Cute things kids say.

[lynn]

Baby girl was having a whining moment and I told her she needed to stop whining or sit in her room for a few minutes. Her response "I'm not whining, my brain is crying" Okay then. What do you do for a crying brain:lol:

[Scarlett]

Baby girl was having a whining moment and I told her she needed to stop whining or sit in her room for a few minutes. Her response "I'm not whining, my brain is crying" Okay then. What do you do for a crying brain:lol:

 

So cute.

[Starr]

I think I'll quote her!

[1bassoon]

I love these things! What a cute statement!

 

Today, dd17 gave dd4 a haircut - took off about 6 inches.

 

Little one looks in the mirror, and says, "I look different! (insert pause) Less hair."

 

 

I guess it was her tone of voice, but it was just hysterical.

[twilkin]

I've always loved certain words they confuse like swisher swashers (windshield wipers)or shwet shwert (sweat shirt).

[kym]

My ds, age 8 or so at the time, got out of the shower and called, "Mom! I washed my hair with your Hairball Express shampoo!" (Herbal Essence) :001_smile:

[fairfarmhand]

Here's one from my nephew. Bil said to his whining kid who kept whining for a cheese sandwich "If you don't quit whining you won't get squat." (using a typical southern phrase) Nephew replied "I don't want squat. I want a cheese sandwich."

[mammaruss]

My ds, age 8 or so at the time, got out of the shower and called, "Mom! I washed my hair with your Hairball Express shampoo!" (Herbal Essence) :001_smile:

 

:lol::lol:

[Stacia]

Too funny.

 

Some friends are expecting a baby girl. They already have an almost 3yo dd. They were talking about possible baby names & the mom mentioned "Ella".

 

The 2yo then asks, "Like elephant?"

 

:lol: (Guess Ella is probably out of the running as a name at this point.)

[sbgrace]

This evening w/my six year old:

Hubby/Dad: "Andrew, how about you tell mommy some more about the adventures of your chipmunk." (this kiddo makes up stories pretty much 24/7 it seems)

 

Andrew: "I'll have to do it later. My imagination ran out of gas."

[tricia]

Very cute. Can't answer the question though about the brain! Good luck with that one.

[Rosie_0801]

My friend in high school's little brother said something about "dislocated coconut."

 

:001_smile:

Rosie

[bairnmama]

My ds told me this winter that he couldn't wear undies if he wore footy pj's. When I asked why, he replied, "Because that's the rule." So, of course, I asked who made that rule, and his answer was, "God did."

[thescrappyhomeschooler]

All so cute!

 

My niece is a very picky eater and refuses to eat almost everything. The rule at their house is she has to try one bite of everything on her plate, or she has to go to her room. One evening, after my sister called everyone to the table, niece walks up, looks at her plate, and says, "I'll just go to my room."

[JudoMom]

Ds4 asked my if is underwear was "inside out or inside in" :001_smile:.

 

I always tease him and tell him he's so cute I'm going eat him for breakfast with chocolate sauce and a spoon. He told me a few weeks ago I couldn't eat him. I asked him if he was sure, and after some thought he decided I could eat half of him. :lol:

 

He's evidently been listening to math lessons, because I served a dish that wasn't his favorite. He told me I should "save the recipe, but only half of it" :lol: