Lilducklings Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Comfortable shoes that are not ugly? 'Fraid those dont exist honey I just ordered some babies.... Where did you buy them? Do you have a recliner that you love? Yes, Steve and I met some years ago. We got married just this summer:D. How does your turkey appear at the table? Usually gobbing and scratching everything. What's the chance of my newborn catching what my 7 year old has? Dont even try it, a newborn is mucg too young to play catch, Root beer floats in the summer--what in the winter? How can root beer float, it a liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Welcome to the forum! We like funny people! Comfortable shoes that are not ugly? 'Fraid those dont exist honey I just ordered some babies.... Where did you buy them? Do you have a recliner that you love? Yes, Steve and I met some years ago. We got married just this summer:D. How does your turkey appear at the table? Usually gobbing and scratching everything. What's the chance of my newborn catching what my 7 year old has? Dont even try it, a newborn is mucg too young to play catch, Root beer floats in the summer--what in the winter? How can root beer float, it a liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I'm trying to drink my coffee/tea without sweetening. How long will it take my taste to adjust? :ack2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 A few short, kinda pointless musings Oh good! I find the long, pointy ones to be painful. :tongue_smilie: What is "stem"? The part that holds the flower above the top of the vase. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 wardrobe essentials for men..... potty training question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Constructive discussion...YE and OE YE: "You know, OE, I start with "y" which is a much more versatile and rare letter than "o." :001_tt2: OE: "Hey, that's not constructive!" :glare: YE: "Are you sure? It has to do with our name constructions." :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 bio feedback...what do you know about this?? Is that what they call that loud, high pitch sound in my head? Oh wait, that might be my kids.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Would this bother you ...? Absolutely. I hate it when someone starts asking a question and then doesn't finish it :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 What made you smile today? Facial muscles :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Would this bother you ...? Absolutely. I hate it when someone starts asking a question and then doesn't finish it :glare: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrar Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 What do you use for literature? Books. Have you ever blocked anyone? Is someone talking? I can't hear you! Lalalalalalalalala... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 :lol: Would you leave a 2yo with your dh for 10 days? No way! That would be wrong on so many levels - I'm thinking mad parents, kidnapping charges, all the retraining that 2yo would need to unlearn the fun things dh would have taught ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Is a DS worth it? Most of the time I think my sons are worth it, but ask me again when the mud gets tracked into the house and the toilet seat is up again. :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Is a DS worth it? Most of the time I think my sons are worth it, but ask me again when the mud gets tracked into the house and the toilet seat is up again. :glare: :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Visiting dog breeder... what to ask/look for? The breeders have probably been through this before and will take you straight to the puppies! You don't even have to ask!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 I shouldn't do this right? I never heard that you should do it wrong :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 Are less people sending Christmas cards these days? Not at all. Many more are sending them now than just a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Are less people sending Christmas cards these days? Not at all. Many more are sending them now than just a few months ago. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Bare with me I am not tech savvy.... I'd rather keep my clothes on and skip the tech stuff. Regards, Kareni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamrachelle Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Your guess is as good as mine. No, it's not. My guesses are the best.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Your guess is as good as mine. No, it's not. My guesses are the best.:D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Trying to squeeze into tiny bedrooms... Can you widen the doors? Acne. Tell me about it. does allergic to cats mean other hairy creatures too? Nice try, but not sure a divorce judge is going to buy it. Crock--Pot Mac and Cheese? I've never heard of Pot Mac and Cheese, but that doesn't mean it's a crock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Can a bank pay a bill? Good luck with that--they haven't ever offered to pay any of mine. Who has experience with ...existential...stuff? Jean-Paul Sartre? Hostess gift ideas? Well I don't admit to knowing their whole line, but: Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho-hos... HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Will you help me pick a tablet? It really depends. Do you have a cold? Try Sudafed. A headache? I would go for Motrin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Trying to squeeze into tiny bedrooms... Can you widen the doors? Acne. Tell me about it. does allergic to cats mean other hairy creatures too? Nice try, but not sure a divorce judge is going to buy it. Crock--Pot Mac and Cheese? I've never heard of Pot Mac and Cheese, but that doesn't mean it's a crock. Can a bank pay a bill? Good luck with that--they haven't ever offered to pay any of mine. Who has experience with ...existential...stuff? Jean-Paul Sartre? Hostess gift ideas? Well I don't admit to knowing their whole line, but: Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho-hos... HTH :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleur de Lis Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Just found this thread, too funny! I'll join too: Drowning in legos... Just stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleur de Lis Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Has anyone used a "block" schedule Yeah, DS gets them from 9:00-10:00. Then during naps it's my turn (I hate when the kids knock my towers over). From 3:00-5:00, it's DS again. Then after DH gets home at 6:00, he takes an hour or two to get his "block" fix for the day. Then we eat supper and go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleur de Lis Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Update! Yelling won't help. Just push the button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellyndria Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 At the end of my knotted rope. Take the knots out. It'll be longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 :lol: At ALL the posts!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 I have some chicken questions for those of you who have chickens... Do the two-leggeds feed you before or after the red glow shows up? Do they steal your young'uns while you're eating? Have you come up with a plan to stop this??? The cocky guy here gets revenge by yelling at them when the red glow shows up ... and sometimes even earlier. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 If you wear your baby... ...do you still have to accessorize? No voice at all today...what to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 If you can't have cow's milk on your cereal Then when the heck can you have it? Have you encountered a unique gift? Post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) :lol: Fill my glass please! What do you have? An empty glass? Explain Roku to me It comes after go and before shichi. Edited December 12, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 (long post)..When will writing come together? Help! For immediate results, stop using the space bar. HTH :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (long post)..When will writing come together? Help! For immediate results' date=' stop using the space bar. HTH :)[/quote'] :D Please help me re-enter the world of facebook Try signing back in. Good News, Bad News You know I had my share. When a recipe calls for bread crumbs, It's time to clean out the toaster tray. Does anyone use a Swiffer Duster to dust? Well, what do you use it for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) :D Please help me re-enter the world of facebook Try signing back in. Good News, Bad News You know I had my share. When a recipe calls for bread crumbs, It's time to clean out the toaster tray. Does anyone use a Swiffer Duster to dust? Well, what do you use it for? :lol: Thanks for the tip - I'll never run out of bread crumbs again! :D Proper reaction to dog bite? OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared: Do you decorate your car for Christmas? Yes! But I'm doing something wrong. The lights go out when I pull out of the driveway. :confused: Edited December 15, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Proper reaction to dog bite? OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared: Do you decorate your car for Christmas? Yes! But I'm doing something wrong. The lights go out when I pull out of the driveway. :confused: :lol::lol::auto: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 Recommendations for Shakespeare gifts If you're referring to who I think you're referring to, Billy hasn't gotten any Christmas gifts for a few hundred years now. :001_huh: Time to update that gift giving list. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Caroline Ingalls, a question I'm not sure that she's registered here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeBlessings Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I guess my kids do appreciate me guess again Mid-way to whatever and half way to nowhere Alright, help me out here! No! You shouldn't have gotten in there to begin with. Could you use some good news? No, I prefer mine bad. Merry Christmas you've been served... a delicious grandma made dinner, yum! I vaguely remember someone posting about Sorry I've faintly forgotten. What do you think of this conversation? If we're being honest, I've had better. REALLY stuck my foot in my mouth today... Ouch! Was it hard to remove? Going with coming without How do you know if your child is The same way I know if my child isn't. Need Math advice please 2 + 2 = 4 How long to read Tale of Two Cities Preferably to the end. The Long Walk Home could be a short ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 What do you think will happen now that Kim Jong Il is dead? The options are somewhat limited...but me thinks he will probably be buried :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Blessing Bags... Oh! Be careful dear...I'm fairly certain that stuff is still illegal and should not be given as a gift no matter how much you think the recipient will be blessed by a bag of it :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Peeking at gifts This is the holiday version of TEA... yes?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) Is this LA overkill? Not at all...it's always been part of the song - Tis the season to be jolly....fa la la la la la la la la :D Edited December 20, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Is anyone here a sensory disorder therapist? No, but I play one on t.v.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 (edited) :lol: at all of the above! Having so much trouble finding juniors' clothing! Stop looking in the hamper and drawers - he's a teenager. Check Junior's floor. ;) Are you a "former"... ? No, I tend to be a "latter". Edited December 22, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 What do you use for literature? Books. :lol::lol::lol: I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time! :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 How do you do stockings? I put my toes in first. How do you do them? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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