unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I want something new but don't want to forget how funny those threads were! Here's to you, Salad vs. Appetizer Troll. You made me laugh my a$$ off that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Ok, now you need to provide a link to the old thread. I must have missed that one. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Oh fudge. Let me see if I can search for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/341304-the-order-of-your-mealwhat-do-you-prefer/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 I think the link works. This was just one of a few threads that day that the "springs" person was a part of. You can see what s/he was like thou quotes bc she got deleted/banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten18 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/341304-the-order-of-your-mealwhat-do-you-prefer/ One of my favorite threads EVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 One of my favorite threads EVER!!! The tags! So awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forget-Me-Not Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I'm wondering how I missed that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 I'm wondering how I missed that one! Sometimes threads like that are like lightning strikes on a summer day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Oh, goodness! I missed that thread the first time, but I remember Springs from several other boards. She posts pretty much the same rant on any thread about food service. I recall Springs specifically from bitterwaitress many years ago, and I know I've encountered her unforgettable style elsewhere, as well. I wonder if it's all the same person or a bunch of trolls who go by Springs (much like we don't know whether Homer was one person or many...). I'm so disappointed I missed her appearance at WTM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 The original rant was so bizarre! The first thread got deleted, and the poll linked above was a spinoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 The original rant was so bizarre! The first thread got deleted, and the poll linked above was a spinoff. You are right. Post 72 in one I linked has her talking about chili-cheese fries... Still so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Oh, goodness! I missed that thread the first time, but I remember Springs from several other boards. She posts pretty much the same rant on any thread about food service. I recall Springs specifically from bitterwaitress many years ago, and I know I've encountered her unforgettable style elsewhere, as well. I wonder if it's all the same person or a bunch of trolls who go by Springs (much like we don't know whether Homer was one person or many...). I'm so disappointed I missed her appearance at WTM. I didn't know she got around. So funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besroma Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Now *that* was fun! Splutterduck....Phantom Pooper...the Moderator's post...thanks for the laughs! :D I tried to figure out your Red Lobster comment in your signature line, but couldn't. Now I get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I think I missed the thread the first time around. Just read the first few pages - freakin' hilarious!!! I haven't encountered Springs on any boards (that I'm aware of) but I'm pretty sure I've been seated near her in a restaurant a time or two. Lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I have phantom pooper running through my head again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Just found her on topix for bowling green in dec of 11. Duh! Should have known her visit here wasn't unique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Sputterduck! Come back! How are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatherwith4 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 That was a good thread(s) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 And the fact I goofed and called her 'Splutterduck' is immortalized for all time. *blush* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 And the fact I goofed and called her 'Splutterduck' is immortalized for all time. *blush* Better to add an L than to replace the D with an F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Now *that* was fun! Splutterduck....Phantom Pooper...the Moderator's post...thanks for the laughs! :D I tried to figure out your Red Lobster comment in your signature line, but couldn't. Now I get it! The comment struck me as so funny that I added it that day but never removed it. It's like a line from a funny movie to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 :smilielol5: I'm sorry I missed it the first time round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I'm wondering how I missed that one! Me, too! Even with only the quotes left over, I was laughing so hard, dd woke up, found me and asked me to stop laughing. That has to be the funniest thread ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misty.warden Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Well that escalated quickly. I'm glad the quotes are there because the edited/deleted posts make it tough to see what even started it all. And what would anyone have to fight about crockpots (cupcakes I understood but crockpots?) Personal fave: "I like it the normal, traditional way. I don't understand why a salad would come first." This made me go :confused1: salad first isn't traditional?? Oh Betty Crocker cookbook, you've failed me *cries* And why would anyone want to eat cheese after dessert? I'll never be allowed to leave America, I'd look like a loon elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Well that escalated quickly. I'm glad the quotes are there because the edited/deleted posts make it tough to see what even started it all. And what would anyone have to fight about crockpots (cupcakes I understood but crockpots?) Personal fave: "I like it the normal, traditional way. I don't understand why a salad would come first." This made me go :confused1: salad first isn't traditional?? Oh Betty Crocker cookbook, you've failed me *cries* And why would anyone want to eat cheese after dessert? I'll never be allowed to leave America, I'd look like a loon elsewhere. I think cheese IS dessert sometimes, right? I have an 1950s Betty Crocker book that says a good hostess leaves a pack of cigarettes and matches at each person's place setting! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffe Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Closing this thread while the troll who has currently registered four new identities within an hour goes to find her medication... Moderator Best. Explanation. Ever. Missed this thread the first time 'round - thanks for the laughter today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 [/size] Best. Explanation. Ever. Missed this thread the first time 'round - thanks for the laughter today! I was amazed at how quickly she kept reregistering! "Finds her medication" was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Thanks for this. I also missed it the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GailV Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I missed it the first time around, too, and wondered why you had that line in your sig. :laugh: Obviously I need to spend MORE time on the boards so I don't miss the next big thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessMommy Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 The original rant was so bizarre! The first thread got deleted, and the poll linked above was a spinoff. okay, now that was helpful. I read the first page of the linked thread and couldn't find her original rant - but saw lots of quotes. It wasn't making sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Hahaha! :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: I missed that one last year. Must have been my ill-conceived New Year's resolution to stop wasting my life on these darn boards! That's right up there will cupcake dysphoria. Hilarious stuff. Oh! But probably you should keep the reference for all the folks who were part of that thread. Nostalgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I feel sorry for all the waiters and waitresses out there who have had the misfortune to be assigned to work her table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I feel sorry for all the waiters and waitresses out there who have had the misfortune to be assigned to work her table. One of the lawyers I once worked for seemed to think it was her job to make wait staff as miserable as it was possible to be. She would send soup back repeatedly for not being hot enough. Drink was too weak. Coffee was lukewarm. Fork had a spot on it. You name it. It was embarrassing to be out with her. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 And you gotta know, she's eaten more spit and snot at restaraunts than the average toddler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I missed that one the first time around. Oh my it was funny. I am in a royally po'd mood today but that thread had my laughing hard enough I had tears in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/341304-the-order-of-your-mealwhat-do-you-prefer/ Thanks for the trip down memory lane!!! Is anyone else liking posts in threads from the old board?!? Anyone, anyone?? Bueller, Bueller, Bueller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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