ELaurie Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 :lurk5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Where does a general put his armies? In his sleevies!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!!!!:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Knock Knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? God bless you!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura K (NC) Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c... Moo! (It's funnier when you hear it. :) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. H. Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 How do you get a frog off the windshield? Turn on the defrogger. :D How do frogs take notes? On lily pads. :lol: What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.:smilielol5: This is an illness, by the way, if you have boys. My 7yr. old son comes up with some doozies. Check out cute joke books at your local library in the kids' section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMom Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 when I asked for jokes for ds5 awhile back: What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner? He was stuffed. What is a pirate’s favorite letter? RRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtolgd Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 One from my ds7... Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? Because it was rated RRRRR. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELaurie Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisperlily Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My DS8's current favorite joke is... Q: Why don't turkeys get invited to parties? A: Because they use "fowl" language. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachGirl Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What do you call a cow after an earthquake? A milkshake!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.griff Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Harry Potter joke: Knock Knock Who's there You Know You Know Who? YES! Avada Kedavra (killing curse) Or You know who? You know who!? Where!?!?! :eek: But, IDK if you're ds's have seen/heard HP. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Knock, knock.Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c... Moo! (It's funnier when you hear it. :) ) I agree, this is one of my favorites to pull on unsuspecting children :thumbup: Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I don't know if they'll get this one, but... What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film to be developed at Wal-Mart? Someday my prints will come. Also, this is a pointless joke that usually gets laughs-- What did Farmer Brown say when he lost his cow? I lost my cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 What does an Ancient Egyptian kid call his parents? Mummy and Deady--this is from dd7! What did the rhinoceros say to the elephant? (Roll eyes, hands on hips) Rhinoceroses can't talk? Knock knock Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning, I'm dwowning! That's all, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhesa Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 The current favorite around here: Why is 7 such a scary number? Because...7 8 9!! Followed by shrieks of laughter from my 5 and 7 year old even though this is the 1,000th time.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iquilt Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 This is my dh's favorite joke: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.griff Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Eewwwww, LOL :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 A joke my eldest made up: What is an ancient Briton's favorite instrument? A SAXON-phone! How much do you charge a pirate to get his ear's pierced? A buccaneer! (buck an ear? get it?) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 My 9 yr ds made these up: What do you call a smelly teacher? A tooter :lol: What did the daddy bubble say about his son? Sniff, they blow up so fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leah Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 thanks everyone! We had fun with these here. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELaurie Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Thanks everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Why did the scientist have a knocker put on his front door? He wanted to win the NO-BELL (Nobel) Prize!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 These are hilarious!:lol: My boys love these- What do you call your sister with one leg? -Eileen What do you call her twin? -Peg What do you call your brother with no arms or legs floating in the pool? -Bob What do you call your brother with no arms or legs sitting on the front porch? -Matt What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour? -A frog in a blender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 My son made this one up when he was about 8 years old. What kind of car has a bellybutton? An Audi (an outie......get it?):lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSue Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 What do pigs use on their boo-boos? Oinkment :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen sn Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I am reading these to dd. When asked what do you call a cow after a earthquake she said.....a moove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen sn Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I know you have all heard this one: What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 These are hilarious!:lol: My boys love these- What do you call your sister with one leg? -Eileen What do you call her twin? -Peg What do you call your brother with no arms or legs floating in the pool? -Bob What do you call your brother with no arms or legs sitting on the front porch? -Matt What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour? -A frog in a blender What do you call your brother with no arms and leg in a tree? Russell What do you call you brother with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call your brother with no arms and legs tied behind a speed boat? Skip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 This is my dh's favorite joke: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :) What do you call a cow with one leg shorter than the rest? Lean Beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 What do you call a fish with 2 legs? 2-knee-fish:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 What do you call your brother with no arms and leg in a tree? Russell What do you call you brother with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call your brother with no arms and legs tied behind a speed boat? Skip It's so good to know that I am not alone in the dismembered human body joke fun!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 It's so good to know that I am not alone in the dismembered human body joke fun!:D That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I know all these jokes and was thinking about posting them but I had origianally heard them as "paraplegic" jokes. I thought they would be offensive. So when I saw how you worded them... I was delighted! Now I know how to tell them in a better way!!!! Thanks:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindyg Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 A pink carnation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I know all these jokes and was thinking about posting them but I had origianally heard them as "paraplegic" jokes. I thought they would be offensive. So when I saw how you worded them... I was delighted! Now I know how to tell them in a better way!!!! Thanks:lol::lol::lol: That thought did cross my mind, but Dang!, those jokes make me laugh.:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 That thought did cross my mind, but Dang!, those jokes make me laugh.:rofl: Me TOO! Every time I tell the one about ....what do you call.....tied behind a speed boat? Skip I get a mental picture of that lame '80's movie "Week End at Bernies" when the two guys had dead Berney in the boat and they took off and he came out of the boat... you could see his body skipping on the water. That was the only time I have laughed so much in a movie theater that I was actually on the floor crying:smilielol5::smilielol5: My husband is so proud of my cache of "no arm/legs" jokes he brags to his buddies and has me tell 'em:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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