KrissiK Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We are being invaded by crane flies. Dd is walking around with a broom smashing them on windows and walls. Is it any wonder I am drinking my afternoon cuppa at 9:30 in the morning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm tired. DD is asleep. She's holding at 99, but I'm glad she's sleeping because her tummy is still hurting a lot. in my books, child abdominal pain that lasts longer than 24h warrants a dr check the vomiting might by a symptom of, and not a cause of the pain, kwim? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Ivy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Leeches. Aren't you supposed to put leaches on people? For something? Make sure it's only organic leeches. Also, I know of an MLM that sells the purest form of leeches. They're the new essential oil! They'll cure anything! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We have no butter in the house. We may all die. No butter? :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :svengo: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Ivy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm tired. DD is asleep. She's holding at 99, but I'm glad she's sleeping because her tummy is still hurting a lot. Poor kiddo. I know that a while ago, we had a virus going around that involved horrible stomach pains and fevers. Never much throwing up, but you felt absolutely miserable. If she's still hurting, though, I'd probably take her to the doctor just to make sure it's not pancreatitis, appendix, etc. Hope you all figure it out soon. *hugs* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Do you think we could market our own brand of duct tape? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/cCqgUsV.gif 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/cCqgUsV.gif STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! :crying: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Leeches. Aren't you supposed to put leaches on people? For something? Exactly. And you take them off with duct tape. Duh. Everyone knows this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! :crying: :lol: Wasn't aimed at you. I just LOL'd when I saw it and figured I would share. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 This one may not be appropriate for some viewers: https://i.imgur.com/RmnlVvy.gifv 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Panda. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just stepped into a pool of warm liquid in my kitchen. It has sloshed under my refrigerator. I thought we were past this point in potty training. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just stepped into a pool of warm liquid in my kitchen. It has sloshed under my refrigerator. I thought we were past this point in potty training. That deserves a virtual hug. :grouphug: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Do you think we could market our own brand of duct tape? Of course! The print would be of elephant ninjas. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just googled elephant ninja duct tape and got some strange things. I don't recommend it, but I'l share this. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Thanks for the suggestion of taking her to dr. I think she's okay, but I'll keep an eye on her tummy pain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just googled elephant ninja duct tape and got some strange things. I don't recommend it, but I'l share this. Heck of a time to run out of likes. Love it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just stepped into a pool of warm liquid in my kitchen. It has sloshed under my refrigerator. I thought we were past this point in potty training. Oh mercy! I'm sorry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 For a fever, slather skin with salted butter and roll in a tub filled with poppy or sunflower seeds. For a cold, alternate swinging (on a swingset) vigorously for 10 minutes and laying face down on a wooden plank. Might work, might not. :D Silly Susan. You treat both with duct tape. Duh. Leeches. Aren't you supposed to put leaches on people? For something? Make sure it's only organic leeches. Also, I know of an MLM that sells the purest form of leeches. They're the new essential oil! They'll cure anything! Exactly. And you take them off with duct tape. Duh. Everyone knows this. Ya got all this, Renai? I'm thinking an appendix to the ITT cookbook titled, " Medical Advice You Can Trust!" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I am very mean to Libby the Disabled Wonder dog. I put her outside with Rocky in the nice sunshine. She is looking very mournful. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 My vicious attack cat just disabled a threatening garden hose. I feel so much safer with her around! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We've been saved from rattlesnakes by dogs and cats...I'd totally be praising your kitteh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I don't think the grout in this house is sealed. I shall be spending some part of this weekend with a scrub brush as the grout in the kitchen tile has odor now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I went for a walk with the dogs & ran into chatty neighbour so we had a long gab. I realized half way through I'd forgotten her name but I'm old & brave now & just point blank said "um sorry, I've realized I've forgotten your name" ds goofs off if I'm not here to laser him with my eyes so now he's 'behind' on his math.It's so amazingly gorgeously warm today. I wish I could just go to the beach but in solidarity with studying for finals dd we're quietly hanging out at home. My kids both pomodoro their time & they're spending their breaks on the deck. I hope the guy with the leafblower quits so we can go back to listening to birds. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I don't think the grout in this house is sealed. I shall be spending some part of this weekend with a scrub brush as the grout in the kitchen tile has odor now. ugh, btdt. enzymatic pet cleanser sprayed on & then put damp wrung out cloth over it to stop it evaporating out. Repeat a couple times and that usually does it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I wanna work out. 5 years ago you never would have guessed that I would be one of those types of people, but now I am and I wanna work out. I wanna sweat and grunt and hurt and I'm really pissed off that I can't. I want my fiestawear and tablet, and now I want diamond earrings because of my stupid husband, but I can't have any of it because we're poor. I think I need chips. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Ya got all this, Renai? I'm thinking an appendix to the ITT cookbook titled, " Medical Advice You Can Trust!" thanks for putting it all in one place. :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I just stepped into a pool of warm liquid in my kitchen. It has sloshed under my refrigerator. I thought we were past this point in potty training. Aaaaaaack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I wanna work out. 5 years ago you never would have guessed that I would be one of those types of people, but now I am and I wanna work out. I wanna sweat and grunt and hurt and I'm really pissed off that I can't. I want my fiestawear and tablet, and now I want diamond earrings because of my stupid husband, but I can't have any of it because we're poor. I think I need chips. Corn tortilla chips. With salsa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh, wait. Salsa may not agree. Skip salsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh, wait. Salsa may not agree. Skip salsa. That's the plan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Well, got my end of year evaluation done. Now, I'm trying to crank out 25 portfolio documents by Tuesday. I should do more, considering I have 110 to do altogether by the end of April. Technically, by the first Friday in May, but I'm shooting for the last Friday in April. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I don't think the grout in this house is sealed. I shall be spending some part of this weekend with a scrub brush as the grout in the kitchen tile has odor now. I hate grout. I hate my grout. If you want, I'll hate your grout too. I never want grout and tile again. ever. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I went for a walk with the dogs & ran into chatty neighbour so we had a long gab. I realized half way through I'd forgotten her name but I'm old & brave now & just point blank said "um sorry, I've realized I've forgotten your name" ds goofs off if I'm not here to laser him with my eyes so now he's 'behind' on his math. It's so amazingly gorgeously warm today. I wish I could just go to the beach but in solidarity with studying for finals dd we're quietly hanging out at home. My kids both pomodoro their time & they're spending their breaks on the deck. I hope the guy with the leafblower quits so we can go back to listening to birds. Sounds lovely! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I hate grout. I hate my grout. If you want, I'll hate your grout too. I never want grout and tile again. ever. Please do. We were happy to find a carpet free home in our price range, but I super hate tile. It's great for a number of reasons for this locale, but grout is the pits. If the money tree in our back yard ever bears fruit, we're going to put in hardwoods throughout the house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I wanna work out. 5 years ago you never would have guessed that I would be one of those types of people, but now I am and I wanna work out. I wanna sweat and grunt and hurt and I'm really pissed off that I can't. I want my fiestawear and tablet, and now I want diamond earrings because of my stupid husband, but I can't have any of it because we're poor. I think I need chips. CHIPS! with lots of toppings that you probably can't eat right now! yummy! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Hallway closet is organized. I'm going to tackle the kitchen and head off to the park with the littles so that the house is quiet for oldest to finish up his stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Ivy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 What do I want for dinner? I could cook or we could go out. I just can't decide. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Go out!! I want Mexican. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Go out!! I want Mexican. Cook Mexican. It tastes better. Well, at least mine does. Hmmm. For some stuff. Some stuff is better when made with other hands. Yeah, that's it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Go out!! I want Mexican. We are eating in - mini bean burritos. Or, "bean burritos eaten in fajita-sized tortillas" because that is all we have. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Well, got my end of year evaluation done. Now, I'm trying to crank out 25 portfolio documents by Tuesday. I should do more, considering I have 110 to do altogether by the end of April. Technically, by the first Friday in May, but I'm shooting for the last Friday in April. Extra points for quoting myself. Not to mention, the family summary reports I also have to complete. You know, the ones that were supposed to be started at the beginning of the year, given an update in the middle, and finishing off at the end? PLUS the whole thingamabob where we check off all the rubrics for each Indicator to give to the parents. Yeah, all that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Ivy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Go out!! I want Mexican. Cook Mexican. It tastes better. Well, at least mine does. Hmmm. For some stuff. Some stuff is better when made with other hands. Yeah, that's it. We are eating in - mini bean burritos. Or, "bean burritos eaten in fajita-sized tortillas" because that is all we have. I'm thinking maybe going to The Great American Taco Company. I just ate there yesterday and feel like I am required by matrimonial law to introduce my husband to it. ;) Their tacos are a freaking pound!! That will suffice for Mexican, right? :D 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I hate filing! :smash: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I hate filing! :smash: Get it done. (if she can be Ms. Bossypants, so can I!) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 (edited) thanks for putting it all in one place. :DNo problem! Oh my, and that's a Booya/h for me! Woohoo! Edited April 8, 2016 by KrissiK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Five portfolio forms done on one Indicator. I need at least 5 from each of 5 indicators for the consultant to look at on Wednesday. I saw more photos in this particular Indicator file, and feel I should go ahead and do those. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Get it done. (if she can be Ms. Bossypants, so can I!) :gnorsi: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I am listening to very scratchy Muzak while waiting to talk to the mortgage company. At least if you're going to force me to listen to Muzak, make it good quality! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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