Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I will soon be purchasing The Elements of Style by Strunk and White. Hopefully there will be visible improvements in my grammar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I read KJV and begin sentences with and all of the time. People correct me and I tell them to bite me. This was not a Christian thing to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 :D :glare: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 The only instruction on comma placement I've ever received was that you should place commas anywhere there's a pause and when listing things. In a sentence that has a conjunction (which is what "and" and "but" are), the conjunction would precede the conjunction, not follow it "I went to the store, and I bought some Silly String," not "I went to the store and, I bought some Silly String." "I brought the Silly String home with plans of flash mob-type adventures, but I was surrounded by spoil-sports who wouldn't play with me," not "I brought the Silly String home with plans of flash mob-type adventures but, I was surrounded by spoil-sports who wouldn't play with me." Sometimes in speech we pause for emphasis, which isn't always a good way to decide where commas go in written sentences. :-) I have a friend who has a Master's degree in...something, I forget what...and she *always* puts the comma after the conjunction. I guess higher education doesn't always result in knowing proper grammar, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 In a sentence that has a conjunction (which is what "and" and "but" are), the conjunction would precede the conjunction, not follow it "I went to the store, and I bought some Silly String," not "I went to the store and, I bought some Silly String." "I brought the Silly String home with plans of flash mob-type adventures, but I was surrounded by spoil-sports who wouldn't play with me," not "I brought the Silly String home with plans of flash mob-type adventures but, I was surrounded by spoil-sports who wouldn't play with me." Sometimes in speech we pause for emphasis, which isn't always a good way to decide where commas go in written sentences. :-) I have a friend who has a Master's degree in...something, I forget what...and she *always* puts the comma after the conjunction. I guess higher education doesn't always result in knowing proper grammar, lol. Very true! I just want to improve my grammar so that I teach my children correctly and because bad grammar is often associated with stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 We didn't get the apartment. I could cry. Imma go eat breakfast. See ya later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 And the day starts with a discussion of vomiting. :huh: This thread is epic. I think Lotsoflittleducklings wins the laundry wars. Hers is a system that I can implement. texasmama, I love your Pyr! One is on my wish list, just as soon as we get the sheep. (For inside, I have a GSD, a breed that lives to serve. :patriot: It will be interesting to see if I survive a guardian dog.) <saving my Pyr for JoJosmom> She arrived in our yard one day about a year ago. I went out to run her off and instead, we made friends. <sigh> So now we have a large, uncivilized, supermodel dog. I think she was about a year old when we found her so we will have her for a good ten years. I treated her for ticks and fleas, spayed her, and got her shots. I think she was dumped by someone who wanted a cute puppy, not a huge dog. True LGDs are fabulous and low maintenance. My Pyr is bored and needs a friend and a bigger fenced area to roam in and protect us. Recently I considered for a hot minute adopting a male Mastiff mix (125 pounds) to be her friend. What the heck would I do with 200 pounds of dog? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 We didn't get the apartment. I could cry. Imma go eat breakfast. See ya later. :( I'm sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Off to work. See you guys tonight. :seeya: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 We didn't get the apartment. I could cry. :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: I'm so sorry, honey girl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I threw in the comma because it looked weird to have two and's next to each other. :D Kitten killer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I will soon be purchasing The Elements of Style by Strunk and White. Hopefully there will be visible improvements in my grammar. Best. Book. Ever. (Well, aside from The Good Book.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I own that book, too. But I suspect that I own all the books. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 We didn't get the apartment. I could cry. Imma go eat breakfast. See ya later. Sorry, Slash. :sad: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 <saving my Pyr for JoJosmom> She arrived in our yard one day about a year ago. I went out to run her off and instead, we made friends. <sigh> So now we have a large, uncivilized, supermodel dog. I think she was about a year old when we found her so we will have her for a good ten years. I treated her for ticks and fleas, spayed her, and got her shots. I think she was dumped by someone who wanted a cute puppy, not a huge dog. True LGDs are fabulous and low maintenance. My Pyr is bored and needs a friend and a bigger fenced area to roam in and protect us. Recently I considered for a hot minute adopting a male Mastiff mix (125 pounds) to be her friend. What the heck would I do with 200 pounds of dog? Shovel a whole lotta poop, sister. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I own that book, too. But I suspect that I own all the books. And this is why I :001_wub: you. JoJosMom :zombiechase: texasmama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 And this is why I :001_wub: you. JoJosMom :zombiechase: texasmama. Because of Strunk and White or because I own all of the books? I must know. :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Because of Strunk and White or because I own all of the books? I must know. :D Both! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Both! E. All the above :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Best. Book. Ever. (Well, aside from The Good Book.) Good to hear! I own that book, too. But I suspect that I own all the books. Can I come over to your house and play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Can I come over to your house and play? Yes. And I will send you home with all of my unwanted duplicates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yes. And I will send you home with all of my unwanted duplicates. :hurray: And also a little :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 :hurray: And also a little :mellow: Why a little :mellow: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Why a little :mellow: ? I'm trying to get *rid* of stuff. Have you missed all of my minimalist bragging posts? We have less than half of what we had when we got married. Seriously. I want to cut it in half again. My husband was raised by packrats. It took him 7 years to jump on the less stuff more life train, but when he saw the peace it brought me he was all in. He's a good man. I used to spend 5 hours every Friday cleaning. Now it takes me ONE hour to clean the bathroom, kitchen, dust, vacuum, and mop. One. As in 4 less than 5. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I had 27 pinterst notifications. I don't believe I've ever had more than 3. Hi guys. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Ahhhh, I get it now. You may want to stick to Kindle books. :D I like the feel of them in my hand and the way the old ones smell. I could go on and on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Ahhhh, I get it now. You may want to stick to Kindle books. :D I like the feel of them in my hand and the way the old ones smell. I could go on and on. I'm dyslexic and being able to make the font old lady size has changed reading for me forever. Also, I do have one 5 tear(?) bookshelf of just books already. Eta: And 2 more shelves of kids books. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm dyslexic and being able to make the font old lady size has changed reading for me forever. Also, I do have one 5 tear(?) bookshelf of just books already. Eta: And 2 more shelves of kids books. tier I am old so it seems helpful to get the font larger. Instead, I just wear reading glasses. :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 just checking in.I have 210 lbs of dogs.I'm following Slache on pinterest.I'm eating soup with alarmingly large beans in it. The size of big mandarin orange segments. Feel like an odd vegan for not really loving them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 just checking in. I have 210 lbs of dogs. I'm following Slache on pinterest. I'm eating soup with alarmingly large beans in it. The size of big mandarin orange segments. Feel like an odd vegan for not really loving them. Okay vegan girl, it is fortuitous that you stopped in because my dad gave me two pounds of dried organic garbanzo beans, and I am at a loss. He's always throwing me these curve balls. What would you do in my shoes? (Not vegan or vegetarian here, but I need a bean expert and you will do!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Oh but I'm the vegan that detests cooking... I love chickpeas though! Dried beans are not my forte (though I love growing them & playing with them. We used to have a whole bunch of different colored beans that we grew & the kids used instead of a rice table & for counting... Now I'm getting maudlin & sentimental. Where have my babies gone??????) I think I'd be tempted to cook them & then make roast chickpeas (for snacking on) with some & use the rest for a chana masalahttp://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-recipe/oven-roasted-chickpeas/http://cookieandkate.com/2014/quick-vegan-chana-masala/ & how to cook the suckers in the first place: http://thewimpyvegetarian.com/my-pantry/cooking-chickpeas-from-a-dried-form/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Oh but I'm the vegan that detests cooking... I love chickpeas though! Dried beans are not my forte (though I love growing them & playing with them. We used to have a whole bunch of different colored beans that we grew & the kids used instead of a rice table & for counting... Now I'm getting maudlin & sentimental. Where have my babies gone??????) I think I'd be tempted to cook them & then make roast chickpeas (for snacking on) with some & use the rest for a chana masala http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-recipe/oven-roasted-chickpeas/ http://cookieandkate.com/2014/quick-vegan-chana-masala/ & how to cook the suckers in the first place: http://thewimpyvegetarian.com/my-pantry/cooking-chickpeas-from-a-dried-form/ Thank you! I have garam masala. Love the warmth and spice of Indian food. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Because of Strunk and White or because I own all of the books? I must know. :D Oh, poop. I think I missed my cue. How about, "Get used to disappointment." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Okay vegan girl, it is fortuitous that you stopped in because my dad gave me two pounds of dried organic garbanzo beans, and I am at a loss. He's always throwing me these curve balls. What would you do in my shoes? (Not vegan or vegetarian here, but I need a bean expert and you will do!) Chickpeas are hummus waiting to happen. Mmmm, hummus. And you can make it Indian-flavorish, with a curry blend or garam masala. I don't know that there's a wrong way to make hummus. Mmmm, hummus. I think I'm gonna go fire up the Vita Mix now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Chickpeas are hummus waiting to happen. Mmmm, hummus. And you can make it Indian-flavorish, with a curry blend or garam masala. I don't know that there's a wrong way to make hummus. Mmmm, hummus. I think I'm gonna go fire up the Vita Mix now! I also like hummus. We are bursting at the seams in the fridge and freezer and overflow garage freezer department due to various things all at once, but as soon as I can, I will be addressing my garbanzo/chickpea situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I have already decided that I am hosting a summer gathering of the fabulous people here in the "Ignore this thread!" thread so please clear your calendars. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I have already decided that I am hosting a summer gathering of the fabulous people here in the "Ignore this thread!" thread so please clear your calendars. Oh, boy! Slumber party! Count me in! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I have already decided that I am hosting a summer gathering of the fabulous people here in the "Ignore this thread!" thread so please clear your calendars. Oh, and can we watch "The Princess Bride?" I'll bring duct tape, so Slash can't get away. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Oh, and can we watch "The Princess Bride?" I'll bring duct tape, so Slash can't get away. For sure. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Did someone say something about a silly string flash mob in Texas?? ooooh ooooh oooooh oooooh OOOOOOOH! I'm in!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Did someone say something about a silly string flash mob in Texas?? ooooh ooooh oooooh oooooh OOOOOOOH! I'm in!!!!! Yes, this, too. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Ooooh! Ooooh! I want to come too. I posted way back on page 2, I think, and revealed what this whole thread was about. :laugh: Also I have read every single post, and even searched this thread to find the ninja ball video. It is on page 20. :lol: So I am very dedicated and I have always wanted to try hummus. This is taking a lot of courage because I love to stay at home, and I have no friends. :leaving: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Ooooh! Ooooh! I want to come too. I posted way back on page 2, I think, and revealed what this whole thread was about. :laugh: Also I have read every single post, and even searched this thread to find the ninja ball video. It is on page 20. :lol: So I am very dedicated and I have always wanted to try hummus. This is taking a lot of courage because I love to stay at home, and I have no friends. :leaving: You had me at self-deprecating humor. It gets me every time. You are in. :) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I will also invite SWB. She looks like a silly string fan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 just checking in. I have 210 lbs of dogs. I'm following Slache on pinterest. I'm eating soup with alarmingly large beans in it. The size of big mandarin orange segments. Feel like an odd vegan for not really loving them. Are you m? Chickpeas are hummus waiting to happen. Mmmm, hummus. And you can make it Indian-flavorish, with a curry blend or garam masala. I don't know that there's a wrong way to make hummus. Mmmm, hummus. I think I'm gonna go fire up the Vita Mix now! Is this why I can't make hummus? Oh, and can we watch "The Princess Bride?" I'll bring duct tape, so Slash can't get away. I'll watch the movie, but please no duct tape. I can't go through that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You don't need a Vitamix to make hummus. I've made it plenty of times before I got the Vitamix. I just used my food processor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You don't need a Vitamix to make hummus. I've made it plenty of times before I got the Vitamix. I just used my food processor. OH! Not Ohio, just excitement. I made it in a blender and it wasn't good. I'll do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Bazing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'm so good. I need a life so bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I will also invite SWB. She looks like a silly string fan. And she'll come, because she and I are tight. That's why she posted earlier in this thread. Personal favor for moi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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