Nakia Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) Or at least I can. :D Warning: There is some foul language especially on the Elf post below. http://peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.blogspot.com/2011/12/holiday-greetings.html And here's a funny post about Elf on the Shelf. To clarify, I have NOTHING against moms who have an Elf. I just think this is hilarious! http://peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.blogspot.com/2011/12/over-achieving-elf-on-shelf-mommies.html P.S. Please forgive my grammatical error in the thread title. Edited December 15, 2011 by Nakia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tammyw Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Or at least I can. :D Warning: There is some foul language especially on the Elf post below. http://peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.blogspot.com/2011/12/holiday-greetings.html And here's a funny post about Elf on the Shelf. To clarify, I have NOTHING against moms who have an Elf. I just think this is hilarious! http://peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.blogspot.com/2011/12/over-achieving-elf-on-shelf-mommies.html I saw these yesterday and almost peed my pants laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 "The lines were tolerable and I didn't gouge anyone's eyes out waiting on line for It's a Small World. " Funny! I could see myself saying something like this about a trip to Disney...which is why my husband took the kids who wanted to go and I stayed home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I have a phobia about dolls so I know dh would do take a picture of me sleeping with the Elf. Forget the kids, that would give me nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SailorMom Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The Elf one had me almost pee-peeing in my pants! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The Elf one had me almost pee-peeing in my pants! :lol::lol::lol: Same here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie G Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'm sitting here laughing like a lunatic and my dh and dd don't understand. They just think I've finally gone over the edge. Thanks for the links. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 So funny! thank you for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaceyinLA Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 My niece and her dh are obsessed with their elf. They even parked her little VW bug all sideways in the garage and had him on the steering wheel. Every night she has pics of him on her FB doing his naughty things. Maybe I don't grasp the elf thing, but if he is "watching" to make sure the kids are good, why is he such a holy terror?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'm in pain from laughing so hard at the elf one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy at Home Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I needed this today. The Elf on the Shelf, priceless:lol:. People I want to pinching he throat - you have to love it. Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Nakia, thanks so much for that Elf on the Shelf post! I've seen him in Barnes &Noble, but I didn't ever know what he was. That was just hilarious! I laughed so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Well there goes my evening... I just spent untold time reading that blog and laughing like a lunatic.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paintedlady Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 :lol: Those were great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I really liked the Elf one. I was talking with a sales clerk about the Elf on the Shelf and what the story was about. The clerk told me I don't know much about the story but the Elf is supposed to be watching you and you are supposed to be good. Without thinking, I said, "That sounds creepy. Kind of reminds me of Big brother". He got a kick out of that. I am sure it doesn't have to be creepy. However, I can guarantee that if I had and Elf it would be moved from shelf, if remembered. These elaborate schemes of cookies miraculously being made and pillows strewn all over the living room, well, I agree with the article, all I can think is it's just more work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chepyl Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I was beginning to think I was alone in hating the elf on the shelf. The whole idea just creeps me out. I have a friend who sets up elaborate scenes for him everynight and takes pictures. He wrote a note to her son about going back to the North Pole until the little boy could behave. We dont own one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrellyMama Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I found this one the other day. It has some naughty language but it is so funny. http://www.bradlaughs.com/2006/12/31/funny-spoof-christmas-letter/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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