NanceXToo Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yesterday, for "Health," I read a couple of books about bodies to my Kindergartener. We read "My Body, Your Body" first. This is a great picture book by Mick Manning and Brita Granstrom which talks about different parts of a person's body and what those parts are for and what they can do, and compares our parts to those of several different animals. One page said: “Squeeze your arm! Feel your muscles! You have 650 muscles in your body. They help you move about and lift things. Guess what your biggest muscle is. Your biggest muscle is your behind!” Before I could continue to talk about how “Salmon are so strong they can swim up waterfalls,” and how “Ants can carry up to fifty times their own weight in one trip” and so on, my son interrupted with: "Soooo, you mean, you can attack someone with your butt?" Er, no. No, you cannot. At least, I hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishboneDawn Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I beg to differ. All it takes to experience a butt attack is a meal of baked beans or chili. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I beg to differ. All it takes to experience a butt attack is a meal of baked beans or chili. :glare: :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 ASSault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 ASSault... :D That was so bad, it ended up good. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynyel Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 OMG :lol::lol::lol: To all! Side note: Onions (If one has enough! :D) can do the same as chili any day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 I beg to differ. All it takes to experience a butt attack is a meal of baked beans or chili. :glare: ASSault... :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeacefulChaos Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 DS5, when he was really young (maybe 18m-2y), used to do what we called his 'super butt attack' when he and other DS (now 7) would wrestle with DH. He would run at him backwards from across the room with his butt sticking out. I think it was in an effort to keep from DH tickling his belly, but the visual was hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishboneDawn Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 DS5, when he was really young (maybe 18m-2y), used to do what we called his 'super butt attack' when he and other DS (now 7) would wrestle with DH. He would run at him backwards from across the room with his butt sticking out. I think it was in an effort to keep from DH tickling his belly, but the visual was hysterical. :lol::lol: My dog did a butt attack once. I was dogsitting for my parents, their little terrier/Lhasa apso mix that was then still a puppy. It was nipping my neice and before I got to it my 70 lb rottie/lab mix jumped up on the couch and sat on the puppy before snuggling in with my neice. I did not feel bad for that puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol: My dog did a butt attack once. I was dogsitting for my parents, their little terrier/Lhasa apso mix that was then still a puppy. It was nipping my neice and before I got to it my 70 lb rottie/lab mix jumped up on the couch and sat on the puppy before snuggling in with my neice. I did not feel bad for that puppy. :lol: When butts attack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Wouldn't that be an attack from behind?!? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 We had "Super Baby Butt Drop" when dc were little. They would stand on dh's chest holding his hands. After counting to whatever number he gave (whatever they could count up to,) they would drop down as hard as possible into the sitting position, and dh would pretend to die. The first thing I thought of when I read the OP was that I have been attacked by plenty of people "talking out of their @sses." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusksAngel Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 We had "Super Baby Butt Drop" when dc were little. They would stand on dh's chest holding his hands. After counting to whatever number he gave (whatever they could count up to,) they would drop down as hard as possible into the sitting position, and dh would pretend to die. The first thing I thought of when I read the OP was that I have been attacked by plenty of people "talking out of their @sses." :D Dh calls them "Butt Bombs" (and there's no counting) and under no circumstances is it okay to do this to Mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 ASSault... I'll never misspell THAT word again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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