Heather in Neverland Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 One I saw not long ago that was a funny take on Voltaire: "I may not agree with what you have to say... And I wish you'd shut up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelli Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My favorites: I believe in whirled peas and our vegetarian neighbors when we lived in Denver had: I don't eat anything with a face. Even though I'm not a vegetarian, I always thought, "I don't eat anything with a face either!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 On a sticker with Uncle Sam wants you to join the army style art: "only YOU can stop narcissism!" never heard that one before, but it's now my fav!! -my mom was N...ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I couldn't figure out the vanity plate that read "COIL" until I noticed that it was attached to a Tesla Roadster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I can't think of any bumper stickers, but I used to have a vanity plate that read XPLERMS. Think Harry Potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfarm Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Sometimes I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving... And my favorite, being a former sheep owner, Fleece on earth, good wool toward men! I have also seen a vehicle around here with a mom and 3 kid stick family on one side and a dad and a cutout of the sexy "Playboy bunny" type silhouette on the other side. I happen to know her dh ran off with his secretary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukeswife Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 RIght after Dh and I got married I had vanity plates on my little compact car that read NUKESWF, it was all good until I got pregnant and couldn't fit behind the wheel of that car anymore so he had to take that one to work. He caught a lot of crap for that from his shipmates for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't have a bumper sticker, but when I was in college, I used to wear a couple of buttons: "Why be Normal" and "Pobody's Nerfect." I have a vanity plate. I've had it forever and every time I renew, I just can't bear to give it up (even though I have to pay a lot more annually for the registration). It's "F8THINU." Kind of open ended if you think about it. Most people like it once they figure it out. I have to admit this is hard to figure out. My dd and I are doing so now and only came up with: faith in you. Is that it? Or something else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I saw a minicooper with a sticker in the window that said "Actual Size." I thought it was funny. Maybe it isn't really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXMomof4 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 "No one cares about your stick family". Made me LOL! Saw another one that I want. It was a zombie family and it said "my zombie family ate your stick family". I just saw the first one yesterday - made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Thanks for sharing, everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I have seen the stick family people named the "A$$ Family" all the little stick figures had names under them like, whiny, kiss, dumb, and pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarreymere Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 DH wants a bumper sticker that says "My child is an honor student at Gallifrey Academy". We can't find it anywhere and I have no idea where he originally saw it. Anyone know where to get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagglelim Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 DH wants a bumper sticker that says "My child is an honor student at Gallifrey Academy". We can't find it anywhere and I have no idea where he originally saw it. Anyone know where to get one? Is that The Doctor's planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creativish Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Not a bumper sticker but one of my faves... "Who told you I was paranoid? Was it the government?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 DH wants a bumper sticker that says "My child is an honor student at Gallifrey Academy". We can't find it anywhere and I have no idea where he originally saw it. Anyone know where to get one? Try Zazzle. If they don't have it, you can make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHASRADA Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Well, it's not exactly funny, but my favorite is: "I've seen the village, and I don't want it raising my children!" Cafe Press is a great place to find unique bumper stickers and other printed items, and you can even make up your own! They have several homeschool-themed sayings already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravinlunachick Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Jesus Loves You Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. I cannot tell you how difficult it was to resist handing that one to my xh in court after all his harrassment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterflymommy Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Ok, I know this is trashy & offensive but it still makes me laugh. I saw it more than once, when living in NH. My wife yes. My dog maybe. My gun never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Ok, I know this is trashy & offensive but it still makes me laugh. I saw it more than once, when living in NH. My wife yes. My dog maybe. My gun never. I think I've seen something like this before, but that's not all of it is it? I think that's the response to the question or phrase, like - what can I do without. Tell me if I'm wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 President Clinton had "Taxation without Representation" plates on the limo when he was president. President Obama either already has our is going to soon put No Taxation Without Representation DC plates on the Beast. No bumper sticker needed. That's the phrase on the regular DC license plates! Right after George W. Bush was re-elected we saw bumper stickers that said "W: The President" and "W: Still the President" on the same day in Northern Virginia. Taking our cues from those and adding a little of our snarkiness, we made a bumper sticker that said "W: The 23rd Letter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I saw this a long time ago. A dentist's bumper sticker: 2THDOC I like my window decal: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Not a bumper sticker but one of my faves... "Who told you I was paranoid? Was it the government?!" I think this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Jesus Loves You Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. I cannot tell you how difficult it was to resist handing that one to my xh in court after all his harrassment! I get it. That saying is true. Jesus does love everyone, but some people can be jerks. I know I'm commanded to love everyone and it can be hard. Still I try! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 President Obama either already has our is going to soon put No Taxation Without Representation DC plates on the Beast. No bumper sticker needed. That's the phrase on the regular DC license plates! Right after George W. Bush was re-elected we saw bumper stickers that said "W: The President" and "W: Still the President" on the same day in Northern Virginia. Taking our cues from those and adding a little of our snarkiness, we made a bumper sticker that said "W: The 23rd Letter." OK, that's good. Even though I did vote for W; that's just good, clean humor. Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 I saw this a long time ago. A dentist's bumper sticker: 2THDOC I like my window decal: Way to go RC - this is cute! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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