*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Forced to work without pay. Job Title: Mother No pay, but great benefits :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What's your experience with 529 college plans? It's great to have dreams and while I'm certainly no expert...I'm going to suggest that you narrow this down to a much more reasonable one or two college plans :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 If not natural progesterone cream...then what? If not me, then who? If not today, then when? If not "because I said so", then why? If not here, then where? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternalknot Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What *are* people entitled to? My opinion. And the prerogative to be wrong by disagreeing with it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 How do children make it onto school buses? Help Run as fast as they can and make a flying leap through the door before it gets closed by the driver and trying to grab hold of the handrail.... If your child isn't gymnastic orieented you might want to just drive them to school yourself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 My hens are on strike. They must have been watching too much Click Clack Moo!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 How long do you make your child Mine have all taken around 41 weeks. YMMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Did your baby "drop" before birth? No, we always dropped him after he was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) How long do you usually leave people on your IGNORE list? No list necessary. I'm so good at ignoring people that once I start I completely forget about them :D Edited June 8, 2011 by theYoungerMrsWarde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 How long do you make your child Mine have all taken around 41 weeks. YMMV. That was my line of thinking, too! :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Quick grammar question: Answer: it's suppose to be "Quick grammar question?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Trying to avoid bitterness Don't eat baking chocolate, brussel sprouts, or black coffee :ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Yes, another iPad question Shouldn't this belong with the bOOK shelves threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 What is the going rate for a pet sitter? One treat every time your pets sits in the beginning, but once they're trained you can just say "good boy/girl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Why, Oh Why, Do Libraries have to Weed Books? Because they choke out the new growing books that are suppose to be there. :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Hawaii-which island? It's the biggest one, also known as "The Big Island." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Which stall do you gravitate towards? The ones with the pretty horses in them :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 :lol: Stuck between two nephews -- what would you do? Call uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Okay!!! I started a thread about what you do when you are sad/mad/etc. THIS thread is now my new answer!!! SOOO FUNNY! And they just..keep..coming....:lol::lol::lol: LOVE IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Glad you're having fun! :D Do you leave your keys in your car? Keep trying to find a different way to drive, but so far this is the only thing that works. :auto: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Found a 2 ft. black snake stuck to a glue trap Don't tell me this is part of a scavenger hunt!!! :svengo: But congratulations!!! I'm sure you'll win! :) Can't imagine there are too many of those out there. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 So...Anthony Weiner.... I could be wrong, but I don't think he's a member on here. But I hear he's on twitter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Does your husband care how much you weigh? You tell your husband how much you weigh?! :svengo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Sibling Rivalry Ideas PLEASE?! Ok, I only have a minute, because my girls are upstairs tearing each other's hair out, but here are a few ideas that have worked in our home: 1. Give only one sibling a piece of cake after dinner. 2. Let them figure out for themselves which child gets to play with the new toy first. HTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Are YA books too dark? No, my books aren't that dark, but then again I do use a flashlight when I'm reading them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 abortion and circumcision...correlation? Yes. Only non-aborted boys can be circumcised. *groan* (It wouldn't get out of my head! So here it is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 How old is too old to be spanked? About 85, after that there's too much risk of hip fracture and you'll need to cut out the S&M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 what would you give your 7 year old for his birthaday? A voucher for a boob job. Oh. Wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) Above-ground pool on Freecycle: good idea, or bad? Much better idea than an in-ground pool. :001_huh: Edited June 12, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 How old is too old to be spanked? About 85, after that there's too much risk of hip fracture and you'll need to cut out the S&M. :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Help! Tempermental dishwasher! You just need to withhold his/her allowance or nab that iPod until the attitude goes away. :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad 4 Boys Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Can We Talk About Dating? Yeah, but my wife's not going to let me go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Can We Talk About Dating? Yeah, but my wife's not going to let me go. You got that right! Love ya! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 If you have ever had a sub zero refrigerator... It's probably not broken. That's the freezer section. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Help, My Cats Are Spoiled Just throw them out and cook some more AWWW you like cats? I do too. Let's exchange recipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 HELP WITH HAND SEWING QUESTION I don't think those are suppose to be sewed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 S/O how many threads do you feel you have killed? Over the years of embroidery projects and just plain sewing, I'd have to say somewhere between the 100's and 1,000's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 LDS Homeschoolers Sorry, but every time I look at this I feel like a dyslexic druggie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 My son passed his road test, and will soon be a fully licensed driver! Thank you for the warning! *ducks and covers*:auto::leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 My son passed his road test, and will soon be a fully licensed driver! Thank you for the warning! *ducks and covers*:auto::leaving: So funny! What do you feel is lacking in homeschool curriculum? Chocolate - one piece per lesson, minimum Starbucks gift card would be nice Tiara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 What do you feel is lacking in homeschool curriculum? Chocolate - one piece per lesson, minimum Starbucks gift card would be nice Tiara Oh ya! I agree! Can I add, a maid to clean the house while I'm teaching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Is this Crazy to even consider? Yes! Oh...what were we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Anybody seen Red Riding Hood? No...I think the Wolf found her first...:svengo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Natural Gas Easements--anyone know anything about these? Don't eat as many beans and broccoli. There is also a position that helps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 How do YOU choose curriculum? Eeny meeny minny moe ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 My son passed his road test, and will soon be a fully licensed driver! Thank you for the warning! *ducks and covers*:auto::leaving: :lol::lol::lol: Hey, that one was mine... :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Anyone a perennial guru? Not me. I'm only a guru in the winter. The rest of the year I'm just a normal person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Okay, Mama's how do you handle reentry? :scared: :blushing::leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 does this exist? As long as the board monitor doesn't delete it :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Oh ya! I agree! Can I add, a maid to clean the house while I'm teaching? Absolutely! She comes with the deluxe edition of "homeschool curriculum". (Sorry, I haven't been logged in here for awhile!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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