It's too damned hot. But, like, not Hell kind of hot, unless it's true that Hell freezes over sometimes. :huh:
So, what does the footstool rest on and where can I find a picture of this flat earth that has the time zones mapped out?
If you're flying into Tullamarine, Creekland, give us a yell. My testimony is worth nothing without a proper investigating scientist like yourself validating I'm not a hoax.