Aunty Social Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakereese Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol: We were talking about gravity today. DD asked, "Is that why lil brother's pants always fall down?" (she was dead serious) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Catwoman Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Son to daughter "Wanna smell my armpit?" Must be an armpit kinda' day.... We were working on history today and ds was sitting beside me sans shirt. When I asked why, he replied: So I can sniff my armpits.....raises arm, sniffs deeply and says, "Ah, dandelions!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 :lol::lol: Apparently my kids had their personalities turned off today. I can't think of anything even remotely giggly that they said today. Which is odd, actually. Well, we still have the evening, I guess. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besroma Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cera Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I took my kids out with a friend to look at houses. In one he climbed onto the edge of a sheet of plywood to be able to see into a crawlspace. My 5 year old, with the most serious expression and voice she has ever used, announced "You know, you are standing on a falling hazard." She is my child that has had stitches and been glued three times. Apparently she is hearing my warnings and just doesn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Since I can't share this with anyone IRL, I might as well share it here: My 6 yo son came to sit by me on the couch this morning to read aloud to me. He sat down and immediately said, "What's that awful smell!! Yuck!!" I said, "I don't know." "Argh!! It's your breath!!!" he screamed at me and ran away. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homemama2 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Yesterday I overheard my 8 yr. old telling my 10 yr. old: "Did you know if you want to stay warm all you need to wear is socks and a hat?" :001_huh: And yes, I'll be keeping an eye on them from now on when they leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mybluesky Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was helping my 5-year-old look for a specific lego piece from his pile. I told him I was getting frustrated, and he said, "Mom, don't look with your heart, look with your eyes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Dd6 in the car to ds9: My feet smell like candy. Smell them. Trust me. I just smelled them. Ds8 while walking on and observing rocks at the beach: hey look, that one looks like a butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fhjmom Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Not today, but my youngest had a ring of cards with B&W line drawings and words to practice her speech sounds. One of the pictures was of a peach. Littlest decided it looked like a butt; however, I don't like for them to say that word and try to get them to say bottom instead. Littlest thought it was hysterical to say, "It's a butt! butt!! Butt!!!" every time we came across that card on her word ring. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 My 6yo came to me this afternoon to tattle on his brother. "He's not doing his work, Mommy. I was playing and he got 'extracted.'" (aka distracted):lol: I'm going to miss all of his mispronunciations when he grows up. He wants to go to "iguana" (aka Awana). He quotes Buzz light-year, "To Amphibian and beyooond!" And, he "pacifically told me...." (and I atlantically replied...):lol: My fave 6yo quote, "Moooooom!!!! (sister's name) is proper-ing my grammar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 This past spring my dd paged for our senator. I had to truck in my whole crew to get her where she needed to be. As we were walking through the parking lot we passed another senator on his way to work. He spoke to the children. My nephew responded. The senator laughed and told him not to talk to strangers. My nephew looked befuddled and said, "You are not a stranger. You work for us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakereese Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 This past spring my dd paged for our senator. I had to truck in my whole crew to get her where she needed to be. As we were walking through the parking lot we passed another senator on his way to work. He spoke to the children. My nephew responded. The senator laughed and told him not to talk to strangers. My nephew looked befuddled and said, "You are not a stranger. You work for us." :lol::lol:This is AWESOME. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rain Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 All of these are :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Nothing over the top funny here today thus far. Ds9 wants to invent a time machine to go back to Disneyland, not because he wants to ride the rides again but because he has buyer's remorse for what he bought in the gift shops and wants to buy something different. DS14 has decided cadets rocked so much during his first meeting last night that he will stay in it until 18, then join the army, steal the tanks and come kill all the bullies in town. He says I have to move first because there is more bullies than nice people so he will just kill everyone. Yup that is a reason to wait until you grow up and join the army. The girls have not had much to say to be rewritten. Both are shrieky today and separated from the general population of the home for their own safety. DS9 had a funny one this summer that still cracks me up. He came inside crying and screaming that older sibling had lied to him. sibling had told him that his friend could ride his bike standing up with only 1 hand and never fell down. Ds9 had tried to ride his bike standing up with NO hands and crashed. Therefore big sibling was a liar, it was impossible and all their fault for lieing that he was hurt. It took a long time trying to talk to him and not start laughing at him to get him to see the fallacy in that logic. Edited September 26, 2012 by swellmomma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Soo funny! I'm dying here! Yesterday, dd was playing Family Feud on the computer. The question was, "Why might a man not want to go shirtless?" Her answer--"Moobs." I didn't even know she knew that word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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