Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I need a laugh. I had a terrible day today. Who wants to make a story by adding five words at a time? Here we go: There was once a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanvan Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I need a laugh. I had a terrible day today. Who wants to make a story by adding five words at a time? Here we go: There was once a man... who hid in his room... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 who hid in his room... with a little stack of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 with a little stack of underwear piled atop his left-hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraciWA Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Oh, look said the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 and a broom held in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Oh, look said the man "My wife has been here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 "My wife has been here." The cupcakes gave it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 and a broom held in... his other hand swept crumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 that he spilled all over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 that he spilled all over as he picked his teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 as he picked his teeth The asparagus got stuck in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The asparagus got stuck in Suddenly a beetle crawled onto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Suddenly a beetle crawled onto his big shiny bald head (I couldn't think of anything) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 his big shiny bald head (I couldn't think of anything) so he started screaming and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 so he started screaming and flinging stuffed muppets around, said, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 flinging stuffed muppets around, said, why didn"t i buy saxon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 why didn"t i buy saxon? instead of math u see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraciWA Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 instead of math u see But the next morning a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 But the next morning a a rightstart delivery trucked wrecked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 But the next morning a squirrel asked him why he was flailing in his sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenn&charles Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 a rightstart delivery trucked wrecked and math books flew everywhere Quote: Originally Posted by TraciWA But the next morning a squirrel asked him why he was flailing in his sleep. Because there was free math! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 [quote Because there was free math, clean underware, muppets, and cupcakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 His wife felt differently however, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 His wife felt differently however, And ordered Singapore with a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 And ordered Singapore with a big- mac fries and a coke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 big- mac fries and a coke! which she ate while standing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 which she ate while standing In the laundry room, wearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 In the laundry room, wearing an old wedding dress veil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraciWA Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 an old wedding dress veil Why are you wearing that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Why are you wearing that? inquired the postman, who had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbeym Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 inquired the postman, who had stopped with a package from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraciWA Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 stopped with a package from The cup-cake factory in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendedforecast Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 She blushed as she quietly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 She blushed as she quietly licked her lips in anticipation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 licked her lips in anticipation! (He was known for tea...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Her husband has come home for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefragile7393 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 A SPECIAL kind of lunch :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 A SPECIAL kind of lunch :tongue_smilie: Imported Auhi Tuna. However, the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Imported Auhi Tuna. However, the husband preferred tea and cupcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 husband preferred tea and cupcakes. The kilt-clad postman left abruptly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The kilt-clad postman left abruptly he was missing his wife !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 he was missing his wife !!! although she wasn't even home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 although she wasn't even home during the day. Meanwhile the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama2Many4 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 man stooped to tie his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 man stooped to tie his bandana he was wearing because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethben Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 of the unsightly condition of his teeth caused by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama2Many4 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 the really good teA giving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Posted September 15, 2012 Author Share Posted September 15, 2012 the really good teA giving :svengo: funded by a donation from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin M Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 :svengo: funded by a donation from Jackson, McEwan and Donovan Kilt Factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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