldn't tire you out as much. Good luck that. :) :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Is it legal to homeschool other kids in IL? That depends. Have the parents asked you to do this, or are you randomly snatching kids from the bus stop? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 At what age should I read LOTR to my dc? Unless you're a really' date=' really young mom, you should be old enough now.[/quote'] LIKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Is it legal to homeschool other kids in IL? That depends. Have the parents asked you to do this' date=' or are you randomly snatching kids from the bus stop? :001_huh:[/quote'] :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvbnhome Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 i don't wanna play....but am amazed by the number of replies to this thread. We're serial posters. :tongue_smilie: Next time you see a thread and think of a quick reply - come on over and post!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 s/o - Rice as a staple They always break in half when I try. Go back to the metal kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Is it legal to homeschool other kids in IL? That depends. Have the parents asked you to do this' date=' or are you randomly snatching kids from the bus stop? :001_huh:[/quote'] :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 s/o - Rice as a staple They always break in half when I try. Go back to the metal kind. what do I need for Conceptual Physics? Um, concepts??? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I didn't know this was the game you were playing! I play it all the time by myself! Why is my house so dusty? Because you're a bad person. This is not my best effort - it's just what popped into my head. I'll be funnier in the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) I didn't know this was the game you were playing! I play it all the time by myself! Why is my house so dusty? Because you're a bad person. This is not my best effort - it's just what popped into my head. I'll be funnier in the future! I thought it was funny. lol :) But for the record, Joann is very nice. :) Edited April 21, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Is it legal to homeschool other kids in IL? That depends. Have the parents asked you to do this' date=' or are you randomly snatching kids from the bus stop? :001_huh:[/quote'] :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Anti-tick precautions? If it's a clock that has you concerned, just removed the batteries - no tick, no tock :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Please tell me why my Apple charger always stops working! Apples are made to be eaten, not charged :D Edited April 21, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 My boys just saw a mountain lion. I tawt I saw a puddycat! I did! I did taw a puddycat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 when do you start saying no... I generally ease into it just before bedtime by casually mentioning that I have a terrible headache. Then if necessary, the direct "no" comes shortly thereafter. HTH! :D Anytime I am awake but want to be asleep. Either wait until I am awake or asleep if you think you can manage not to wake me. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Does anyone know of a good site with a variety of educational posters? Yes! It's called the Well-Trained Mind Forum.;) Why didn't I think of that? Of course, you all may look weird on my walls. :tongue_smilie: Edited April 21, 2011 by KidsHappen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entropymama Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Anytime I am awake but want to be asleep. Either wait until I am awake or asleep if you think you can manage not to wake me. ;) :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Near Death Experience, anyone? No thanks. I'm good. :) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Perhaps the mystery disappearance of OB tampons has been solved! But I still can't quite put my finger on it! :lol: That was funny especially for a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 * Oh yeah, well I'll see your * and raise you a @/#. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Oh yeah, well I'll see your * and raise you a @/#. :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Does anyone know of a good site with a variety of educational posters? Yes! It's called the Well-Trained Mind Forum.;) :001_smile: :lol: :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dd flying through math,... what to do? For starters, I'd hide the pixie dust and rethink the whole "faith, trust, and pixie dust" chant. Then, I'd probably ask her to take the wings off and have a seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 *warning: contains some language Well, it would be kind of hard to read without any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Not enough grown-up behavior to save this thread We have to be grown-ups now? I thought this was our playground. :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tammyw Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 What do you feed your kids? We're supposed to feed them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) I blame you Of course you do, but please consider. . .it may or may not have been me. I'm not saying that it was or it wasn't, it's as possible as impossible, I can't be sure, but it's definitely, maybe, in all probability, there's almost certainly the potential, a likely chance, that it probably is or is not my fault. Oh, nevermind. . .right back at ya! :cheers2: Edited April 22, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 We left the garage door open and someone stole some stuff. And now children. . .a short, practical lesson in logic: ~ door left unlocked and open = stuff go missing ~ door locked and closed = stuff stay inside Knock, knock. Who's there? Burglar. Burglar who? Burglar who steal stuff from open garage :scared: Class dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 *warning: contains some language Well, it would be kind of hard to read without any. :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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