swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 So I have this crazy neighbor that let's her pet run all over the place crapping everywhere. I even caught it today crapping on my lawn. Like seriously, why do I want to deal with it? Keep your pet in your own yard! Stupid flipping unicorn crapping rainbows on my yard. How in the heck am I supposed to clean that up? Keep your rainbow crapping unicorn on your own side of the property line. Geeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 VERY rude. I would ask her to clean up after her dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Unicorns? *heart* I'm sorry. I *hate* rainbows. So happy and freaking colorful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 VERY rude. I would ask her to clean up after her dog. Didn't you see it wasn't a dog it was a rainbow crapping unicorn. How on earth do you clean up crapped out rainbows? Can you just pooper scoop them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Don't you have leash law? Pickup laws? People mock, but yes, politeness needs to be made into laws for the ignoramuses. The same way good fences make good neighbors. True, dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alte Veste Academy Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Oh, I saw the title of your thread and immediately thought to post for people who might need relief. :D :auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Yeah I'll take a crapping unicorn any day over a rainbow! :D OMG :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormy weather Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) . Edited February 23, 2015 by stormy weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghee Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 How on earth do you clean up crapped out rainbows? Wet dry vac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 What the.... :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Don't you have leash law? Pickup laws? People mock, but yes, politeness needs to be made into laws for the ignoramuses. The same way good fences make good neighbors. True, dat. I should look into that. I don't know what leash laws there are for unicorns...off to research more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 :lol: Is this what it looks like? OMG you have experienced this too??? Oh wait are you sitting outside my house spying? IT's YOUR unicorn isn't it??? Are you my neighbor :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormy weather Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liber Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 scoop it up into a paper bag. put it at her front door. light paper bag on fire. ring door bell and run like crazy. watch and laugh like crazy when she tries to stamp out fire.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 scoop it up into a paper bag. put it at her front door. light paper bag on fire. ring door bell and run like crazy. watch and laugh like crazy when she tries to stamp out fire.:lol: flaming rainbows! that could be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avila Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Trap the unicorn and sell it. Those things are worth a fortune. And if she really loved it, she would take better care of it. Or get out the BB gun and let the kids pop off a few shots. Then it will choose somebody else's yard next time. Or just make cupcakes and drink vodka, and you won't notice any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Trap the unicorn and sell it. Those things are worth a fortune. And if she really loved it, she would take better care of it. Or get out the BB gun and let the kids pop off a few shots. Then it will choose somebody else's yard next time. Or just make cupcakes and drink vodka, and you won't notice any more. These are ALL appropriate. *flaming rainbows* :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Wait, if you keep the tail, you can make wizard wands!!! SAVE THE TAIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Wait, if you keep the tail, you can make wizard wands!!! SAVE THE TAIL! I want to be a wizzard who rides a Unicorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Wait, if you keep the tail, you can make wizard wands!!! SAVE THE TAIL! great idea! I wonder if you can make bacon out of unicorn meat? And totally keeping that horn, for a wall trophy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJ Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I am sorry. We have in the past had our share of inconsiderate neighbors and their dogs. In fact there was a dog in our yard last night. Hvaen't checked for poop yet. I think I would scoop it and throw it into her yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punchie Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 scoop it up into a paper bag. put it at her front door. light paper bag on fire. ring door bell and run like crazy. watch and laugh like crazy when she tries to stamp out fire.:lol: She can have flames of happiness all over her feet! :001_wub: great idea! I wonder if you can make bacon out of unicorn meat? And totally keeping that horn, for a wall trophy This should help with how to properly utilize unicorn meat:http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/de42/?srp=8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwantsprinkles Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 life just got more confusing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 great idea! I wonder if you can make bacon out of unicorn meat? And totally keeping that horn, for a wall trophy I wonder the same thing. I don't see why not. I wonder if it would be sparkly too. Sparkly smokey bacon....:w00t: OOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Do I have to post a picture of my incision? You CANNOT make me laugh like this. It has only been 3 weeks. If I pop any internal stitches, I'm blaming the unicorn poop! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Do I have to post a picture of my incision? You CANNOT make me laugh like this. It has only been 3 weeks. If I pop any internal stitches, I'm blaming the unicorn poop! :lol::lol::lol: Oh dear. I can sprinkle some fairy dust on your boo boo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflections Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 With sparkly rainbow frosting like poop on your yard, what do you do to keep your kids from eating it? Cause I KNOW it would be a battle in my house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dear Doctor, I know you told me to take it easy this week, since my pelvic exam revealed that some stitches weren't completely closed, yet. But, my online friends were posting pictures of unicorn poop, so I just HAD to laugh hysterically. Sorry to make you have to operate again for literally busting a gut. Sincerely, Thescrappyhomeschooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 This should help with how to properly utilize unicorn meat:http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/de42/?srp=8 If only it wasn't pink, I'd get one for dh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabrizia Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 If only it wasn't pink, I'd get one for dh. How about this instead? http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/?pfm=caffeine_featured_e5a7_3 You could donate some to the food pantry, it is shelf stable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth in MN Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Why can we say crappy and crap but not sex or boobs or even vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgiana Daniels Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 AwWW, man. I totally feel for you! We had neighbors who let their cats use our part of the yard as a litter box and it STANK!!! We talked to the property mgt, who did nothing even though it was zoned for no pets, and finally as a last resort my hubby started shoveling it over on their side. Seriously, who needs 10 cats. WHO?!?!?! Anyway, I'm a firm believer that most situations can be resolved nicely, but only if both sides are working toward a resolution. When one side doesn't care, all bets are off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dear Doctor, I know you told me to take it easy this week, since my pelvic exam revealed that some stitches weren't completely closed, yet. But, my online friends were posting pictures of unicorn poop, so I just HAD to laugh hysterically. Sorry to make you have to operate again for literally busting a gut. Sincerely, Thescrappyhomeschooler My apologies for inconviencing your dr because of this atrocity in my yard ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Why can we say crappy and crap but not sex or boobs or even vagina? Because crap is on my word list. My mom told me so when I was a kid ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 what's wrong with crap? I dunno? I know some posters prefer carp. But really it would not make much sense for a unicorn to carp on my lawn. There is rainbow poop on my lawn not fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK_Mom4 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I dunno? I know some posters prefer carp. But really it would not make much sense for a unicorn to carp on my lawn. There is rainbow poop on my lawn not fish. And for the rest of us losing it out there.... I just read your post as being about Rainbow Fish. I'm outta here.:auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Why can we say crappy and crap but not sex or boobs or even vagina? I think those words are avoided to prevent pervs from searching for those words and coming to this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 How about this instead? http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/?pfm=caffeine_featured_e5a7_3 You could donate some to the food pantry, it is shelf stable! Oooo. Happy Chanukah, Darling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Man, this thread needs a warning!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth in MN Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Because crap is on my word list. My mom told me so when I was a kid ;) Having an Aspie kid means mine won't swear. I, however, swear like an old-school sailor. I wonder what my DD would do if I have her a list of "naughty" words for copywork? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgiana Daniels Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 what's wrong with crap? Nothing, as long as it's not in my yard :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Tabrizia, you beat me to the link. My mom actually has this product. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaSheep Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thanks for the giggle. The stuff our neighbor's pet is leaving in our yard is, unfortunately, NOT rainbows. And the neighbor in between our house and the offending party left US a lovely bag of the neighbor dog's contributions on OUR porch. Dh went over and asked if it was them, and they said it was, and he pointed out that our dog is ALWAYS on a leash or a tie-out when she's out, and can't GET to their yard. Dh has also sent the neighbor with the loose dog a nice letter explaining the leash and pick-up laws in our town. We saw a difference for a couple of days in that they sent their kids out to watch the dog poop on our yard so it wasn't unsupervised--still not on a leash, but hey the kids are watching it, that counts, right? We don't want to report them, but we are getting tired of the mess. I kind of like the idea of living in a denial fantasy populated by rainbow-pooping unicorns instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) Wait doesn't unicorn blood make you immortal or something??? Bottle it! But wait----you don't have the qualifications to catch it!! Edited October 23, 2012 by Lara in Colo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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