Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Come to me. I'll share. It's a devil's food with dark chocolate frosting thing. Ok. Maybe we can get Willie Wonka's chocolate transporter going and we're on! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 AMJ, you so totally rock the English language. ( Referring to the glue thing. Stupid phone. ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Now I need an icon of crying from laughing so hard! The WAITER discussed the stuff? That's a good waiter! He was a RIOT. Looked like he could have been a linebacker in another life? Apparently he had been dared to consume the entire thing himself by someone else on staff at the restaurant. I wanted to overtip him, but dh is a tad frugal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This guy admits to it. :smilielol5: ETA: Dh is reminding me that this vid contains a bit of entirely pertinent but nevertheless crass language. Just a warning, in case that bothers anyone. :001_smile: ) Okay, for the record this guy admits to using water -- lots and lots of water. He actually advised against using coffee. DD10 came in while I was watching this. She was utterly enthralled, and kept busting up. All I can say is Oh. My. That's a lot of water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm not EVEN going to play that. I have my limits, you know. Oh, but you must. Think Richard Simmons with an enema bag. It's hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 By the way, I am out of likes. I ran out last page, I think. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Oh, but you must. Think Richard Simmons with an enema bag. It's hysterical. Um. Argh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I like brats. When my kids are really young, like before they can spell, I call them a b-r-a-t. When they ask what it means, I tell them , "it means I love you very much." So, it's actually a complement. Well okay then. And Slache indicated we were no longer boring, so we don't have to keep hamming it up for her benefit now. B-R-A-T you, too! I must go tuck kiddies into bed now. I'll check back in a few minutes if I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Okay, for the record this guy admits to using water -- lots and lots of water. He actually advised against using coffee. DD10 came in while I was watching this. She was utterly enthralled, and kept busting up. All I can say is Oh. My. That's a lot of water. Anymore. He says he doesn't recommend it anymore. Which is the same as admitting he used to. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Okay, for the record this guy admits to using water -- lots and lots of water. He actually advised against using coffee. DD10 came in while I was watching this. She was utterly enthralled, and kept busting up. All I can say is Oh. My. That's a lot of water. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This thread is bonkers. I have a stuffed panda named Bonkers. I also have one named Skittles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Well okay then. And Slache indicated we were no longer boring, so we don't have to keep hamming it up for her benefit now. B-R-A-T you, too! I must go tuck kiddies into bed now. I'll check back in a few minutes if I can. I eat ham, not ham it up. :001_tt2: Oh, and I just caught my spelling mistake. I meant "compliment." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm not EVEN going to play that. I have my limits, you know. We know you really are watching it and not admitting so. We. KNOW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have actually only watched one video from this entire thread. Don't let Ellie hear you say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Don't let Ellie hear you say that! That's ok. I can take her. Just as soon as I can stand up strait again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Not boring. Idon'tknowwhothatis. :scared: RENAIIIIIIIII! Slache's education has been neglected! We must educate her! The Groucho eyebrows icon is now of critical and immediate importance! http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/groucho_marx/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This is getting too easy. Thanks! Now can you do Harpo and Zippo and Guido or whatever the other guy's name was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 :scared: RENAIIIIIIIII! Slache's education has been neglected! We must educate her! The Groucho eyebrows icon is now of critical and immediate importance! http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/groucho_marx/ There are just so many more important things in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 He's so cute! I want to keep him. Now you're beginning to get it! So much better than any Stooges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I don't care. I'm tired and about to have chocolate. Good. Chocolate is good therapy. Just don't get it stuck in your empty socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 AMJ, you'd better get back on this thread while I'm posting smileys for you! I'm back and appreciating them, thankyouverymuch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Good. Chocolate is good therapy. Just don't get it stuck in your empty socket. I got Cincinnati style chili in there at dinner. It was not good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Yes, I know I'm a brat. It takes one to know one, right? I love and revel in my bratness and my brattiness. So...anything else you wish to sling? soft and ripe tomatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 What's Cincinnati-style chili? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 There are just so many more important things in life. I read an article somewhere about successful people like steve jobs who purposely reduce their decision-making processes during the day so they can attend to the more important things in life. So they eat the same foods for meals, wear the same outfits, buy a fleet of the same socks…. Might appeal to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 AMJ, you so totally rock the English language. ( Referring to the glue thing. Stupid phone. ) Thanks, but that's a Sheldon Cooper quote. Not mine, unfortunately. Though if it were mine it would have been a bit more scientifically accurate, since DH would never have let me publish that without correction. He's upstairs working on something, so I'm not going to have him explain yet again, but it was quite detail-oriented so it rather appealed to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 What's Cincinnati-style chili? I'm. Sorry. I'm existed and on my phone. I can't articulate an answers right now. It's good. I'll get a recipe for you later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm. Sorry. I'm existed and on my phone. I can't articulate an answers right now. It's good. I'll get a recipe for you later. You're just adorable when you're drugged and on your phone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Oh, but you must. Think Richard Simmons with an enema bag. It's hysterical. Oh no! Now I have even worse imagery in my head! Mr. No Pain No Gain rooting us on as we -- um -- root out the cause of our misery. The horror.... :scared: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I read an article somewhere about successful people like steve jobs who purposely reduce their decision-making processes during the day so they can attend to the more important things in life. So they eat the same foods for meals, wear the same outfits, buy a fleet of the same socks…. Might appeal to you. I have the same thing everyday for breakfast and lunch and always but the same pants, socks, underway, and all non food products. I even do once a month cooking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have to go to bed. Goodnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 By the way, I am out of likes. I ran out last page, I think. I gave you one, but I think it got used up in transit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Anymore. He says he doesn't recommend it anymore. Which is the same as admitting he used to. :eek: I stand (with my back to the wall) corrected. I am not bending over while he is anywhere around, digitally or otherwise. He was just a bit too eager with that thing.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have the same thing everyday for breakfast and lunch and always but the same pants, socks, underway, and all non food products. I even do once a month cooking. You're my dad! Except the cooking part, because he won't cook anything that takes longer to cook than to eat (which is most anything.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's ok. I can take her. Just as soon as I can stand up strait again. Would that be George Strait? Wacka wacka! *Foz E. Bear icon here* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 There are just so many more important things in life. :svengo: She has no appreciation for ART, does she? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm existed too. Here's a lullaby for y'all from me. It is my kids' favorite. Sung to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle. (And a duck theme, coincidentally) Dearest ducklings, close your eyes Crickets chirp your lullabies. Daddy Duck is swimming near, Turtles you need never fear. Go to sleep, my downy ones; Moon is shining; day is done. :seeya: (though I'll probably stick around long enough to like the 15 posts that were posted while i typed that.) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm. Sorry. I'm existed and on my phone. I can't articulate an answers right now. It's good. I'll get a recipe for you later. I look forward to the recipe, too! And I just love when you are doped up and on your phone -- your posts get so amusing in a fresh way! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have the same thing everyday for breakfast and lunch and always but the same pants, socks, underway, and all non food products. I even do once a month cooking. I wish I could keep buying the same pants when I find good ones, but the clothing industry sees it as their mission to immediately stop making any pair I buy. I think the whole scheme of ever-changing fashions is a conspiracy plot to keep me forever in uncomfy clothing. With no pockets. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have to go to bed. Goodnight. Sweet dreams, sweet Slashie! Gee, that sounds like I'm wishing a good night to some budding horror film villain.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I must get some rest, too. Nighty night, everyone! (Yes, you too and especially, Brat!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Ok. I'm temporarily sober and in a little pain. I've got about 15 minutes of clear posing ahead. It's past midnight. Oi. The meds are nauseating so I've developed this nightly ritual of running to the bathroom stark naked, puking as silently as I can so as not to wake anyone up and eating some mint ice cream before I go back to bed. Now, off to reply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 What's Cincinnati-style chili? It's a loose chili, typically without beans and often has cinnamon and chocolate in it. It's not eaten in a bowl, but is often served over spaghetti with onions and cheese or on a hot dog which is referred to as a Coney. I have a great recipe that I can't find right now, but I'll make my husband find it tomorrow. He's the one that makes it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Now you're beginning to get it! So much better than any Stooges. I've never seen the three stooges either. I have no class. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I read an article somewhere about successful people like steve jobs who purposely reduce their decision-making processes during the day so they can attend to the more important things in life. So they eat the same foods for meals, wear the same outfits, buy a fleet of the same socks…. Might appeal to you. I could write an entire book about how this lifestyle has benefited me, and how I keep it from being boring. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You're just adorable when you're drugged and on your phone. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You're my dad! Except the cooking part, because he won't cook anything that takes longer to cook than to eat (which is most anything.) I don't want to be your dad. That's awkward. Once a month cooking is awesome. I actually do once a month prep work. I plan, shop, chop and freeze. All my work is done but my meals are fresh and I don't have to cook everything the first time, so it's less time consuming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 And slashabooya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm existed too. Here's a lullaby for y'all from me. It is my kids' favorite. Sung to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle. (And a duck theme, coincidentally) Dearest ducklings, close your eyes Crickets chirp your lullabies. Daddy Duck is swimming near, Turtles you need never fear. Go to sleep, my downy ones; Moon is shining; day is done. :seeya: (though I'll probably stick around long enough to like the 15 posts that were posted while i typed that.) I love this! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I wish I could keep buying the same pants when I find good ones, but the clothing industry sees it as their mission to immediately stop making any pair I buy. I think the whole scheme of ever-changing fashions is a conspiracy plot to keep me forever in uncomfy clothing. With no pockets. I know! I've simplified it to champion yoga pants, rei hiking pants, and any maxi skirts. I have 2 styles; sporty and gypsy. Everything I own in the 2 categories goes with anything in its category. I don't bring anything home that doesn't go and it's super easy to get dressed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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