Mom2legomaniacs Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What did the daddy bubble say about his son? (also made up by my ds) Sniff, they blow up so fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What do you call a guy who is not crazy? Norm.:001_huh: Do kids really find these funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sniff, they blow up so fast. Your son is so much better then my Kid joke books. Dd9 says that I am picking the wrong ones.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Your son is so much better then my Kid joke books. Dd9 says that I am picking the wrong ones.:tongue_smilie: He would be so proud to hear that! He used to have the worst ones when he was little. But recently, he started trying to make up some of his own. We tell him the truth about whether or not they are funny. We told him that's how the "pros" do it. They try out their material on their family and friends to find out what is really funny! He has some more, but those are the only ones I can remember right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Have you heard the one about the three holes? Well, well, well!???? Get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 So, two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked! I'm getting these from my boys . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle in MO Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What do you call a guy who lies in front of the door all day? Matt. I know there's plenty more! My kids thought these were hilarious! When my oldest was very young, she made up the strangest jokes, and they were so odd and funny that I just had to laugh along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sniff, they blow up so fast. That's awesome!!! Is he the next great comic? BTW - the carrot one was hilarious here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 In the same vein as Michelle, What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? Bob I know it's a groaner but I was just following along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percytruffle Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? Go to this philosopher's website for Well Trained joke responses. Jane Jane, these are so funny! I've seen them before and it doesn't even matter, they are still just as side-splitting! Douglas Adams........42 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 In the same vein as Michelle, What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? Bob I know it's a groaner but I was just following along. Oh my gosh! My boys love these jokes!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What's green and red and spins? A frog in a blender. Ewwwww!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What's green and red and spins? A frog in a blender. Ewwwww!!!:lol: Groan. That's SUCH a boy joke!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jugglin'5 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 :smilielol5:Those are great. My favorite: Donne: It crosseth for thee. Why did the chicken cross the road? Go to this philosopher's website for Well Trained joke responses. Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why did the elephant have red toe nails? So he could hide in a cherry tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jugglin'5 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 [That's a good one. quote=Gretchen in NJ;464594]Why did the elephant have red toe nails? So he could hide in a cherry tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My favorite jokes are just too awful to speak of. The Helen Keller jokes, I'm ashamed to say, just seriously crack me up. Awful, rotten, evil woman am I. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why do elephants' tusks stick out? Because their parents couldn't afford braces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolly Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Norm.:001_huh: Do kids really find these funny? I was going to answer Zane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 :lol::lol:I like the Hemingway one....:lol::lol: Why did the chicken cross the road? Go to this philosopher's website for Well Trained joke responses. Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I was going to answer Zane. :lol:It took me a while, but I got it! Maybe you should write the book?:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?.....lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs?.......ground beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 What did the window say? Take pains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why did the elephant have red toe nails So he could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (no?) It works. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why do elephants wear tennies? Because nine-ies are too small and eleven-ies are too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles? They lace their sneakers too tightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My favorite jokes are just too awful to speak of. The Helen Keller jokes, I'm ashamed to say, just seriously crack me up. Awful, rotten, evil woman am I. :( This is probably going to garner me some rubies ;) How did HK burn her face? Answering the iron. Boo-hiss!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Why did the elephant paint his toe nails different colors? So he could hide in a jellybean bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Boo-hiss!:lol: I haven't been able to stop myself from thinking about all the sicko jokes about what name belongs to various people with missing limbs. ...in a pool (Bob) ...in front of a door (Mat) ...missing one leg (Eileen) It's much safer to tell these jokes about cow. Ms. V.D. (yeesh) had the right idea! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alenee Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My mother would say, "It's the moon....":lol: eta: How did I miss that this thread was already nine pages long? I was sure it was only one when I posted this.... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 More of the chicken.... Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 More of the chicken.... Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wright :lol::lol:I love Steven Wright.:lol::lol: My favorite is his penny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 :lol::lol:I love Steven Wright.:lol::lol: My favorite is his penny joke. How about this one.... Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -- Steven Wright Look, Gretchen, it's your 1000th post. Congratulations!!!! :grouphug::party::party::cheers2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I am once again over 1000. Hooray for me.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 How about this one.... Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -- Steven Wright Look, Gretchen, it's your 1000th post. Congratulations!!!! :grouphug::party::party::cheers2: Oh! He is way too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" -- Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasharowan Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 How can you tellif an elephant has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the butter! Was my dd's fave for a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.-- Steven Wright My house is made of balsa wood. I like to pick it up and scare the nieghborhood kids.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :lol: Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? :lol: Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it. :lol: -- Steven Wright I love the way this man thinks!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My house is made of balsa wood. I like to pick it up and scare the nieghborhood kids.:lol::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 :smilielol5: My other favorite Steven Wright- I have a lightswitch in my house that doesn't do anything. Everytime I walk by it, I flip it. A couple weeks ago I got a letter from a guy in Texas saying, "Knock it off.":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My other favorite Steven Wright- I have a lightswitch in my house that doesn't do anything. Everytime I walk by it, I flip it. A couple weeks ago I got a letter from a guy in Texas saying, "Knock it off.":D I cannot find my favorite, but this was cute also. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: That is not my favorite Steven Wright either. I am laughing while looking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I have finally found my favorite. If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I have finally found my favorite. If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. Steven Wright VICTORY!!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I haven't been able to stop myself from thinking about all the sicko jokes about what name belongs to various people with missing limbs. ...in a pool (Bob) ...in front of a door (Mat) ...missing one leg (Eileen) It's much safer to tell these jokes about cow. Ms. V.D. (yeesh) had the right idea! :D Psst! Doran, I almost posted those very same jokes, but I thought better of it. :lol: Please, call me Virginia, or Dawn, anything but V.D. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 This is one of my kids favorite jokes: Ask me if I'm a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 It's early, but I'll bite... Are you a carrot? This is one of my kids favorite jokes: Ask me if I'm a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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