KingM Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Ah, this web site brought a smile to my face. It's a service to take care of your animals after you've been carried up in the Rapture. You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satori Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Hehe! Our household has room to take in 2 pets. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdogs29906 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That's awesome! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 The entrepreneurial mind at work LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That is hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangermom Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I saw that the other day and I wish I'd thought of it! Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 LOL!! That's hysterical!! We can't take any cats, due to allergies, but would be able to take a dog or two. Noticed they don't have any volunteers in Virginia...I may have to sign up! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm a Christian, I don't believe in a Rapture....so thanks, but I've got it handled ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Have you seen this? It is run by christians, but would be a good companion service to the pet service. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 My response to both services is, "oh, brother". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peek a Boo Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 ROTFLOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swimmermom3 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Have you seen this? It is run by christians, but would be a good companion service to the pet service. ;) Rendered. speechless.:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbasil Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I heard someone on the radio the other day (Dave Ramsey maybe?) talking about a new bank... "The Reincarnation Bank" I think it was called. Basically, you deposit your money in the bank and then when you're reincarnated, you can go back and claim it. :lol: Hmmm... I'm not sure how that would work, exactly. They say they'll put you under hypnosis to remember your past life so that you can access your money. But what if you're now a squirrel? Or a juniper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I heard someone on the radio the other day (Dave Ramsey maybe?) talking about a new bank... "The Reincarnation Bank" I think it was called. Basically, you deposit your money in the bank and then when you're reincarnated, you can go back and claim it. :lol: Hmmm... I'm not sure how that would work, exactly. They say they'll put you under hypnosis to remember your past life so that you can access your money. But what if you're now a squirrel? Or a juniper? :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I heard someone on the radio the other day (Dave Ramsey maybe?) talking about a new bank... "The Reincarnation Bank" I think it was called. Basically, you deposit your money in the bank and then when you're reincarnated, you can go back and claim it. :lol: Hmmm... I'm not sure how that would work, exactly. They say they'll put you under hypnosis to remember your past life so that you can access your money. But what if you're now a squirrel? Or a juniper? Hey, I'm going to show up and say I'm the reincarnation of Donald Trump, fake my way through a "hypnosis" and walk away rich rich rich! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Queen Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 ROTFLOL to both of them. It's really too funny either way. I mean, if you're a christian your life should be an example (imperfect as it is) and you shouldn't need pay to leave messages for friends and family who believe differently. As far as the pet angle?!?! A fool and his money..... :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela H in Texas Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I thought that the first one was hilarious. We all got a laugh out of that one. Audrey's link just made me sad though. I can't figure a way to state why without offending many Christians on this board though so I just won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Hey, I'm going to show up and say I'm the reincarnation of Donald Trump, fake my way through a "hypnosis" and walk away rich rich rich! :lol: :iagree: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orthodox6 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Since there is no "Rapture" (alien to our faith's theology), I don't know what to advise ! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) Funny! I'm already getting my mother's dog, however. I very much hope that Christian dogs are included in the rapture, becasue my mother's dog is dumb as a brick and likes to be carried in a handbag. I am pretty sure my chickens will eat him. Edited August 24, 2009 by LibraryLover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Funny! I'm already getting my mother's dog, however. I very much hope that Christian dogs are included in the rapture, becasue my mother's dog is dumb as a brick and likes to be carried in a handbag. I am pretty sure my chickens will eat him. :lol: Poor pooch...he's unwanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I thought that the first one was hilarious. We all got a laugh out of that one. Audrey's link just made me sad though. I can't figure a way to state why without offending many Christians on this board though so I just won't. I didn't post it to make you sad, Pamela. Sorry. Actually, if you just google "rapture service" you'll see that there are several sites doing very similar things. Some are run by christians, some are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli in TN Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 http://www.reincarnationbank.com/index.html You can't take it with you, but perhaps you can come back and get it later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela H in Texas Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I know Audrey. It's not YOUR fault people believe what they believe or do what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretty in Pink Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 The original link cracked me up. Thanks for sharing.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Both links were hysterical! Thanks! And as an added bonus, I discovered the Camel. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheilaZ Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm a Christian, I don't believe in a Rapture....so thanks, but I've got it handled ;) Me either, I would volunteer to take care of pets but there's no sense in volunteering for something that I don't ever think is going to happen. Plus, I think when the final day comes, my pets will get to be with me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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