nmoira Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm bored, so the kids and I have been playing this game. I'll start one here: I Can't Believe It's Not Tofu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Spam - Breakfast of Champions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Like a good neighbor, Monsanto is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 Like a good neighbor, Monsanto is there. Oooooh. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Viagra - when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Ok, this is too much fun. Wish I could stick around but I'm only halfway done with my Christmas shopping. :scared: Looking forward to reading more when I get back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane in NC Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Better Living Through High Fructose Corn Syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Campbell's soups are mm, mm, salty! ______ Airlines, good to the last drop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHomeschoolDad Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Netflix. Spend more time searching than watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHomeschoolDad Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 LinkedIn Connect with people for no reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Twitter: When you absolutely have nothing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 You're in good hands with the TSA. DMV service - 30 minutes or it's free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MFG Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Slugs, The Other White Meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Tired of that nice finished basement?? Check out the Craptastic Sump Pump and you'll have your very own indoor pool!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Vote for Mark Foley: Promise him anything, but give him our page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Have a Happy Period...oh, wait they actually tried that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Nothing runs like L'eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Your state's highway patrol: "You deserve a break today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 There's always room for Jello shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 My son's favorite: Procrastinators Anonymous "Just do it tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Got Wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 The NSA: Think globally, act locally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 This is not your father's Preparation H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Lockheed Martin drones: Reach out and touch someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Lockheed Martin drones: Reach out and touch someone. Good one! I was trying to come up with something for "reach out and touch someone". :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane in NC Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 So I asked College Boy and Corporate Guy for their entries. From my son, one that Subway will never run in the US: $5.00 for 30 centimeters From my husband, a proposed slogan for Colorado's marijuana distributors: This bud's for you. ( :smilielol5: I love my family.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Spam - Breakfast of Champions! Ha!! You have never been to Hawaii! Even McDonald's serves fried spam with eggs and rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Good one! I was trying to come up with something for "reach out and touch someone". :p This one is stolen from NPR, but it's too good not to post. Amazon's proposed delivery drone service: What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Ha!! You have never been to Hawaii! Even McDonald's serves fried spam with eggs and rice. I actually have been to Hawaii. It's quite possible I consumed spam without realizing it. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I was spammed!". :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHomeschoolDad Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 This one is stolen from NPR, but it's too good not to post. Amazon's proposed delivery drone service: What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That? Skeet shooting with prizes! Or Aerial pinatas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 UPS: We don't regularly deliver on Saturday, but we're cuter in shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Amazon Prime: Crack for book lovers, your first hit month is free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Real motto from a plumbing company near us: A Straight Flush beats a Full House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 Real motto from a plumbing company near us: A Straight Flush beats a Full House That would be a great slogan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xuzi Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Real motto from a plumbing company near us: A Straight Flush beats a Full House There was a septic company in the town I grew up in that had "Super Duper Pooper Scooper" on the back of all it's tank trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane in NC Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Real motto from a plumbing company near us: A Straight Flush beats a Full House An electrician near us had a slogan painted on his sign: "Can't find your shorts? Call Charlie!" When my son was a novice reader, this slogan completely cracked him up. I believe he thought it referred to an article of clothing! Anything that went missing received the suggestion, "Call Charlie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 Is it live or is it Autotune? Anthony Weiner... The quicker p®icker upper. Juice: More sugar than soda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xuzi Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Taco Bell: Where to go when you gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneEyre Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Saw this one somewhere else... Pepsi: Is Pepsi ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 You guys are crackin' me up! When we hear the McDonald's song on the radio, "da da da da da, I'm lovin' it," we always sing, "I'm pukin' it!" How about ExLax: Easy come, easy GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHomeschoolDad Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Two septic truck logos I've seen: Caution...Stool Bus and This truck is loaded with political promises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 When we lived in Key West, Florida, the local trash pick up had "Free Snow Removal" on one side of the truck and "We Cater Weddings" on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbutton Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 A local bakery has trucks that say, "We bust our buns for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet Vane Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 A local bakery has trucks that say, "We bust our buns for you." Reminds me of a former roommate, who made some tasty treats for us one day. Next to the treats was this note: Here are my buns, baked for you. Take; eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 The History Channel: Actual History not included Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 BBC: Reclaiming America one viewer at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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