Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 And let's not forget those who leave an empty roll on the toilet paper spindle. Definitely them! Absolutely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Those who make brownies and leave the mixing bowl out, unrinsed, with a spoonful of batter inside, anathema. I'm actually good with this one, as I like the taste of brownie batter. I would never do it myself, however, for the same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) Oh Carol, you know I love you, but, as a good Cajun gal, I always mix rice and gravy. They just go together, like Sonny and Cher. This is known. I think it is in the Bible somewhere. Thou shalt always mix rice and gravy, for to do not is to anger The Lord. I'm with you on everything else. I will add one more. Good point, Wendilou! You are quoting accurately from the little known Cajun Codex, which states, "Rice and gravy just goeth together, like Sonny and Cher, verily." However, the Cajun Codex also adds, "if and only if thou happenest to be Cajun." Edited October 7, 2012 by Carol in Cal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 How about the dh who refuses to take the extra half a second to stack nesting bowls appropriately? The largest bowl does not belong on top like some sort of special leaning tower of Pyrex. Gotta love those leaning towers. Particularly when the most useful bowl in the set crashes to the ground, striking a glancing blow onto your head on its way down, thus making the set 90% less useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 :lol::lol: Woe be to him who leaveth dirty dishes in a sink full of dirty water so mother needeth place her hand into said dishwater to empty the sink. May his sins be visited on him a thousand fold. Especially sharp knives. Selah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin M Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 :lol: Woe to him who has a midnight snack and doesn't clean up after himself, leaves crumbs on the counter and dirty pan and dishes in the sink for me to do in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin M Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Not a big fan of squeezing all the juices out of hamburgers by pressing them down during cooking either. And what is up with using the same bloody (in the literal, not the British sense of the word) utensils and plates to prepare raw meat for cooking as to bring it to the table? Uh, no. Anathema, also. Ew! Ew! Ew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 A blessing to those small ones who rinse their oatmeal bowls before loading them into the dishwasher, but why o why can they not rinse the sink? A pox on cleaning little specks of dried cement (i mean oatmeal from the sink) A plague on the dh who can not fit the baking tray into it's spot so decides to rearrange some kitchen cabinets to "help" me without telling me, and then forgets where he put everything. I still can't find my Christmas cake mold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Good point, Wendilou! You are quoting accurately from the little know Cajun Codex, which states, "Rice and gravy just goeth together, like Sonny and Cher, verily." However, the Cajun Codex also adds, "if and only if thou happenest to be Cajun." Selah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheApprentice Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Let him be cast out - yea even into the lake of fire! - who puts the empty milk carton back into the fridge! :iagree::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgiana Daniels Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 You can't be too hard on those people. Being able to put a new roll of tp on the holder is a superpower. Very few people are blessed with this phenomenal skill. Really. After doing a casual survey of my friends we discovered that in our families it was only the mom who had this unique and wonderful gift. DD claims to have inherited this gift but I have yet to see proof of this. I suspect that the gift may lay dormant for years. More than likely she won't truly realize this superpower until she is married with children. LOL!!!! It all makes sense now. I will henceforth perform my duty with honor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyB in TN Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Eek! I hope that there were no spiders! I can testify to weeks and even months without a full night of sleep. And yes, I can tell exactly where you left your socks, wallet or keys. I have a built in homing device. (Which makes the radioactive spider more likely, doesn't it!) The "built in homing device" is a uterus. Evidently, you have to have one in order to find lost things. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unicorn. Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 The "built in homing device" is a uterus. Evidently, you have to have one in order to find lost things. ;) :lol: So True!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 These are hilarious!!! :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDmom Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 :lol::lol: And woe unto them who spill the milk on the counter and then set the cereal box in the milk puddle so that it glues itself to the counter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDmom Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Pray, let us not forget the daughter who eats peanut butter straight out of the jar and drops the half-covered spoon into the sink without washing it. Yea verily, may her sins be visited upon her a hundredfold. Seven times seventy so when she who eats peanut butter straight out of the jar covers her face and hands with peanut butter and then wipes her face on the couch! (If dh hadn't taken the computer away on a business trip, I'd post pictures of an adorable toddler covered in peanut butter. ;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 The "built in homing device" is a uterus. Evidently, you have to have one in order to find lost things. ;) Um, when referring to it in this way, please use the proper term, which is Uterine Tracking Device. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyB in TN Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Um, when referring to it in this way, please use the proper term, which is Uterine Tracking Device. That is all. Bahahahahaha!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Or lets the overfilled trash bag slip down, then puts melted ice cream in so that it slides down the side of the trash can, thus covering both the inside of the can and the outside of the bag with sticky goo that covers one's clothes when the bag is carried....urgh....into the lake of fire indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Them that cause others to fall out of their chair laughing, verily spilling their good and needful coffee... (JK, I only almost fell.) A Psalm for the Coffee Lovers, with harps and tambourines: A thousand times may their sins be visited upon them that cause their brethren to wantonly waste needful things, including but not limited to coffee, Nutella, or roasted beets. Selah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Woe, woe, WOE unto him that shaves his goatee w/out word or warning, and pops up from the master bedroom ensuite clean shaven. Anathema! In a towel, though? Can some things cancel out the power of sin? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Seven times seventy so when she who eats peanut butter straight out of the jar covers her face and hands with peanut butter and then wipes her face on the couch! (If dh hadn't taken the computer away on a business trip, I'd post pictures of an adorable toddler covered in peanut butter. ;)) And when said daughter is EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD? 70x70x7x7x7x7!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 In a towel, though? Can some things cancel out the power of sin? :D No. Even the Lust of the Towel Clad falls before the sin of surprising the wife by being clean shaven. Or just plain being clean shaven. The Goatee is hawt, sayeth the Wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Um, when referring to it in this way, please use the proper term, which is Uterine Tracking Device. That is all. Can we use it for geocaching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 No. Even the Lust of the Towel Clad falls before the sin of surprising the wife by being clean shaven. Or just plain being clean shaven. The Goatee is hawt, sayeth the Wife. I feel a recitation of Song of Solomon coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialClassical Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Woe to the teen who puts wet dishes in the cupboard. And the same to she who refuses to scrub egg residue off the spatula. Dried egg on a "clean" utensil is an abomination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialClassical Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 :lol::lol: And woe unto them who spill the milk on the counter and then set the cereal box in the milk puddle so that it glues itself to the counter! Yes! A thousand times, yes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Woe, woe, WOE unto him that shaves his goatee w/out word or warning, and pops up from the master bedroom ensuite clean shaven. Anathema! Or him who waits for the day and hour when his distraught wife takes their 3yodd to the salon who has just cut half her hair off and then shaves his entire head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Yes! I will call out, "Where is the pancake turner?" And someone will reply, "Dad put it away." And someone else will go to add "pancake turner" to our shopping list because half of the things he puts away are never to be found again. . . Yea, they are to be later discovered in the empty diaper box in the garage, which also containeth his woodworking scraps and varnishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 Can we use it for geocaching? Only when geocaching in one's own house, yard, or farmland. Selah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Yea, they are to be later discovered in the empty diaper box in the garage, which also containeth his woodworking scraps and varnishes. Wait. . . are you his "other wife"? I found the kitchen shears in a box with leftover packing popcorn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixjen Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 A cautionary tale: Yelling out "Absinthe!" instead of "Anathema!" adds a whole different meaning to what you were trying to say. *snork* :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted October 10, 2012 Author Share Posted October 10, 2012 In a towel, though? Can some things cancel out the power of sin? :D Kilts, maybe, and those Roman pleated tunic thingies, but not towels. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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