bookfiend Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 What was the longest thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Shouldn't you have to take some form of qualifying test of Hive trivia to become a Beekeeping Professor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Do you place your toilet paper in the holder properly or the wrong way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Do you return your shopping cart to the cart corral? Do you cook in a crockpot? Do you remove your shoes inside a house? :lol: These are a good start. She really needs to start threads with questions like: Is it OK to shoot my neighbor's dog with a BB gun? Does anyone have a curriculum that uses the Henty books? Is it OK to use a cold shower to clean up a kid who had a toileting accident? Why can't I just use some of the Pearls' advice? Do you think the Duggars are raising their own babies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Please post your favorite kilt picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 :lol: These are a good start. She really needs to start threads with questions like: Is it OK to shoot my neighbor's dog with a BB gun? Does anyone have a curriculum that uses the Henty books? Is it OK to use a cold shower to clean up a kid who had a toileting accident? Why can't I just use some of the Pearls' advice? Do you think the Duggars are raising their own babies? Yes, and would you use a curriculum that has This Country of Ours as a history spine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolly Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 What was the longest thread? One that got so huge it was deleted because they thought it was weighing down the server and causing problems. It was the infamous "How do you get to 2,000 posts?" thread. Good times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 ooh! How about: What should I name my triplets who are due on a major holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Thought of some more threads for you to start! Why do Catholics worship statues? :lol: (this one is near and dear!) Finally! there is a law that you can't buy _______ with food stamps! Why do overweight women wear bikinis? Or show cleavage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Is there a Hive graduation ceremony when one is made a Beekeeping Professor? Do you get a jersey? Or, oh, oh, oh, a varsity letter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamrachelle Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A question for the ages: Do you place silverware in your diswasher with the handles up or down?:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmMusa Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This topic made my night. Love y'all! Now where did OP go??? She's got work to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan C. Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 OK she is going for the next level at NEXT New Year's, not this one!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Urgent question here: Do you believe in the dish fairy? If so, have you seen her recently? Please -- if you see her -- could you send her to my house? There is a a huge pile of dirty dishes in my sink and I was hoping she could wave that wand of hers and make them clean and neatly stacked in the cupboard. Oh, and if you bump into her sister, the laundry fairy, let her know that I'll be expecting her here in the morning. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKidAcademy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This is my Very Important Question for this time of year: Which end of the candy cane do you eat first, the straight part or the curved part? Everyone knows that a mom doesn't have a choice - just like the burnt toast/grilled cheese, she only gets the broken candy canes. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 You could also do a bunch of test posts on the test board We have a test board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Hmmm...can you explain to me WHY Kids Happen? Because I am really bad at saying no. Edited December 11, 2011 by KidsHappen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) And why so repeatedly? Because my hubby is persitant. Edited December 11, 2011 by KidsHappen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 And why so repeatedly? Because my hubby is persitant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Don't you know what causes that? I was told it was a lack of a tv which I have since rectified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Were you trying for "the boy"? No, for the most part we were actively trying not to concieve. I am obviously not very good at that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Are they ALL YOURS? "I have never seen them before in my life, sir," I said to the policeman when he asked if they belonged to me. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Wow! they are all girls. She figured out how to get sons though, her dd's married them! I also have a son who will be 29 in Jan. but I am collecting SILs at an astonishing pace. Edited December 11, 2011 by KidsHappen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Because my hubby is persitant. Oh did I mention that my hubby is persistant. Spelled correctly this time. I am also playing Monopoly with all of these kids that just showed up at my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #1. What is your family's favorite Christmas beverage? Peppermint milkshakes? Eggnog? Punch? Hot-buttered rum? Grog? Christmasey coffees or teas? Bailey's straight. :cheers2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #2. Please share your Christmas dinner menu. Do you do the same thing every year for dinner? Christmas Dinner Spiral Sliced Ham Deep Fried Turkey Stuffing Mashed Potatoes Gravy Sweet Potato Casserole Broccoli & Rice Casserole Sweet Corn Asparagus Yeast Rolls French Silk Pie And yes, I did just pulled this up from a word doc. The word doc is formatted and decorated but the formatting didn't transfer. It is pretty much the same every year, traditional and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #3. Do the little children in your family hang stockings? What do they usually get from Santa (if you do Santa) in their stockings? The grown children in my family hang their their stocking and yes Santa still fills them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #4. How tall is your Christmas tree, and who decorates it? Actually for the first time in about 25-30 years we are getting a live one. I don't know how big it will be but the kids will decorate it. They do all of the decorating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #5. Candy canes: Traditional peppermint or fruity or novelty candy canes for your family? My kids are all for novelty, some years they make it on the tree some years they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #6. What are your family's favorite Christmas movies? I will have to take a survey and get back to you. We have lots of movies and lots of voters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #7. Do you ever travel out-of-state for Christmas? If so, how far do you go? Nice try, Pamela :lol: Every year we go to my dd's house in GA. It is right at 300 miles and takes anywhere from 4.5 to 8 hours to make the trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Why would a nice girl like you want to go there? My post count shames me. :tongue_smilie: You should be ashamed, I am one of the people that you past on the way up while I was on the way down. But the truth of the matter is that I have been slacking and I need to start posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 I like fruit cake. Do you? No. No fruitcake. I have seen some delicious recipies for a rum butter cake that is low on the candied fruits and a littler higher on the nuts. Sounds great to me but still taste like fruitcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Do you really think 34 posts (on average) per day is reasonable? Not at all. My highest daily average ever was only hovering in the teens. 34 is going to take some work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Hey, if we start some threads for my schoolwork, you could do all my research, give me the links, tell me your thoughts, and then I could use that information to write my papers. Whatcha think? Not if you want a good grade. I believe that my brain has attrophied a bit since school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 I wanna know too...did you want a boy? Boys are easier. LOL I do have a boy. He will be 29 in Jan. Trust me, he wasn't easier. But my grandson is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Do you play Words with Friends? Would you get kicked off a plane for it? :) I don't know that is but you can be your bottom dollar that if I went through the efforts that it takes to get on a plane these days, ain't nobody gonna kick Me off. Edited December 12, 2011 by KidsHappen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) If there are a lot of babies born soon, she could post "Congratulations!" all day long. Doesn't matter how long a post is to count. ;) Seems ike I do that a lot anyway. We had three within 24 hours like a few weeks ago. Edited December 12, 2011 by KidsHappen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #9. Fruitcake. Yes or no? Um no, not even when it is more like a buttered rum pound cake with some limited fruits and nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #10. Which of these German Christmas cookies have you baked, eaten, or pronounced? pfefferneusse, springerle, haselnussplatzchen All of the above. I used to live in Germany. My 15 year old can make an awesome batch of the pfeffernuesse, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 #11. What are your Christmas Eve traditions? We put out a massive buffet of finger foods and then play games or watch a movie or just sit and socialize until bedtime. WE frequently open one gift on CE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 No. No fruitcake. I have seen some delicious recipies for a rum butter cake that is low on the candied fruits and a littler higher on the nuts. Sounds great to me but still taste like fruitcake. Well what do you think of my batik cake then? It doesn't taste like fruitcake. Rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 All of the above. I used to live in Germany. My 15 year old can make an awesome batch of the pfeffernuesse, Are they supposed to be dry? Rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmMusa Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Why didn't the 29 year old son make it into your signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolly Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Urgent question here: Do you believe in the dish fairy? If so, have you seen her recently? Please -- if you see her -- could you send her to my house? There is a a huge pile of dirty dishes in my sink and I was hoping she could wave that wand of hers and make them clean and neatly stacked in the cupboard. :DI DO have a kitchen fairy. It is awesome to have one in the house. In fact, I left clean dishes in the dishwasher last night with dirty ones on the counter. I am thinking the ktichen fairy may be at work as we speak. I hear the pitter patter...I hope it is she. She is pretty good at showing up when needed!:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolly Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 KH, did you make the necessary total yesterday? ARe you up and ready to work toward today's total?:diabla: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 KH, did you make the necessary total yesterday? ARe you up and ready to work toward today's total?:diabla: Lolly are you keeping track of her daily quota. Shall we bring in the hired hands to help her keep up? They're going over the numbers right now. KH, I didn't read the entire thread, but do you prefer the mountains or the beach? What about your favorite season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) how do kid's happen? Edited December 11, 2011 by Denisemomof4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 can you name all of Santa's reindeer? I need to print them out one per page. Please enter each name on a separate post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 how do you know which # poster you are? How do you check that out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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