lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Man. I missed the booyah too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm partying. DH cooked. I shelled and deveined the shrimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 booyah? ETA: not a booyah. *sigh* The first post on the page was about coffee enemas. What have we come to, friends???? :leaving: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You have a depot? Debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I was accidentally first!!!! I have to confess, I don't know how to tell when we are getting close to the end of a page and when it will go to a new one. I never cared enough to say this before, :lol: Every 50 posts. So post 51 is top of page, post 101 is top… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) I don't eat shrimp. Edited May 19, 2016 by texasmama 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 WARNING: GROSS AND USELESS INFORMATION ALERT Did you know there are such things as coffee enemas??????? (Dh is googling such things right now. Do not ask why.) How did he even think of such a thing to google? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Every 50 posts. So post 51 is top of page, post 101 is top… The mystery is revealed. I had no idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Quite well if you have good equipment! Brat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I actually did know this. No personal experience or anything. I'm open to a lot of things, but this is not one of them. This isn't some old-timey thing Nan is trying to get you to try, is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I was accidentally first!!!! I have to confess, I don't know how to tell when we are getting close to the end of a page and when it will go to a new one. I never cared enough to say this before, :lol: Each page has 50 posts, so any multiple of 50 will be the last post on a page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You have a depot? Dang it people that don't understand Slash, my bestie. That is debt. Ok? Got it? Sheesh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Debt. Oh, okay. I liked the depot better. I had visions of you all sleeping in old rail cars and on rainy days playing rambunctious games in the old terminal waiting area. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 WARNING: GROSS AND USELESS INFORMATION ALERT Did you know there are such things as coffee enemas??????? (Dh is googling such things right now. Do not ask why.) Yes I did know. Do not ask why. Although, neither I nor anyone in my household has ever had one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Dang it people that don't understand Slash, my bestie. That is debt. Ok? Got it? Sheesh. See my response. I think I think more highly of Slashie-ba-dashie than you give me credit for. So there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 booyah? ETA: not a booyah. *sigh* Ha! Brat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Yes I did know. Do not ask why. Although, neither I nor anyone in my household has ever had one. People say this, but then again it's not something I think people would actually admit to doing.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How did he even think of such a thing to google? She said not to ask. Brat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I don't eat shrimp. I don't eat shellfish in general. I don't eat pork. I don't eat gluten. I do eat a lot of other stuff, though, since I am a bit chunky. Just enough to make me curvy, though. I am a curvy curly girl. Yeah, that. Curves and curls are good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Ha! Brat. :001_tt2: I need an icon like this that also sticks its thumbs in its ears and waggles its fingers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Footsie played, margarita consumed, awesomest-sitter-in-the-world paid and driven home. Tell your hubby I said he needs to take you on a date! (I know; dates are expensive. We live in a very expensive area and until recently dh had a very…shall we say, modest income. Thankfully a job change, plus a friend whose lovely daughter will sit kiddos for cheap, allows us one date night per month now. It really is refreshing.) Really, you need to date. Matt, that is. Not Renai. :D For some odd reason, dh does not believe in dates. He thinks we should always have the kids, or why else did we want any. I tell him he's crazy and it's good for our sanity. We had one date before the youngest born. We haven't had one since youngest was born. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Dang it people that don't understand Slash, my bestie. That is debt. Ok? Got it? Sheesh. See! I love her! Oh, okay. I liked the depot better. I had visions of you all sleeping in old rail cars and on rainy days playing rambunctious games in the old terminal waiting area. This sounds like us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 She said not to ask. Brat. She said not to ask why he was googling it. I didn't ask that. I asked how he even thought to look up such a thing -- I'm interested in what put the notion into his head, not why he actually wants to know. I mean, really, it should be obvious. Any self-respecting Elephant's Child knows that the WHY behind seeking any information is pure, unadulterated, insatiable curiosity. WHY is obvious. So where did he hear of it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How did he even think of such a thing to google? A monster plate of cheesy nachos, a discussion with our male waiter about the effects of eating the entirety of said nacho-plate in one sitting, and a scene from Seinfeld. All topped off with a little procrastination on his Sunday School prep. He's all about the enema now. Wet and wild, baby. Wet and wild. (Bonus points for those of you who appreciate this reference.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 :001_tt2: I need an icon like this that also sticks its thumbs in its ears and waggles its fingers. I lifted this, so it may or may not come through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Curves and curls are good. I liked your statement because I agree with it. However, I am not so very fond of your repeated use of a certain name in regards to me. Slache would say you are being boring, so please vary your repertoire and think of a few more for variety, okay? :toetap05: :001_tt2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This thread is bonkers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 See! I love her! This sounds like us. See, Renai, see? I do TOO get her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 She said not to ask why he was googling it. I didn't ask that. I asked how he even thought to look up such a thing -- I'm interested in what put the notion into his head, not why he actually wants to know. I mean, really, it should be obvious. Any self-respecting Elephant's Child knows that the WHY behind seeking any information is pure, unadulterated, insatiable curiosity. WHY is obvious. So where did he hear of it? Asking why he was googling it, and asking what was the motive behind him googling it, are essentially the same question. Considering, you need to know the motive behind why he was googling it. Got it? Sheesh. Brat. I believe that is three brats for you, all on the same page. You are probably the biggest and OLDEST brat here. I believe you are owed some points or something for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 People say this, but then again it's not something I think people would actually admit to doing.... This guy admits to it. :smilielol5: ETA: Dh is reminding me that this vid contains a bit of entirely pertinent but nevertheless crass language. Just a warning, in case that bothers anyone. :001_smile: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Asking why he was googling it, and asking what was the motive behind him googling it, are essentially the same question. Considering, you need to know the motive behind why he was googling it. Got it? Sheesh. Brat. I believe that is three brats for you, all on the same page. You are probably the biggest and OLDEST brat here. I believe you are owed some points or something for that. Quit bullying! Bully! I love you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A monster plate of cheesy nachos, a discussion with our male waiter about the effects of eating the entirety of said nacho-plate in one sitting, and a scene from Seinfeld. All topped off with a little procrastination on his Sunday School prep. He's all about the enema now. Wet and wild, baby. Wet and wild. (Bonus points for those of you who appreciate this reference.) :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Now I need an icon of crying from laughing so hard! The WAITER discussed the stuff? That's a good waiter! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I liked your statement because I agree with it. However, I am not so very fond of your repeated use of a certain name in regards to me. Slache would say you are being boring, so please vary your repertoire and think of a few more for variety, okay? :toetap05: :001_tt2: I like brats. When my kids are really young, like before they can spell, I call them a b-r-a-t. When they ask what it means, I tell them , "it means I love you very much." So, it's actually a complement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This guy admits to it. :smilielol5: I'm not EVEN going to play that. I have my limits, you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I lifted this, so it may or may not come through. Yes, this is it exactly, thank you! Now picture me sending it to you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have actually only watched one video from this entire thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This thread is bonkers. But it's not boring anymore, is it?!? Now I need waggling Groucho Marx eyebrows in an icon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Now I need an icon of crying from laughing so hard! The WAITER discussed the stuff? That's a good waiter! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 But it's not boring anymore, is it?!? Now I need waggling Groucho Marx eyebrows in an icon. Not boring. Idon'tknowwhothatis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Almost to 95. Wowzers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 But it's not boring anymore, is it?!? Now I need waggling Groucho Marx eyebrows in an icon. This is getting too easy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Not boring. Idon'tknowwhothatis. Um. My youngest sister, who is about your age, knows who that is. There is no excuse, bestie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 This is getting too easy. He's so cute! I want to keep him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Um. My youngest sister, who is about your age, knows who that is. There is no excuse, bestie. I don't care. I'm tired and about to have chocolate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 AMJ, you'd better get back on this thread while I'm posting smileys for you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Asking why he was googling it, and asking what was the motive behind him googling it, are essentially the same question. Considering, you need to know the motive behind why he was googling it. Got it? Sheesh. Brat. I believe that is three brats for you, all on the same page. You are probably the biggest and OLDEST brat here. I believe you are owed some points or something for that. Is not is not is not! I already explained the obvious motivation anyone would have for actually googling said topic. I wanted to know what STARTED it, the cause, the catalyst, which she then went on to post to my utter enjoyment and satisfaction. So there. "I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I don't care. I'm tired and about to have chocolate. Chocolate is good. Wish I had some. There is a travesty of justice when there is no chocolate in the house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Slashabooya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Chocolate is good. Wish I had some. There is a travesty of justice when there is no chocolate in the house. Come to me. I'll share. It's a devil's food with dark chocolate frosting thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Is not is not is not! I already explained the obvious motivation anyone would have for actually googling said topic. I wanted to know what STARTED it, the cause, the catalyst, which she then went on to post to my utter enjoyment and satisfaction. So there. "I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you." Yes, I know I'm a brat. It takes one to know one, right? I love and revel in my bratness and my brattiness. So...anything else you wish to sling? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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